MAN: What is this Enterprise you speak of, Lord Vader?

DARTH: The Enterprise is Captain James T. Kirk's starship in the 23rd Century....

MAN: Twenty-Third Century?? It's only 2255.... You mean Kirk's crew is from the future?

DARTH: Indeed.... A black hole must have sent them here in the past....

MAN: And how do you know about the crew?.....

DARTH: I cannot tell you that now..... We must plan to destroy the Enterprise.....

INT. ENTERPRISE: Kirk is wondering where his crew has headed.

KIRK: Mr. Scott, where are we headed?....

SCOTTY: I have no idea where we are, Captain. It looks like something out of a history book or something.

DR. MCCOY: I believe that black hole may have taken us back in time to the 22nd Century, around the year 2252 or somewhere in that time period....

SPOCK: But that's highly illogical, Dr. McCoy.... Everyone knows that time travel is impossible....

MCCOY: Well, I am very confused, Jim.... I am as confused as you are....

KIRK: I think we should ask for directions.....

SPOCK: It is illogical for a man to ever ask directions..... We must get a woman to do such a laborious task...

(We suddenly hear starships firing at each other..... Fifteen seconds later, the starship closest to the Entersprise explodes and nearly damages Kirk's starship.)

KIRK: There is much explaining to be done......