I tried I really did, but I just couldn't get rid of the writers block that has killed my imagination. Sorry, but as a consolation I wrote the epilogue.
Epilogue
Where are our intrepid romancers now?
Naruto lives in the forest of death as hermit, but not before buying every available weapon in Konoha keeping many businesses alive for years to come. He is now married with twelve children and sells fur clothing for a living. He is still paranoid that his stalker is out for him.
Sasuke grew up to be a powerful ninja, he has still yet to beat Itachi. After being given Icha Icha paradise for his eighteenth birthday he finally worked out the finer points of reproduction. Naruto and Sasuke happily reproduce 3 times a day. They live with their twelve children, all named Sasuke, in the forest of death. Naruto is expecting their thirteenth child any day. Naruto is very happy with the fact that by the time the grandchildren come he will have enough Uchiha-Uzumaki offspring to start his own village just for the cause of protecting him from his stalker.
Gaara still pines after Naruto, he has become a famous J-rocker having always had the right attributes to become one; a large ego, killer looks, a very perverted mind and tendency to swing that way. He did manage to grow the stubble he always wanted. Gaara hasn't found one man with enough stamina for him to settle down with and is currently dating all of his band-mates (all of whom are blond haired and blue eyed).
Itachi joined a Stalkers Anonymous group and has been two years without a single day of following his brother. He soon gave up on Sasuke and married Kisame after a whirlwind romance, sadly after three months of marriage the love potion on Kisame finally wore off and he ran away. Itachi is single and looking.
The Gaara epilogue…I watched and listened to too much Gackt for my own good.