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To the tune of "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.

Tsuzuki sings:

Terazuma is a freak,
Yeah I know he's been a shape shifting freak
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Terazuma's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she loves him even in that body, I just know it
And he can't touch her, but she makes him right

You know I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that

I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love but the point is probably moot
'cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she loves him even in that body, I just know it
And he can't touch her, but she makes him right

You know I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Like Terazuma's girl
I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
Why can't I find a woman
Why can't I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny; I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be
Tell me why can't I find a woman like that
You know I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Like Terazuma's girl
I wish that I had Terazuma's girl
I want, I want Terazuma's girl

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