The Over-Reactor Part 2
The Over-Reactor vs. Overkill
by: Maskless Duckman
All characters in this story are parodies of characters licensed by Marvel Comics and should not be used by anyone.
Characters:
Overkill - A Deadpool knockoff, basically take a picture of Deadpool, switch the black and red on his suit and switch it, take the swords on his back and turn them into chainsaws, and make him four times his normal size. Basically he cannot die.
The Paddler (Francis Fort) - Another Punisher knockoff, he was beaten as a child, so he uses a paddle to beat evil like a redheaded stepchild.
The Over-Reactor vs. Overkill:
On the outskirts of Smarmyville, Nebraska a blond haired man wearing a blue vest, a white t-shirt, and a pair of sunglasses walked out of the 65-11 gas station smoking a cigarette and carrying a can of pop in his right hand. A sign on the store said, "Our Franchise is almost as old as our burritos". The man put out his cigarette in his popcan, extinquishing it, he threw the can, which read, "Crap-O-Cola Since 1895", suddenly a hand reached up and grabbed the can, it crunched.
The man looked into the eye of the Over-Reactor, as he pointed at a sign reading, "No Littering", "Can't you read the sign?" The Over-Reactor said. The Over-Reactor pulled out an Euzie and emptied the clip into the man.
The Over-Reactor drove away from the 65-11, a leg was hanging out of a dumpster with a sign reading, "Warning: Use of dumpster for disposal of human remains may be against local health codes." on the side of it.
The Over-Reactor drove his 1973 Gremling X ,with a licence plate that read, "OVR-RCTR", down the highway, passing a sign that said, "Welcome to Smarmyville, birthplace of the man who met Andy Griffith."
Across town, Overkill turned the teleporter on his belt and said, "All right Bipolar Boy, let's go." He was instantly teleported into the air directly above The Over-Reactor's car, "Bellyflop!" Overkill yelled, slamming down onto the car, it went up in a ball of flame, various parts flying everywhere, deep cracks appearing in the pavement.
The Over-Reactor jumped up with his pistol and combat knife ready, looking into a gun barrel the size of his head, there stood a man who was near twenty feet tall, pointing a huge gun at The Over-Reactor's face. "Boo." Overkill said. "Whoah, I'm gonna need a bigger gun." The Over-Reactor said, fear in his eyes.
"Who are you and why did you do that?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Name's Overkill. I'm a hitman, I was hired to kill you by a guy named Comb Over" Overkill said. "How interesting." The Over-Reactor said,as he sliced off Overkill's gun hand with his combat knife. With a loud "Schlop!" Overkill's hand grew back with the glove on it. "No big deal, I regenerate limbs." Overkill said. "Yeah, but I have your gun." Overkill said, firing Overkill's oversized pistol, blowing up Overkills head.
Overkill's head grew back with the mask on it, "Big mistake pedro." Overkill said as he pulled the chainsaws off of his back and swung them in a wide arc yelling "Diie!!" The Over-Reactor ducked under the saws, narrowly missing getting his head cut off.
The Over-Reactor took out four grenades and threw all four at once towards Overkill yelling, "Eat this punk!" The Over-Reactor covered his face with his arm, as a large explosion rang out.
All that was left of Overkill was his head, still wearing its mask. "Big mistake." Overkill said as his body regenerated with his entire suit intact.
The Over-Reactor looked at his only remaining weapon, a swiss army knife. On a whim, he threw the knife and it hit directly on Overkill's teleporter. "Not good!" Overkill said as the teleporter clicked, and with a loud zap Overkill found himself in the ocean surrounded by sharks, "Definitely not good." Overkill said.
A Gut Wrenching Feeling
The Over-Reactor sat staring down, his thoughts narrated, "After the bought with Overkill I decided to look up this Comb Over Guy... I Went to my informant "Lips" and asked him, he ran away...
A larger view was shown as The Over-Reactor held Lips by his leg off the edge of a skyscraper. "...Man I hate it when they run." The Over-Reactor thought. "Okay, one more time, who is Comb Over?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Big time crime boss. Rules all of Nebraska. There's no stopping him now." Lips replied. "Where's his headquarters?" The over-Reactor asked. "Uptown, big building labeled Fox Enterprises. You Can't miss it." Lips said. "Should I buy a KIA or an Accura?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Everybody who knows anything knows that an Accura is the way to go, it has way better financing than a KIA." Lips replied. "Thanks Lips." The Over-Reactor said, "Goodbye." "What?" Lips asked.
"No!!!" Lips yelled as The Over-Reactor let go of his leg. "Holy crap!" Lips closed his eyes, expecting the feeling of concrete, but instead heard a loud whump as he landed on something soft. "Whew Good thing this dump truck full of matrices was passing by just now." Lips said.
Later... The Over-Reactor stared at a tall building labeled "Fox Enterprises." Just below that sign was a window with a red arrow above it that said, "Bad guy's office here."
Upstairs, The Over-Reactor looked into the face of Wrench Head. "You Comb Over?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Sorry buddy, name's Wrench Head. Here to avenge Gums Mckgee." Wrench Head said as he chomped on a cigar. He pulled an old time Tommygun from his blue pinstripe suit and fired a round at The OVer-Reactor. The Over-Reactor fired a shot, hitting Wrench Head and knocking him out the window.
The Over-Reactor watched as Wrench Head fell, but twenty feet from the pavement a dump truck full of matrices pulled up and he landed softly in it. "Who that's handy." Wrench Head said. "You're tellin me." Lips said, sitting next to it.
"Who drives that thing?" The Over-Reactor asked, he jumped from the window saying, "Here I come Chrome Dome." Suddenly another truck knocked the dump truck full of matrices out of the way, this new truck had the word, "Scorpions" on the side. "Anything but that!" The Over-Reactor said. A truck labeled "Catration chemicals knocked it out of the way. "Okay, I'll take the scorpions." The Over-Reactor said. A third truck knocked the other one out of the way, on the side it said, "Red hot scorpions, sharks, and angry lions in castration chemicals." "I hate you." The Over-Reactor said.
The Over-Reactor pulled out a grappling hook and fired it off saying, "Hey, it worked for Batman."
The Over-Reactor swung down behind Wrench Head who was running and saying, "He'll never catch me." The over-Reactor had his feet out in a kicking position, "Repent all ye sinners. For judgement comes from the sku, and he's flying TWA!" Overkill yelled as he swung down and kicked Wrench HEad in the back of the head, knocking him in a hole, a sign saying "Warning! Inconveniently placed manhole ahead." was next to him. "Amen." The Over-Reactor said.
"You may have stopped me, but you'll never stop this 50's nastalgia bomb!" Wrench Head said, throwing one of those black orb bombs that are in cartoons so often. The Over-Reactor caught the bomb in his hands and said, "No sweat, I'll just throw it into the park"
The Over-Reactor looked over towards the park to see a sign that saig, "National Foundation for Sick Kids rally today." "Okay, I'll throw it in the ocean." The Over-Reactor said. (No I haven't forgotten that he's in Nebraska, watch the origional Batman movie with Adam West, then you'll understand the joke here.) A family of ducks swam by, "Okay, how about back down the manhole." The Over-Reactor said. He looked down the manhole to see some guy holding a bunny inside the manhole, "I love you so much Mr. Bunnywilkins." the man said. "Oh come on now, okay how about a sewer drain." The Over-Reactor said, he turned to see a Ninja Turtle popping out of the sewer staring at him, "Don't even think about is man." the turtle said. "How about the gas station?" The Over-Reactor asked. The Over-Reactor looked to see a baby pouring gasoline on his head. "God I hate mondays." The Over-Reactor said. "What I need is somewhere to throw it. The biggest evil in the universe, something that the devil himself is afraid of. " Then the OVer-Reactor turned to his left to see a giant sign that said, "20th Century Fox" "Perfect!" The Over-Reactor said, he threw the bomb and it blew up the sign.
Misery Loves Company
"I hat today already..." The Over-Reactor thought to himself, "It all started when I met this guy... The Paddler. He had a skull on his shirt too. I told him that was my callsign, he called me a doody head. Now it's personal." The Over-Reactor thought. "Let's rock." The Over-Reactor said. "I'm gonna give you such a whuppin." The Paddler replied. "Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!" The Over-Reactor said. "Not likely." The Paddler replied. "I know you are but what am I?" The Over-Reactor said.
The Over-Reactor pulled out his pistol and pulled the hammer pack, The Paddler swung his paddle down. "Sorry Stevie, I just won't let that fly." The Over-Reactor said. A pistol broke the paddle, and the broken top half of the paddle hit him in the hand, making him drop his gun. "Oh, it's on now." The Paddler said.
Both vigilante's pulled their trench coats pack to reaveal a pistol, "Draw!" The Paddler said. "Fine by me." The Over-Reactor said. The Over-Reactor raised his pistol in his left hand, a stamp that said, "Roll-O-Rama" was on his hand. "Let's go." The Over=Reactor said. "Right" The Paddler said, putting a bullet in the chamber of his .45.
Both fired a shot, and hit a tank in the middle of the room that said, "Warning! Inconveiently placed propane." There was a loud explosion, and as the bomb went off, several thoughts went through the Over-Reactor's head. "Is he still alive?" "If he is will I kill him?" "Should I go to the Wafflehouse later?" "I need to buy some bacon and a gallon of milk." "Buffalos are cool!" "Who would win in a fight, the Hulk or radioactive Mike Tyson?" "What was better? Muhammad Ali or Antilock Brakes?" "I should get a puppy." "If I had a kryptonite cross I could repel Dracula and Superman!" "Did I remember to put on underwear today?" "If I won the lottery, I would puy a whole bunch of geese that layed golden eggs." "If I am justice, what is crime but the opposite of justice. Maybe it is I who am crime, and they are justice. If that be the case, I would be a supervillina, and that would make all supervillians superheroes. So.. If we have really been evil all along, then I have eleminated good in the world, making it not a better place, but a worse one. I am not the solution, but the problem. I am the bad guy, so I guess I should stop killing criminals and only send them to jail. Man my head hurts, what was I thinking? Oh, it probably wasn't important anyway.
As soon as The Over-Reactor came to, he looked up to see Overkill, a large portion of his suit was torn up and there was a necklace of shark's teeth around his neck, he had one foot on the Paddler's back. "Oh god, not you again." The Over-Reactor said. "That's right, I'm back and I beat the crap out of your little boyfriend here. Do you smell what Overkill is cooking?" Overkill asked. "One well placed punch..." The Over-Reactor said as he threw a punch at Overkill. "What a loser." Overkill said, as he held up The Over-Reactor by his arm, then slammed him face first into the concrete, then into a wall, then dropped him on the concrete and laid a kick to the base of his back. "Mmph, mmm." The Over-Reactor said. "Huh?" Overkill asked. "Mmph, mmm." he repeated. "What?" Overkill asked, picking the Over-Reactor up by his head. "I said go home." The Over-Reactor said. "Uhh... okay." Overkill said, he walked off giving the peace sign, "Peace out!" Overkill said. "Right, see ya! Jackass." The Over-Reactor said.
Across town in a laboratory, the re-animated head of Gums Mckgee sat on a tail. "Hoon, Bazzle. I will have a bobby, umb I will hab by bebinge boo." (Soon, Castle. I will have a body, and I will have my revenge too."
Somewhere else sat a strange man in a sweatshirt holding a bunny in his right arm. "Guess who loves Mr. Bunnywilkins... I DO!"
Well... that's all for now. Next issue, The Over-Reactor takes on Tokyo, as he goes after the Yakuza. And expect parodies of DragonBall Z, Speed Racer, Sailor Moon, Cosplay, Gundam, Fooly Cooly, Pok'emon, Megaman, Astro Boy, and Cowboy Bebop, plus pretty much Anime in general. So till next time...
The Ninja turtles belong to their rightful owner, I do not claim them.
The Over-Reactor vs. Overkill
by: Maskless Duckman
All characters in this story are parodies of characters licensed by Marvel Comics and should not be used by anyone.
Characters:
Overkill - A Deadpool knockoff, basically take a picture of Deadpool, switch the black and red on his suit and switch it, take the swords on his back and turn them into chainsaws, and make him four times his normal size. Basically he cannot die.
The Paddler (Francis Fort) - Another Punisher knockoff, he was beaten as a child, so he uses a paddle to beat evil like a redheaded stepchild.
The Over-Reactor vs. Overkill:
On the outskirts of Smarmyville, Nebraska a blond haired man wearing a blue vest, a white t-shirt, and a pair of sunglasses walked out of the 65-11 gas station smoking a cigarette and carrying a can of pop in his right hand. A sign on the store said, "Our Franchise is almost as old as our burritos". The man put out his cigarette in his popcan, extinquishing it, he threw the can, which read, "Crap-O-Cola Since 1895", suddenly a hand reached up and grabbed the can, it crunched.
The man looked into the eye of the Over-Reactor, as he pointed at a sign reading, "No Littering", "Can't you read the sign?" The Over-Reactor said. The Over-Reactor pulled out an Euzie and emptied the clip into the man.
The Over-Reactor drove away from the 65-11, a leg was hanging out of a dumpster with a sign reading, "Warning: Use of dumpster for disposal of human remains may be against local health codes." on the side of it.
The Over-Reactor drove his 1973 Gremling X ,with a licence plate that read, "OVR-RCTR", down the highway, passing a sign that said, "Welcome to Smarmyville, birthplace of the man who met Andy Griffith."
Across town, Overkill turned the teleporter on his belt and said, "All right Bipolar Boy, let's go." He was instantly teleported into the air directly above The Over-Reactor's car, "Bellyflop!" Overkill yelled, slamming down onto the car, it went up in a ball of flame, various parts flying everywhere, deep cracks appearing in the pavement.
The Over-Reactor jumped up with his pistol and combat knife ready, looking into a gun barrel the size of his head, there stood a man who was near twenty feet tall, pointing a huge gun at The Over-Reactor's face. "Boo." Overkill said. "Whoah, I'm gonna need a bigger gun." The Over-Reactor said, fear in his eyes.
"Who are you and why did you do that?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Name's Overkill. I'm a hitman, I was hired to kill you by a guy named Comb Over" Overkill said. "How interesting." The Over-Reactor said,as he sliced off Overkill's gun hand with his combat knife. With a loud "Schlop!" Overkill's hand grew back with the glove on it. "No big deal, I regenerate limbs." Overkill said. "Yeah, but I have your gun." Overkill said, firing Overkill's oversized pistol, blowing up Overkills head.
Overkill's head grew back with the mask on it, "Big mistake pedro." Overkill said as he pulled the chainsaws off of his back and swung them in a wide arc yelling "Diie!!" The Over-Reactor ducked under the saws, narrowly missing getting his head cut off.
The Over-Reactor took out four grenades and threw all four at once towards Overkill yelling, "Eat this punk!" The Over-Reactor covered his face with his arm, as a large explosion rang out.
All that was left of Overkill was his head, still wearing its mask. "Big mistake." Overkill said as his body regenerated with his entire suit intact.
The Over-Reactor looked at his only remaining weapon, a swiss army knife. On a whim, he threw the knife and it hit directly on Overkill's teleporter. "Not good!" Overkill said as the teleporter clicked, and with a loud zap Overkill found himself in the ocean surrounded by sharks, "Definitely not good." Overkill said.
A Gut Wrenching Feeling
The Over-Reactor sat staring down, his thoughts narrated, "After the bought with Overkill I decided to look up this Comb Over Guy... I Went to my informant "Lips" and asked him, he ran away...
A larger view was shown as The Over-Reactor held Lips by his leg off the edge of a skyscraper. "...Man I hate it when they run." The Over-Reactor thought. "Okay, one more time, who is Comb Over?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Big time crime boss. Rules all of Nebraska. There's no stopping him now." Lips replied. "Where's his headquarters?" The over-Reactor asked. "Uptown, big building labeled Fox Enterprises. You Can't miss it." Lips said. "Should I buy a KIA or an Accura?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Everybody who knows anything knows that an Accura is the way to go, it has way better financing than a KIA." Lips replied. "Thanks Lips." The Over-Reactor said, "Goodbye." "What?" Lips asked.
"No!!!" Lips yelled as The Over-Reactor let go of his leg. "Holy crap!" Lips closed his eyes, expecting the feeling of concrete, but instead heard a loud whump as he landed on something soft. "Whew Good thing this dump truck full of matrices was passing by just now." Lips said.
Later... The Over-Reactor stared at a tall building labeled "Fox Enterprises." Just below that sign was a window with a red arrow above it that said, "Bad guy's office here."
Upstairs, The Over-Reactor looked into the face of Wrench Head. "You Comb Over?" The Over-Reactor asked. "Sorry buddy, name's Wrench Head. Here to avenge Gums Mckgee." Wrench Head said as he chomped on a cigar. He pulled an old time Tommygun from his blue pinstripe suit and fired a round at The OVer-Reactor. The Over-Reactor fired a shot, hitting Wrench Head and knocking him out the window.
The Over-Reactor watched as Wrench Head fell, but twenty feet from the pavement a dump truck full of matrices pulled up and he landed softly in it. "Who that's handy." Wrench Head said. "You're tellin me." Lips said, sitting next to it.
"Who drives that thing?" The Over-Reactor asked, he jumped from the window saying, "Here I come Chrome Dome." Suddenly another truck knocked the dump truck full of matrices out of the way, this new truck had the word, "Scorpions" on the side. "Anything but that!" The Over-Reactor said. A truck labeled "Catration chemicals knocked it out of the way. "Okay, I'll take the scorpions." The Over-Reactor said. A third truck knocked the other one out of the way, on the side it said, "Red hot scorpions, sharks, and angry lions in castration chemicals." "I hate you." The Over-Reactor said.
The Over-Reactor pulled out a grappling hook and fired it off saying, "Hey, it worked for Batman."
The Over-Reactor swung down behind Wrench Head who was running and saying, "He'll never catch me." The over-Reactor had his feet out in a kicking position, "Repent all ye sinners. For judgement comes from the sku, and he's flying TWA!" Overkill yelled as he swung down and kicked Wrench HEad in the back of the head, knocking him in a hole, a sign saying "Warning! Inconveniently placed manhole ahead." was next to him. "Amen." The Over-Reactor said.
"You may have stopped me, but you'll never stop this 50's nastalgia bomb!" Wrench Head said, throwing one of those black orb bombs that are in cartoons so often. The Over-Reactor caught the bomb in his hands and said, "No sweat, I'll just throw it into the park"
The Over-Reactor looked over towards the park to see a sign that saig, "National Foundation for Sick Kids rally today." "Okay, I'll throw it in the ocean." The Over-Reactor said. (No I haven't forgotten that he's in Nebraska, watch the origional Batman movie with Adam West, then you'll understand the joke here.) A family of ducks swam by, "Okay, how about back down the manhole." The Over-Reactor said. He looked down the manhole to see some guy holding a bunny inside the manhole, "I love you so much Mr. Bunnywilkins." the man said. "Oh come on now, okay how about a sewer drain." The Over-Reactor said, he turned to see a Ninja Turtle popping out of the sewer staring at him, "Don't even think about is man." the turtle said. "How about the gas station?" The Over-Reactor asked. The Over-Reactor looked to see a baby pouring gasoline on his head. "God I hate mondays." The Over-Reactor said. "What I need is somewhere to throw it. The biggest evil in the universe, something that the devil himself is afraid of. " Then the OVer-Reactor turned to his left to see a giant sign that said, "20th Century Fox" "Perfect!" The Over-Reactor said, he threw the bomb and it blew up the sign.
Misery Loves Company
"I hat today already..." The Over-Reactor thought to himself, "It all started when I met this guy... The Paddler. He had a skull on his shirt too. I told him that was my callsign, he called me a doody head. Now it's personal." The Over-Reactor thought. "Let's rock." The Over-Reactor said. "I'm gonna give you such a whuppin." The Paddler replied. "Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!" The Over-Reactor said. "Not likely." The Paddler replied. "I know you are but what am I?" The Over-Reactor said.
The Over-Reactor pulled out his pistol and pulled the hammer pack, The Paddler swung his paddle down. "Sorry Stevie, I just won't let that fly." The Over-Reactor said. A pistol broke the paddle, and the broken top half of the paddle hit him in the hand, making him drop his gun. "Oh, it's on now." The Paddler said.
Both vigilante's pulled their trench coats pack to reaveal a pistol, "Draw!" The Paddler said. "Fine by me." The Over-Reactor said. The Over-Reactor raised his pistol in his left hand, a stamp that said, "Roll-O-Rama" was on his hand. "Let's go." The Over=Reactor said. "Right" The Paddler said, putting a bullet in the chamber of his .45.
Both fired a shot, and hit a tank in the middle of the room that said, "Warning! Inconveiently placed propane." There was a loud explosion, and as the bomb went off, several thoughts went through the Over-Reactor's head. "Is he still alive?" "If he is will I kill him?" "Should I go to the Wafflehouse later?" "I need to buy some bacon and a gallon of milk." "Buffalos are cool!" "Who would win in a fight, the Hulk or radioactive Mike Tyson?" "What was better? Muhammad Ali or Antilock Brakes?" "I should get a puppy." "If I had a kryptonite cross I could repel Dracula and Superman!" "Did I remember to put on underwear today?" "If I won the lottery, I would puy a whole bunch of geese that layed golden eggs." "If I am justice, what is crime but the opposite of justice. Maybe it is I who am crime, and they are justice. If that be the case, I would be a supervillina, and that would make all supervillians superheroes. So.. If we have really been evil all along, then I have eleminated good in the world, making it not a better place, but a worse one. I am not the solution, but the problem. I am the bad guy, so I guess I should stop killing criminals and only send them to jail. Man my head hurts, what was I thinking? Oh, it probably wasn't important anyway.
As soon as The Over-Reactor came to, he looked up to see Overkill, a large portion of his suit was torn up and there was a necklace of shark's teeth around his neck, he had one foot on the Paddler's back. "Oh god, not you again." The Over-Reactor said. "That's right, I'm back and I beat the crap out of your little boyfriend here. Do you smell what Overkill is cooking?" Overkill asked. "One well placed punch..." The Over-Reactor said as he threw a punch at Overkill. "What a loser." Overkill said, as he held up The Over-Reactor by his arm, then slammed him face first into the concrete, then into a wall, then dropped him on the concrete and laid a kick to the base of his back. "Mmph, mmm." The Over-Reactor said. "Huh?" Overkill asked. "Mmph, mmm." he repeated. "What?" Overkill asked, picking the Over-Reactor up by his head. "I said go home." The Over-Reactor said. "Uhh... okay." Overkill said, he walked off giving the peace sign, "Peace out!" Overkill said. "Right, see ya! Jackass." The Over-Reactor said.
Across town in a laboratory, the re-animated head of Gums Mckgee sat on a tail. "Hoon, Bazzle. I will have a bobby, umb I will hab by bebinge boo." (Soon, Castle. I will have a body, and I will have my revenge too."
Somewhere else sat a strange man in a sweatshirt holding a bunny in his right arm. "Guess who loves Mr. Bunnywilkins... I DO!"
Well... that's all for now. Next issue, The Over-Reactor takes on Tokyo, as he goes after the Yakuza. And expect parodies of DragonBall Z, Speed Racer, Sailor Moon, Cosplay, Gundam, Fooly Cooly, Pok'emon, Megaman, Astro Boy, and Cowboy Bebop, plus pretty much Anime in general. So till next time...
The Ninja turtles belong to their rightful owner, I do not claim them.