Chapter 2.
Harry lay in bed pondering the idea of entering a Maiden auction. He could
disguise himself as a girl and enter. It sounded easy enough. But what if
he was caught what then? No I must not be thinking negatively, he told
himself.
This is for my one true love. There is no other way, he told himself.
The next day there was a queue of girls outside the hall. "What's the queue for?" Harry asked Parvati who was nearby.
"The maiden auction of course, just about every girl in Hogwarts is taking part" she turned her nose up at him.
"I'm not" said Hermione, approaching them.
"I can see why you wouldn't take part granger, you're too ugly, no wonder you've never had a boyfriend!" sneered Parvati.
Harry sensed a bitch fight about to start, so he quickly changed the subject. "Hermione, I think we'd better go to class, I know how you hate being late"
"Class, late!" Hermione dashed off . Harry decided to skip apparitions; he had some serious thinking to do.
Later that afternoon, Harry decided to change completely, he would call himself Juliet and would wear a disguise. He had found out from a fellow student that in one of the dungeons, someone sold illegal things, somewhat like the black market. Harry still had plenty of galleons to purchase items to turn him into Juliet.
That evening, Harry went down to the dungeons, under the Invisibility cloak, so as not to be seen. He made his way down the dark dank dungeon steps. There was a line of people waiting to purchase their items. How many people knew about this underground illegal service?
The person in front of him, turned around. It was Filch! Filch stared at Harry. But of course he didn't know Harry was there, all filch could see was the dirty ground.
Filch turned back, he was being served. It was like at the bank, someone sat behind a glass window but you couldn't see their face, they just handed you what you wanted through the tray at the bottom. Filch was served and walked away with a pair of fake breasts in his hands.
What the hell was Filch doing with fake breasts? Harry really didn't want to know (you don't!) But seeing as Harry was getting some himself he couldn't really blame him.
Harry took off the invisible cloak and walked up to the till. "What would you like to purchase?" asked the person behind the window. Harry ordered fake breasts, a blond wig, make up and a pink glittery dress.
"What is the purpose of buying these items?" the person asked.
"Um" Harry drastically tried to think of an answer. "My sister is appearing in a play" that was all he could think off. "What play?"
"The Wizard of Oz"
"Where is it on?" the person asked.
"The national theatre"
"When?"
"Next week" "Who does your sister play?"
God why can't this guy just shut up! Harry thought and fought an urge to shout it aloud. Harry was getting pretty annoyed by this point. "My sister plays a horse ok?"
"I haven't heard of a horse with breasts before"
"In this version the farmers have been putting different breeds of horses in the same stable ok?" Harry stormed off. With that he stormed off shouting "You should have paid more attention in muggle studies you moron!"
Harry lay in bed, the next day he had 3 hours to turn himself into Juliet.
This is for my one true love. There is no other way, he told himself.
The next day there was a queue of girls outside the hall. "What's the queue for?" Harry asked Parvati who was nearby.
"The maiden auction of course, just about every girl in Hogwarts is taking part" she turned her nose up at him.
"I'm not" said Hermione, approaching them.
"I can see why you wouldn't take part granger, you're too ugly, no wonder you've never had a boyfriend!" sneered Parvati.
Harry sensed a bitch fight about to start, so he quickly changed the subject. "Hermione, I think we'd better go to class, I know how you hate being late"
"Class, late!" Hermione dashed off . Harry decided to skip apparitions; he had some serious thinking to do.
Later that afternoon, Harry decided to change completely, he would call himself Juliet and would wear a disguise. He had found out from a fellow student that in one of the dungeons, someone sold illegal things, somewhat like the black market. Harry still had plenty of galleons to purchase items to turn him into Juliet.
That evening, Harry went down to the dungeons, under the Invisibility cloak, so as not to be seen. He made his way down the dark dank dungeon steps. There was a line of people waiting to purchase their items. How many people knew about this underground illegal service?
The person in front of him, turned around. It was Filch! Filch stared at Harry. But of course he didn't know Harry was there, all filch could see was the dirty ground.
Filch turned back, he was being served. It was like at the bank, someone sat behind a glass window but you couldn't see their face, they just handed you what you wanted through the tray at the bottom. Filch was served and walked away with a pair of fake breasts in his hands.
What the hell was Filch doing with fake breasts? Harry really didn't want to know (you don't!) But seeing as Harry was getting some himself he couldn't really blame him.
Harry took off the invisible cloak and walked up to the till. "What would you like to purchase?" asked the person behind the window. Harry ordered fake breasts, a blond wig, make up and a pink glittery dress.
"What is the purpose of buying these items?" the person asked.
"Um" Harry drastically tried to think of an answer. "My sister is appearing in a play" that was all he could think off. "What play?"
"The Wizard of Oz"
"Where is it on?" the person asked.
"The national theatre"
"When?"
"Next week" "Who does your sister play?"
God why can't this guy just shut up! Harry thought and fought an urge to shout it aloud. Harry was getting pretty annoyed by this point. "My sister plays a horse ok?"
"I haven't heard of a horse with breasts before"
"In this version the farmers have been putting different breeds of horses in the same stable ok?" Harry stormed off. With that he stormed off shouting "You should have paid more attention in muggle studies you moron!"
Harry lay in bed, the next day he had 3 hours to turn himself into Juliet.