Disclaimer- I don't own any of the characters in this story but the Kostal family and Genevieve. I WISH I owned Draco and Ronnykins, but sadly, I'm not that imaginative. runs off sobbing and screaming "DRACO I LOVE YOU!!!"

I haven't posted for a while cause I'm evil and wish to annoy you all MWAHAHAHAHA I SHALL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP

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Chapter 9

In the Girls' Bathroom

"BLOODY HELL, FADEY!!!" Draco screamed out . All heads turned to the backroom, as the class pointed and laughed satanicly. McGonogal stared at the pair stuck together, horrorstruck.

"Mr. Malfoy! I will not have that kind of talk in my classroom! Out!" Her voice rang out like the screeching of fingernails on a chalkboard.

"But-"

"OUT! NOW!" Fadey reluctantly got to her feet and started towards the door, sniggers following her as she went. Draco's head, being dragged by Fadey's hand, banged against the desks and legs of the other classmates.

"Oww! Watch it!" Harry yelled at him. Harry glanced up at Fadey and gave her a half smile. She blushed, returned the smile, as was on her way again.

The moment they were out of the classroom, Fadey started bolting towards the bathroom.

"You do realize that my head is still attached to your head," Draco remarked, obviously in pain and annoyed.

"Yes. How are we gonna get you into the bathroom?"

"No idea. I GET TO GO IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM," Draco did what seemed like the dance of having bugs going down your bath, but Fadey knew that dance all too well to mistake it. It was his victory dance.

"Not on your life, sport"

"Damn" They made their way down the hall. The Bloody Baron stared at them like they were bloody idiots who needed to be in St. Mungo's, which, of coarse, they were. As he floated past, the pair shouted at the top of their lungs, "THE WEASELS WILL EAT YOUR SOX"

They entered the bathroom (I know. It's SUCH an original sentence) Draco looked around in awe.

"Whoa! You guys get a couch?!? And a water fountain? THAT SQUIRTS FRUIT PUNCH?!? All we get is a bloody cracked mirror and a sink that doesn't work!"

"Well, we have to come in here and bitch about you evil guys, so we need a place to sit and something to drink. AN THIS IS ALL YOU'RE SEEING!!!" She pulled out a blindfold from her bottomless purse. "Here, put this on."

Fadey tied the blindfold over Draco's beautiful blue eyes. "Awwww," he wined "I wanna see!"

"Too bad for you. Stop bitching. How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Seventy-four"

"YOU CAN SEE CAN'T YOU?!?" She pulled the blindfold tighter and went into the stall.

"Move a little closer"

"I CAN'T! Oww! You banged my head against the door"

After what seemed like an hour, she was finally done. The strange pair walked down the hall back to the Transfiguration classroom, laughing at absolutly nothing inparticular.