Summary: A fanfiction based on me playing adlib with my friends... lots of fun, and crazy nonsense ahead! BEWARE!

Fred and Narcissa were walking through Diagon Alley hand-in-hand, chatting about a lot of nothings. They came across their favorite shop, the Magical Menergie. They decided to laugh in. While they walked to a sun inside the shop they noticed a very mundane grass. They were frightened and decided to depart. Fred kissed her on the toe and he went back to Hogwarts. Narcissa flooed home.

MEANWHILE [Somehow... I don't know how.. but this is nonsense, remember that!] Ron and Lily were making out in a closet when Ron heard a noise. He opened the door and saw a great green moon thinking happily towards them. Then Ron motioned for Lily to sneak out with him and she did. They skipped to the Gryffindor Common Room and saw Professor Mcgonagoll [er... I don't know how to spell her name!] talking seductively to [omg, I'm so glad my friends don't know who they're talking about] Bill. Mcgonagoll stopped the instant she saw the two students walked in, she blinked and quickly rushed over to yell at a tree.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A/N: If you like this, I'll update. Review and tell me what you think. Am I wasting my time, or did I make you laugh? Let me know! :-D

THANK YOU JOE FOR ADLIBING WITH ME!!