A/N: Sango-101: WE'RE BACK!!!!!!
Baka-baka: Coolio. So...... What to say.
Sango-101: Oh my gosh, she's speechless for once. IT'S A MIRICAL!!!!!
Baka-baka: -- grrrr
Sango-101: hehe, uh, (grabs mini sword that was stuck in the cherries of the Shirley Temple she had yesterday) ha, back off you evil person!!!
Baka-baka: Why, I have one too! (grabs her mini sword)
Sango-101: Haha, you can't beat me!! Remember yesterday, I crushed you!!! YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME!!!!
Baka-baka: Sure.......... I have something else to say about that. (goes to jab Sango-101 with mini sword)
Sango-101: (blocks jab) HA, you missed! (jabs at Baka-baka)
Baka-baka: (jumps back and falls off chair) &%#A$&$$&%#&##!!!!!!
Sango-101: You...go wash your mouth.
Baka-baka: I didn't say nothing!!! It was just symbols I pressed when I fell.
Sango-101: Yes, but we all know what you meant. And, it is "I didn't say anything." Get it right.
Baka-baka: What if I don't want to? I like havin' bad English.
Sango-101: I can see.
Baka-baka: Onamae wa nan to oshimasu ka
Sango-101: What did you just say to me?!
Baka-baka: Look it up in the Japanese dictionary...looser.
Sango-101: What if I don't want to? (grabs Baka-baka's arm and shakes her, holding the mini sword at her) TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!
Baka-baka: (cowers) ok, I'll tell you. It means "what is your name?".
Sango-101: It better. (lets go) I'll let you off this time. BUT, if you do that again, I swear I will............
Baka-baka: Will what?
Sango-101: I'll have to think about it....you know, that anger management book is getting dusty on that book shelf over there....
Baka-baka: Don't even think about it (covers self protectively).
Sango-101: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... We shall see.
Baka-baka: You know, this sounds like a great time to start the story..heh heh...the readers are probably wondering what's taking so long...ewww...see one's picking their nose over there...yuck.
Sango-101: EWWW (shreek) that is so gross, geez, we'll start already just keep your nose picking to yourself, yes I mean you.
Baka-Baka: yea
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Sango-101/Baka-baka: READ ON AND REVIEW....please?
Blood spattered everywhere, Covering the ground with it's evil luster and reflecting the shocked face of Sasngo as if a mere pool of water, "Kohaku." The exterminator glanced form her brother to the slaughtered members of her kin, on of which was her father, "Why?"
"Where'd she go?" Miroku blinked several times, the image of the beautiful woman fresh in his mind. He glanced around before catching the faint red reflection of the moon.
Wait... red?
Looking closer, Miroku noticed enormous puddles of blood and bodies littering the ground, "What the?"
(Sango-101: OOOO, he almost said a bad word. Bad Miroku. Watch your mouth.
Baka-baka: Yeah, you better tell him off. You told me off for doing the same thing.
Sango-101: Sort of. Yours was worse.
Baka-baka: No, not that time. I was talking about the time in the pool. When I almost defeated you, then my stupid noodle betrayed me and shot up and hit me in the nose.
Sango-101: OHH, that time. Haha, that was funny.
Baka-baka: Was not.
Sango-101: Yes, it was a classic move from a stupid person like you.
Baka-baka: HEY!!! I almost got you, so you can't say I'm stupid. Now my BROTHER is stupid. He actually let us gang up on him and defeat him. BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sango-101: True, very true. Now, back to the story.)
"Kohaku! Kohaku!!!"
Miroku's head snapped around as his eyes were filled with the image of a Sango, baring her sword, defending off a boy.
Her brother.
Kohaku.
"Why did you kill father and the others?!" Sango pushed up on the hilt of her weapon, throwing Kohaku back, causing him to falter and loose his balance.
Miroku shook his head and ran forward, his staff jingling in an off key sound. "Sango."
The exterminator neither flinched nor displayed any sign of recollection as she continued her assault against her brother.
Miroku lunged forward, his fingers latching on to her arm.
Only, they didn't latch, just fell into a fist as they swept through Sango's left arm.
(Baka-baka: REALLY!!!!! Wow, it's like she's a ghost. Weird.
Sango-101: Yeah, so what. Let the poor people read. The suspense is probably killing them right now.
Baka-baka: So, I don't really care. I always liked suspense. It kept me reading it. But, if I have to, I will shut up until later. Keep reading)
In the next second Kohaku stroke, forcing the girl to move... leaving Miroku behind, staring blankly down at his hand.
'It's a memory' His mind suddenly clicked, Sango was reliving her worst nightmare all over again, only... only, it wasn't real.
The sharp feeling of a strong dark aura struck Miroku and he watched the slightly faint image of the beautiful lady appear.
"Oh how easy it is to taint the human mind," she said with a chuckle. "How easy indeed."
The ground dissolved into a thick black fog as the memory began to fade.
"Why?" Miroku asked quietly, watching the image of Sango's body, draped over Kohaku's disappear. The exterminator's tears glistened on her face as her lips moved with silent words. Miroku frowned slightly, "Why am I in Sango's memory?"
(A/N: Baka-baka: OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! It's the end of the chapter!! I hate this part.
Sango-101: Duh, but, there is always more chapters, isn't there.
Baka-baka: Yeah, I guess. But I still don't like it.
Sango-101: Baka, your are a strange person.
Baka-baka: So are you. LOSER!!
Sango-101: Yeah, I know. And I'm proud of it. As you should too.
Baka-baka: Stop acting smart. You know you're not.
Sango-101: What are you saying. Are you calling me stupid? When your name is "Baka-baka" which, baka, in Japanese means idiot, fool, stupid?
Baka-baka: Yepperdoodles. Of course I am. And what are you going to do about it.
Sango-101: As I said before. That anger management book is getting a little dusty. I think I'm going to grab it and use it like a baseball.
Baka-baka: NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
Sango-101: Why not? (throws book at Baka-baka)
Baka-baka: OUCH!!!!!!!! HEY!!!! You'll pay for that!!!! (grabs iron skillet and throws it at Sango-101)
Sango-101: Uh, ow. (Swirly eyes, then passes out.)
Baka-baka: Uh, oops. She'll be back in a bit. I think she was really tired. Well, I think that's the end of the chapter. I might need to call 9-1-1 if she doesn't wake up soon. Farewell my readers!!!!!!!!!!
Baka-baka: Coolio. So...... What to say.
Sango-101: Oh my gosh, she's speechless for once. IT'S A MIRICAL!!!!!
Baka-baka: -- grrrr
Sango-101: hehe, uh, (grabs mini sword that was stuck in the cherries of the Shirley Temple she had yesterday) ha, back off you evil person!!!
Baka-baka: Why, I have one too! (grabs her mini sword)
Sango-101: Haha, you can't beat me!! Remember yesterday, I crushed you!!! YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME!!!!
Baka-baka: Sure.......... I have something else to say about that. (goes to jab Sango-101 with mini sword)
Sango-101: (blocks jab) HA, you missed! (jabs at Baka-baka)
Baka-baka: (jumps back and falls off chair) &%#A$&$$&%#&##!!!!!!
Sango-101: You...go wash your mouth.
Baka-baka: I didn't say nothing!!! It was just symbols I pressed when I fell.
Sango-101: Yes, but we all know what you meant. And, it is "I didn't say anything." Get it right.
Baka-baka: What if I don't want to? I like havin' bad English.
Sango-101: I can see.
Baka-baka: Onamae wa nan to oshimasu ka
Sango-101: What did you just say to me?!
Baka-baka: Look it up in the Japanese dictionary...looser.
Sango-101: What if I don't want to? (grabs Baka-baka's arm and shakes her, holding the mini sword at her) TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!
Baka-baka: (cowers) ok, I'll tell you. It means "what is your name?".
Sango-101: It better. (lets go) I'll let you off this time. BUT, if you do that again, I swear I will............
Baka-baka: Will what?
Sango-101: I'll have to think about it....you know, that anger management book is getting dusty on that book shelf over there....
Baka-baka: Don't even think about it (covers self protectively).
Sango-101: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... We shall see.
Baka-baka: You know, this sounds like a great time to start the story..heh heh...the readers are probably wondering what's taking so long...ewww...see one's picking their nose over there...yuck.
Sango-101: EWWW (shreek) that is so gross, geez, we'll start already just keep your nose picking to yourself, yes I mean you.
Baka-Baka: yea
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Sango-101/Baka-baka: READ ON AND REVIEW....please?
Blood spattered everywhere, Covering the ground with it's evil luster and reflecting the shocked face of Sasngo as if a mere pool of water, "Kohaku." The exterminator glanced form her brother to the slaughtered members of her kin, on of which was her father, "Why?"
"Where'd she go?" Miroku blinked several times, the image of the beautiful woman fresh in his mind. He glanced around before catching the faint red reflection of the moon.
Wait... red?
Looking closer, Miroku noticed enormous puddles of blood and bodies littering the ground, "What the?"
(Sango-101: OOOO, he almost said a bad word. Bad Miroku. Watch your mouth.
Baka-baka: Yeah, you better tell him off. You told me off for doing the same thing.
Sango-101: Sort of. Yours was worse.
Baka-baka: No, not that time. I was talking about the time in the pool. When I almost defeated you, then my stupid noodle betrayed me and shot up and hit me in the nose.
Sango-101: OHH, that time. Haha, that was funny.
Baka-baka: Was not.
Sango-101: Yes, it was a classic move from a stupid person like you.
Baka-baka: HEY!!! I almost got you, so you can't say I'm stupid. Now my BROTHER is stupid. He actually let us gang up on him and defeat him. BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sango-101: True, very true. Now, back to the story.)
"Kohaku! Kohaku!!!"
Miroku's head snapped around as his eyes were filled with the image of a Sango, baring her sword, defending off a boy.
Her brother.
Kohaku.
"Why did you kill father and the others?!" Sango pushed up on the hilt of her weapon, throwing Kohaku back, causing him to falter and loose his balance.
Miroku shook his head and ran forward, his staff jingling in an off key sound. "Sango."
The exterminator neither flinched nor displayed any sign of recollection as she continued her assault against her brother.
Miroku lunged forward, his fingers latching on to her arm.
Only, they didn't latch, just fell into a fist as they swept through Sango's left arm.
(Baka-baka: REALLY!!!!! Wow, it's like she's a ghost. Weird.
Sango-101: Yeah, so what. Let the poor people read. The suspense is probably killing them right now.
Baka-baka: So, I don't really care. I always liked suspense. It kept me reading it. But, if I have to, I will shut up until later. Keep reading)
In the next second Kohaku stroke, forcing the girl to move... leaving Miroku behind, staring blankly down at his hand.
'It's a memory' His mind suddenly clicked, Sango was reliving her worst nightmare all over again, only... only, it wasn't real.
The sharp feeling of a strong dark aura struck Miroku and he watched the slightly faint image of the beautiful lady appear.
"Oh how easy it is to taint the human mind," she said with a chuckle. "How easy indeed."
The ground dissolved into a thick black fog as the memory began to fade.
"Why?" Miroku asked quietly, watching the image of Sango's body, draped over Kohaku's disappear. The exterminator's tears glistened on her face as her lips moved with silent words. Miroku frowned slightly, "Why am I in Sango's memory?"
(A/N: Baka-baka: OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! It's the end of the chapter!! I hate this part.
Sango-101: Duh, but, there is always more chapters, isn't there.
Baka-baka: Yeah, I guess. But I still don't like it.
Sango-101: Baka, your are a strange person.
Baka-baka: So are you. LOSER!!
Sango-101: Yeah, I know. And I'm proud of it. As you should too.
Baka-baka: Stop acting smart. You know you're not.
Sango-101: What are you saying. Are you calling me stupid? When your name is "Baka-baka" which, baka, in Japanese means idiot, fool, stupid?
Baka-baka: Yepperdoodles. Of course I am. And what are you going to do about it.
Sango-101: As I said before. That anger management book is getting a little dusty. I think I'm going to grab it and use it like a baseball.
Baka-baka: NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
Sango-101: Why not? (throws book at Baka-baka)
Baka-baka: OUCH!!!!!!!! HEY!!!! You'll pay for that!!!! (grabs iron skillet and throws it at Sango-101)
Sango-101: Uh, ow. (Swirly eyes, then passes out.)
Baka-baka: Uh, oops. She'll be back in a bit. I think she was really tired. Well, I think that's the end of the chapter. I might need to call 9-1-1 if she doesn't wake up soon. Farewell my readers!!!!!!!!!!