A/N: Hello, gang. This is my first HP fic.
Title: Wizard Marauders.
To the tune of: 'Lady Marmalade' from the 'Moulin Rouge' soundtrack. No flamers allowed.
Disclaimer: What's that? (Is thumped by lawyers) OK, OK, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter and Moulin Rouge owns 'Lady Marmalade', ya happy?!
Starring: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs with Lily taking up the part of Missy Elliot.
Note: Yeah, I know they're not brothers, but it was the only other word besides 'wizards' that would fit. The brackets are in the bits where the characters are singing. In the bits where it says 'All', this does not include Lily. Ya got that?
Wizard Marauders
Lily: - Wizards and witches - welcome to the Hogwarts School!
[Sirius:]
Fur, teeth and claw, brothers!
Let me hear you roar, brothers!
[All:]
Hey, brother roar
Wizard claw
Brother roar
Hey, wizard claw
Brother roar
Brother roar...
[James:]
Remember our lives
Down in the Hogwarts School
Sneaking around in the grounds?
They said, "Hey, hello James
You wanna join in the game?"
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Yeah!)
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!
(Peter!)
Stag and dog and wolf and small rat!
(Oooh, yeah!)
The four wizard Marauders!
(Oh-woah...)
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Wormtail!
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter...
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...)
[Peter:]
I've gotta be small
Make the trees freeze right up!
Then sneak on through
And have some fun!
An-ima-gi
Let's run free!
Yeah!
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Worm-tail!)
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!
(Oooooh, yeah!)
Stag and dog and wolf and small rat!
The four wizard Marauders!
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Wormtail!)
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!
(Oooooh!)
[Sirius:]
We come through with the magic
And then run around
Let them know we intend
To have fun till night's end!
Four rule-breaking best friends
Some mistake and have doubts
But we say: "Why get bored
When we can sneak out?"
Yeah, it's risky! Well that's us
And that's fun!
We're gonna keep playing about
Once a night, every month!
Put on the cloak
Ignore those school rules
'Cause they don't know our secret
In the Hogwarts School!
Hey, wizard claw, brothers!
Always growl and roar, brothers!
We howl, we run and we always fool around
Teeth like a knife
The meaning of a dangerous life!
You know us!
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony
(Wormtail!)
James, Sirius and Remus
(And Peter!)
The four wizard Marauders!
[All three:]
Marauders!
[Remus:]
Oooh!
[All three:]
Marauders!
[James:]
Oh, yeah!
[All three:]
Marauders!
[Remus:]
Woah!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
[Remus:]
Dumbledore's given me
A chance in school!
(Hey!)
But I have fun every day!
(Alright!)
Friends' loyalty shines
Adventures each time!
More!
More!
MORE!
[Peter:]
Run from our beds and enjoy the ride!
(Enjoy ride!)
[James:]
Livin' an animal's life!
[Remus:]
Oh, at full moon!
Refuse to sleep!
Secrets, let's keep!
[All:]
More!
More!
MORE!
[All:]
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Wormtail!)
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!
(Peter!)
Stag and dog and wolf and small rat!
(Ooooh!)
[Remus:]
The four wizard MARAUDERS...!
HEY!!!
[All:]
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Wormtail!)
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter!
[James:]
All my brothers, yeah!
[Remus:]
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
(Wormtail!)
Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!
OH!
[Sirius:]
C'mon!
Lily: - Moony!
[Remus:]
Marauder-er-er-er!
Lily: - Wormtail!
[Peter:]
Hey, hey, yeah, Marauder!
Lily: - Padfoot!
[Sirius:]
Hey, hey,
Dog-bark,
Wolf-bite,
Stag-chase,
Rat-squeak!
Lily: - Prongs!
[James:]
Oh-oh!
Lily: - More, stag!
[James:]
SNEAK OUT!
Lily: - Hogwarts School!
[Remus:]
Oooh!
Lily: - Gentlemen!
[All:]
THE FOUR WIZARD MARAUDERS...OOOH, YEAH!!!
The End.