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Chapter 3. The next day at 6, he walked or sneaked (sneaked is more appropriate) into the boys toilets just in case there were any girls going to the toilet.
He changed, put on the breasts, the wig, the dress, the make up and stared at himself in the full length mirror.
He really looked the part. This dress is really fitting thought Harry as he admired himself in the mirror im cough a boy im a boy im a boy! He told himself over and over again.
He went up to the common room and slept on the sofa until everyone else woke up. The first person that came down was Ron. "Neville, how many times have I told you? You can't sleep here!" Ron said gently placing a hand on Harry's shoulder. Harry jumped up much to Ron's surprise. Ron stared at Harry/Juliet. What should we call him/her? Ok, Harry. Ron went red in the face and stuttered out to Harry.
"Wh...Who ar...are you?"
"My name's Juliet im new here im taking place in the maiden auction" Harry was enjoying this.
"Why are you not in uniform?"
"Um... what's it to you?" Harry pushed past Ron and started walking up the stairs to the boy's dormitory then Ron coughed.
Harry turned around. "What?!"
"That's the boy's dormitory" Ron said.
"I knew that, I was looking for something a friend of mine had lost" This disguise must really be working! thought Harry.
Later that day Harry was waiting to sign up for the maiden auction. Someone pushed him from behind and sent him forward knocking into the person in front. The person in front turned around.
"Do you mind? I have never been so insulted in all my life! Your majesty! Iam so sorry to have upset you."
Yes. This idiot was none other than Gildroy Lockhart. He was dressed in a jester's costume, with a stupid hat with bells on the front and a stupid grin plastered on his face.
"Gildroy Lockhart! What are you doing here? How did you escape from the mental-?"
"Shut up you incompetent fool! Iam Anne Robinson taking part in the miss united beauty pageant!"
Dear gildroy Lockhart the idiot hadn't changed a bit.
Harry was nearly at the front but gildroy was in front of him wondering whether he should tell the registrar, who was signing people up, whether he had short term memory loss or not, he couldn't remember. At last Harry was at the front of the queue with gildroy Lockhart skipping out of the hall shouting "I won! I won! Look at me! Look at me!"
After Harry had signed up he started walking back to the common room when sir headless nick grabbed him by the arm. "Please come this way, come this way, it is an honour an absolute honour!"
Harry was taken down to a dungeon filled with ghosts. They all gasped when Harry walked in and then they started cheering and clapping one ghost nearly fainted, (if ghosts can faint). Sir headless nick held up a hand and they all fell silent. "Ghosts of Hogwarts, it is an absolute honour to welcome a much loved ghost of the past who always filled our hearts with love and made our rainy days sunny ones-"
"Get on with it, let her make a speech!" one ghost shouted.
"Alright, ghost of Hogwarts may I welcome you Marilyn Monroe!"
There was lots of applause. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Was the thought in Harry's mind. "No please, you've got me very confused with someone else"
I knew I should have got the brown wig thought Harry.
"Listen I know you think I'm Marylin Monroe but I'm not! im called Juliet." Harry said exasperated.
"Juliet? The Romeo and Juliet, Juliet? Wow I've always wanted to meet a ghost who lived in medieval times!" One ghost cried out.
"No, you idiot! Juliet was a fictional character created by Shakespeare" The ghost next to him said.
"Shut up what do you know about Shakespeare?"
"More than you"
"Shut up!"
And so a riot broke among the ghosts and in the chaos Harry managed to slip out into the hallway. If I had known changing my appearance would cause so much fuss I wouldn't have changed, thought Harry. No he then thought I'm still in with a chance!
Harry made his way up to the common room. When he entered Ron was reading on the sofa. Ron looked up and blushed and got up. An uneasy silence filled the room.
"Ron why are you standing up?" Harry asked.
"Do, do, you want to, to sit down?" Ron stuttered.
"No thank you..." Harry's voice trailed off.
"Are you taking part in,. the Maiden auction?" Ron asked.
"Yes why do you want to know? On second thoughts don't answer that question." Harry suddenly felt very very sick.
Ron walked over to Harry. "I've never felt this way before about anyone in my life, you're very beautiful"
Ron moved dangerously close to Harry, Harry was about to run away and scream in terror when Hermione ran downstairs.
"Ron I can't find Harry anywhere he's gone missing!"
"He's probably in detention or fighting dragons or something I've got important matters to attend to" he said signalling towards Harry.
"Ron I'm ashamed of you, Harry's your best friend and instead of looking for him you would rather flirt with a complete tart!"
Harry turned and ran. He would rather be facing voldermort's wrath then be anywhere near Ron weasley. That evening Harry gave McGonagall a note saying that Harry was on a forced holiday with the Dursley's in sunny Brighton.
Harry went up to the girl's dormitory. Harry lay on his bed watching the girl's getting changed.
"Why aren't you getting changed?" one girl asked.
"I'm sleeping in my clothes because I feel like it."
"Don't you realise you'll smell?" one of the girls sneered.
God thought Harry I didn't know girls could be so bitchy.
Hermione approached Harry. "I suggest if you don't want a black eye, you stay away from Ron weasley, he's mine" She turned her nose up at Harry.
"Ok" said Harry resisting the urge to laugh out loud. He went to bed and dreamt about munchkins laughing at him.
Chapter 3. The next day at 6, he walked or sneaked (sneaked is more appropriate) into the boys toilets just in case there were any girls going to the toilet.
He changed, put on the breasts, the wig, the dress, the make up and stared at himself in the full length mirror.
He really looked the part. This dress is really fitting thought Harry as he admired himself in the mirror im cough a boy im a boy im a boy! He told himself over and over again.
He went up to the common room and slept on the sofa until everyone else woke up. The first person that came down was Ron. "Neville, how many times have I told you? You can't sleep here!" Ron said gently placing a hand on Harry's shoulder. Harry jumped up much to Ron's surprise. Ron stared at Harry/Juliet. What should we call him/her? Ok, Harry. Ron went red in the face and stuttered out to Harry.
"Wh...Who ar...are you?"
"My name's Juliet im new here im taking place in the maiden auction" Harry was enjoying this.
"Why are you not in uniform?"
"Um... what's it to you?" Harry pushed past Ron and started walking up the stairs to the boy's dormitory then Ron coughed.
Harry turned around. "What?!"
"That's the boy's dormitory" Ron said.
"I knew that, I was looking for something a friend of mine had lost" This disguise must really be working! thought Harry.
Later that day Harry was waiting to sign up for the maiden auction. Someone pushed him from behind and sent him forward knocking into the person in front. The person in front turned around.
"Do you mind? I have never been so insulted in all my life! Your majesty! Iam so sorry to have upset you."
Yes. This idiot was none other than Gildroy Lockhart. He was dressed in a jester's costume, with a stupid hat with bells on the front and a stupid grin plastered on his face.
"Gildroy Lockhart! What are you doing here? How did you escape from the mental-?"
"Shut up you incompetent fool! Iam Anne Robinson taking part in the miss united beauty pageant!"
Dear gildroy Lockhart the idiot hadn't changed a bit.
Harry was nearly at the front but gildroy was in front of him wondering whether he should tell the registrar, who was signing people up, whether he had short term memory loss or not, he couldn't remember. At last Harry was at the front of the queue with gildroy Lockhart skipping out of the hall shouting "I won! I won! Look at me! Look at me!"
After Harry had signed up he started walking back to the common room when sir headless nick grabbed him by the arm. "Please come this way, come this way, it is an honour an absolute honour!"
Harry was taken down to a dungeon filled with ghosts. They all gasped when Harry walked in and then they started cheering and clapping one ghost nearly fainted, (if ghosts can faint). Sir headless nick held up a hand and they all fell silent. "Ghosts of Hogwarts, it is an absolute honour to welcome a much loved ghost of the past who always filled our hearts with love and made our rainy days sunny ones-"
"Get on with it, let her make a speech!" one ghost shouted.
"Alright, ghost of Hogwarts may I welcome you Marilyn Monroe!"
There was lots of applause. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Was the thought in Harry's mind. "No please, you've got me very confused with someone else"
I knew I should have got the brown wig thought Harry.
"Listen I know you think I'm Marylin Monroe but I'm not! im called Juliet." Harry said exasperated.
"Juliet? The Romeo and Juliet, Juliet? Wow I've always wanted to meet a ghost who lived in medieval times!" One ghost cried out.
"No, you idiot! Juliet was a fictional character created by Shakespeare" The ghost next to him said.
"Shut up what do you know about Shakespeare?"
"More than you"
"Shut up!"
And so a riot broke among the ghosts and in the chaos Harry managed to slip out into the hallway. If I had known changing my appearance would cause so much fuss I wouldn't have changed, thought Harry. No he then thought I'm still in with a chance!
Harry made his way up to the common room. When he entered Ron was reading on the sofa. Ron looked up and blushed and got up. An uneasy silence filled the room.
"Ron why are you standing up?" Harry asked.
"Do, do, you want to, to sit down?" Ron stuttered.
"No thank you..." Harry's voice trailed off.
"Are you taking part in,. the Maiden auction?" Ron asked.
"Yes why do you want to know? On second thoughts don't answer that question." Harry suddenly felt very very sick.
Ron walked over to Harry. "I've never felt this way before about anyone in my life, you're very beautiful"
Ron moved dangerously close to Harry, Harry was about to run away and scream in terror when Hermione ran downstairs.
"Ron I can't find Harry anywhere he's gone missing!"
"He's probably in detention or fighting dragons or something I've got important matters to attend to" he said signalling towards Harry.
"Ron I'm ashamed of you, Harry's your best friend and instead of looking for him you would rather flirt with a complete tart!"
Harry turned and ran. He would rather be facing voldermort's wrath then be anywhere near Ron weasley. That evening Harry gave McGonagall a note saying that Harry was on a forced holiday with the Dursley's in sunny Brighton.
Harry went up to the girl's dormitory. Harry lay on his bed watching the girl's getting changed.
"Why aren't you getting changed?" one girl asked.
"I'm sleeping in my clothes because I feel like it."
"Don't you realise you'll smell?" one of the girls sneered.
God thought Harry I didn't know girls could be so bitchy.
Hermione approached Harry. "I suggest if you don't want a black eye, you stay away from Ron weasley, he's mine" She turned her nose up at Harry.
"Ok" said Harry resisting the urge to laugh out loud. He went to bed and dreamt about munchkins laughing at him.