Chapter Two - Well, That's the End of Chapter One and the Beginning of
Chapter Two and Finally Harry's Most Interestingly Odd Birthday of All
(Including the Chapter with almost the Same Subject as in Book Two: The
Chamber of Secrets, Except this is not Book Two, it is Book
Six.....Sorta.....)
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With no help from his owl, who just contributed to the mess on the front of 4 Privet Drive, Harry was standing on a ladder and scrubbing the last of the dog piss off the front of the house. When finished, he promptly fell off the ladder with exhaustion, as the Dursley's had not allowed Harry to eat, sleep, or do any other necessary things until the house was white again. Even though Aunt Petunia really like it yellow, none of the family or their neighbors could stand the stench radiating off the house.
"I'm gonna kill that freaking girl and her freaking dog when they show up again..." Harry swore, then zonked out into a dead faint.
When he woke up, it was semi-dark outside, and Harry swore he could hear little voices whispering nearby. Still groggy and half-asleep, Harry wondered if the Lucky Charms leprechaun had finally come to life and was searching for his cereal. . .
"They're in the pantry in the kitchen..." Harry said.
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about?" came a boy's voice
"Oh, it seems he's delirious, according to all my research, and studies." Came the voice of a girl
"Really, all those books make you look fat." Came the boy's voice again
"And what is that supposed to mean?" Harry heard a faint slap, and then a little girlish cry. He finally roused himself enough to see the faint outline of several people, a motorcycle, and something that looked oddly like a pot roast sitting on the front lawn. Someone lit a campfire, and he immediately recognized the two girls and the dog demon from the day before. There was also another four other girls, and five other guys. A girl that looked like she could be the twin of the one with the dog, another girl that looked like she could be the twin of the girl with the motorcycle, and another girl that looked the least menacing of the three and the twin of a girl with short blond hair walked over and presented him with the pot roast, complete with hot pink bow.
"Happy birthday!" they exclaimed.
"The pink bow was my idea!" said the girl with the short blond hair, "I hope you like the color! I'm Ala, by the way."
"I'm Mika." said the girl that looked similar to the one with the dog.
"I'm Era." said the girl who looked just like the motorcycle girl.
Harry took the pot roast with a very odd expression on his face. "Erm...thanks..."
"Eat it or die!" Era suddenly jumped up and grabbed his collar.
"Or die eating it!" laughed Mika.
"Yea, I wouldn't really trust Era's cooking myself," said Ala with a grin.
The party laughed, while Era tried to strangle Harry. But, luckily, A tall boy with short brown hair walked up and grabbed Era by the shoulder, and dragged her back to the outside of the circle "Come on now, miss Era."
"Of course, my Priest Seth!" She smiled up at him. Insert an anime fall tea party here.
Elise slapped her forehead "It's just regular old Seto!" Call him Seto! Stupid Yami..."
"What? I'll kill you!" Era became a hyper rabid monkey
"What? Hell no! Not before I go all rabid Chipmunk on your ass!" Elise pounced on her yami and a dust cloud fight began.
"Wow... I'm betting neither will win." Katie shook her head "They both suck at that kind of stuff." And, she was right, for Seto, and another boy, this one was darker skinned and had Platinum blond hair, came up and grabbed the girls, then pulled them to separate edges of the circle.
"Aw, Malik!" Elise cried "I had her! I was gonna kill her!" She pouted, but didn't stay mad for long, for Malik allowed her to keep HIS motorcycle for another couple of weeks.
"Curse you priest Seth." Era cried "That was mean!"
"Crissakes! I'm SETO!" he yelled
"Shut up, skinny-assed punk! Don't make me come over there!" A boy with long spiky white hair called over, shaking a fist.
"Oh, Bakura, you were always the violent type." Mika rolled her eyes "I'm surprised Ala will even touch you!"
"Hey, you leave her out of this!" he moved closer to Ala, who in return moved closer to him.
"That's a fruity relationship there." Ala's Hikari, Alexis, whispered to Bakura's hikari (who amazingly looked almost exactly like Bakura) Ryou.
"I completely agree." He whispered back in that fake British accent of his
"You people are so completely gay, I tell you!" Mika rolled her eyes, and threw some more kerosene on the fire.
"Put some gasoline on while you're at it." A shadowy figure emerged from the darkness. He had really spiky, platinum blond hair, and resembled Malik a bit.
"Oh! Marik! So glad of you to come!" Mika got up to hug him. "I heard you had some important business to attend to!"
"Uh... yea... right..." He said, hiding the blood-stained Millennium Staff behind his back.
"Grr..." Malik stared at his yami. But, it isn't really his yami. He's really just an emotion that took shape and form after that fateful day when he was a child, but he was still good enough to be considered a yami, so we'll leave it there. "Why did YOU come?" Elise held him back as he tried to spring upon his yami. But, like everyone knew, he would end up getting a scratch, so we don't want that to happen!
"That's really messed up!" Alexis called over "And remember!" Alexis pointed to Ryou's, as well as her's, shirt "Tough guys wear PINK! Gay guys wear Lavender!"
"DIE!!!" Malik threw a rock at Ryou, but Alexis grabbed a wooden bat and hit it back to Malik who took it to the head.
"Aw, poor Malik." Elise stared at him for a couple seconds, then asked "When's dinner?"
"Huh?" Harry was completely confused, this wasn't what J. K. Rowling had in mind. Yes, it was cooler, and funnier, but we had to get back on track here! "Uh, you want pot roast?" deciding that's what they wanted to eat.
Katie picked up a knife and proceeded to cut into the pot roast. It squealed, grew legs, and ran away bleeding meat drippings. Insert the second anime fall tea party here.
"Riiiiight...." said Mika, "I've decided. I'm never ever eating anything Era offers me."
Era glared lightening bolts at her, "I've spent all day over a hot stove, working my ass off to make you guys something to eat? And this is what I get?"
"No," said Marik, "You get this too!"
Marik threw a tomato at Era. It hit her in the face, splattering red juice all over. Elise laughed, because she's an idiot, and threw a potato. It exploded, sending french fries flying everywhere.
"Can I join?" asked Harry.
"Sure!" said Era, "Use your wand and blow their asses half way to Jupiter!!"
A full fledged food fight emerged, and things weren't looking too pretty, when Ryou asked, "Hey, where did all this food come from anyway?"
Cue to the void of conveniences. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"How did we get here?" asked Katie.
"I dunno, but we better get back to England or Harry will miss his blind date!" said Era.
Cue back to 4 Privet Drive.
"Blind date?" asked Harry.
"Yea," said Elise, "It's your birthday present!"
As Mika and Ala prepared dinner from all the vegetable and fruits that were left over from the food fight, Harry ran a possible list of dates through his head. Who could they have set him up with? Well, it could be Cho Chang, but she might not want to go out with him...not after the rape incident...It could be Ginny Weasley, Hermione, Draco Malfoy, Professor McGonagall, Pavarti Patil, or even Nearly Headless Nick for all he knew....
"Nope!! Wrong!!" said Alexis.
"Hey, how can you read my mind?"
"My lawyer says to say 'No Comment'."
"Uh........."
"Dinner's ready!!" Ala said.
Everyone ate a dinner of stir fried vegetables (how they got a pan was beyond me...) and fruit for dessert. Suddenly a bright orange Ford Anglia dropped out of the sky and landed in the street. The door opened.
"Oh good," said Katie, "Your date has arrived!"
Oooh.....who did we pair him up with?! Hehehhe....Review and then maybe I'll tell you!!!
Otaku
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With no help from his owl, who just contributed to the mess on the front of 4 Privet Drive, Harry was standing on a ladder and scrubbing the last of the dog piss off the front of the house. When finished, he promptly fell off the ladder with exhaustion, as the Dursley's had not allowed Harry to eat, sleep, or do any other necessary things until the house was white again. Even though Aunt Petunia really like it yellow, none of the family or their neighbors could stand the stench radiating off the house.
"I'm gonna kill that freaking girl and her freaking dog when they show up again..." Harry swore, then zonked out into a dead faint.
When he woke up, it was semi-dark outside, and Harry swore he could hear little voices whispering nearby. Still groggy and half-asleep, Harry wondered if the Lucky Charms leprechaun had finally come to life and was searching for his cereal. . .
"They're in the pantry in the kitchen..." Harry said.
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about?" came a boy's voice
"Oh, it seems he's delirious, according to all my research, and studies." Came the voice of a girl
"Really, all those books make you look fat." Came the boy's voice again
"And what is that supposed to mean?" Harry heard a faint slap, and then a little girlish cry. He finally roused himself enough to see the faint outline of several people, a motorcycle, and something that looked oddly like a pot roast sitting on the front lawn. Someone lit a campfire, and he immediately recognized the two girls and the dog demon from the day before. There was also another four other girls, and five other guys. A girl that looked like she could be the twin of the one with the dog, another girl that looked like she could be the twin of the girl with the motorcycle, and another girl that looked the least menacing of the three and the twin of a girl with short blond hair walked over and presented him with the pot roast, complete with hot pink bow.
"Happy birthday!" they exclaimed.
"The pink bow was my idea!" said the girl with the short blond hair, "I hope you like the color! I'm Ala, by the way."
"I'm Mika." said the girl that looked similar to the one with the dog.
"I'm Era." said the girl who looked just like the motorcycle girl.
Harry took the pot roast with a very odd expression on his face. "Erm...thanks..."
"Eat it or die!" Era suddenly jumped up and grabbed his collar.
"Or die eating it!" laughed Mika.
"Yea, I wouldn't really trust Era's cooking myself," said Ala with a grin.
The party laughed, while Era tried to strangle Harry. But, luckily, A tall boy with short brown hair walked up and grabbed Era by the shoulder, and dragged her back to the outside of the circle "Come on now, miss Era."
"Of course, my Priest Seth!" She smiled up at him. Insert an anime fall tea party here.
Elise slapped her forehead "It's just regular old Seto!" Call him Seto! Stupid Yami..."
"What? I'll kill you!" Era became a hyper rabid monkey
"What? Hell no! Not before I go all rabid Chipmunk on your ass!" Elise pounced on her yami and a dust cloud fight began.
"Wow... I'm betting neither will win." Katie shook her head "They both suck at that kind of stuff." And, she was right, for Seto, and another boy, this one was darker skinned and had Platinum blond hair, came up and grabbed the girls, then pulled them to separate edges of the circle.
"Aw, Malik!" Elise cried "I had her! I was gonna kill her!" She pouted, but didn't stay mad for long, for Malik allowed her to keep HIS motorcycle for another couple of weeks.
"Curse you priest Seth." Era cried "That was mean!"
"Crissakes! I'm SETO!" he yelled
"Shut up, skinny-assed punk! Don't make me come over there!" A boy with long spiky white hair called over, shaking a fist.
"Oh, Bakura, you were always the violent type." Mika rolled her eyes "I'm surprised Ala will even touch you!"
"Hey, you leave her out of this!" he moved closer to Ala, who in return moved closer to him.
"That's a fruity relationship there." Ala's Hikari, Alexis, whispered to Bakura's hikari (who amazingly looked almost exactly like Bakura) Ryou.
"I completely agree." He whispered back in that fake British accent of his
"You people are so completely gay, I tell you!" Mika rolled her eyes, and threw some more kerosene on the fire.
"Put some gasoline on while you're at it." A shadowy figure emerged from the darkness. He had really spiky, platinum blond hair, and resembled Malik a bit.
"Oh! Marik! So glad of you to come!" Mika got up to hug him. "I heard you had some important business to attend to!"
"Uh... yea... right..." He said, hiding the blood-stained Millennium Staff behind his back.
"Grr..." Malik stared at his yami. But, it isn't really his yami. He's really just an emotion that took shape and form after that fateful day when he was a child, but he was still good enough to be considered a yami, so we'll leave it there. "Why did YOU come?" Elise held him back as he tried to spring upon his yami. But, like everyone knew, he would end up getting a scratch, so we don't want that to happen!
"That's really messed up!" Alexis called over "And remember!" Alexis pointed to Ryou's, as well as her's, shirt "Tough guys wear PINK! Gay guys wear Lavender!"
"DIE!!!" Malik threw a rock at Ryou, but Alexis grabbed a wooden bat and hit it back to Malik who took it to the head.
"Aw, poor Malik." Elise stared at him for a couple seconds, then asked "When's dinner?"
"Huh?" Harry was completely confused, this wasn't what J. K. Rowling had in mind. Yes, it was cooler, and funnier, but we had to get back on track here! "Uh, you want pot roast?" deciding that's what they wanted to eat.
Katie picked up a knife and proceeded to cut into the pot roast. It squealed, grew legs, and ran away bleeding meat drippings. Insert the second anime fall tea party here.
"Riiiiight...." said Mika, "I've decided. I'm never ever eating anything Era offers me."
Era glared lightening bolts at her, "I've spent all day over a hot stove, working my ass off to make you guys something to eat? And this is what I get?"
"No," said Marik, "You get this too!"
Marik threw a tomato at Era. It hit her in the face, splattering red juice all over. Elise laughed, because she's an idiot, and threw a potato. It exploded, sending french fries flying everywhere.
"Can I join?" asked Harry.
"Sure!" said Era, "Use your wand and blow their asses half way to Jupiter!!"
A full fledged food fight emerged, and things weren't looking too pretty, when Ryou asked, "Hey, where did all this food come from anyway?"
Cue to the void of conveniences. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"How did we get here?" asked Katie.
"I dunno, but we better get back to England or Harry will miss his blind date!" said Era.
Cue back to 4 Privet Drive.
"Blind date?" asked Harry.
"Yea," said Elise, "It's your birthday present!"
As Mika and Ala prepared dinner from all the vegetable and fruits that were left over from the food fight, Harry ran a possible list of dates through his head. Who could they have set him up with? Well, it could be Cho Chang, but she might not want to go out with him...not after the rape incident...It could be Ginny Weasley, Hermione, Draco Malfoy, Professor McGonagall, Pavarti Patil, or even Nearly Headless Nick for all he knew....
"Nope!! Wrong!!" said Alexis.
"Hey, how can you read my mind?"
"My lawyer says to say 'No Comment'."
"Uh........."
"Dinner's ready!!" Ala said.
Everyone ate a dinner of stir fried vegetables (how they got a pan was beyond me...) and fruit for dessert. Suddenly a bright orange Ford Anglia dropped out of the sky and landed in the street. The door opened.
"Oh good," said Katie, "Your date has arrived!"
Oooh.....who did we pair him up with?! Hehehhe....Review and then maybe I'll tell you!!!
Otaku