This is a song parody that me and my friend Kelli wrote one night when we
were bored. I kind of updated and revised it though. If you like it,
perhaps I'll/we'll make some more! Oh yeah, and this is a parody to the
song "Lady Marmalade" from the movie Moulin Rouge.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or places mentioned in this parody. J.K. Rowling does.
Where's all my Mudbloods
Let me hear ya Mudbloods
Hey Mudblood, go Mudblood, soul, Mudblood, flow Mudblood
Hey Mudblood, go Mudblood, soul, Mudblood, go Mudblood
He met Hermione down in old Hogwarts School
Strutting her grades in the class
She said "Hello, hey Draco
You wanna see my A's?" Oh
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A, A, A)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (hee A)
I sure love my good grades ya ya (ooh A)
Creole Hermy Marmalade (ohh)
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (A A)
Try to challenge go ahead (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
He sat in the room while she studied up
Boy drank all that sweet pumpkin juice
On the test day
Is when he started to freak, yeah
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A A yeah)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (hee A)
I sure love my good grades (yeah yeah)
Creole Hermy Marmalade, uh
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (ooh)
Yeah, yeah, aw
He comes through with the money and the special charm
Let 'em know she's 'bout the grades, straight out the gate
She's an independent Mudblood, some mistake her for pure
She sayin' I'll have mine, why would I want yours?
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm gonna show these pures, like I'm playin' Atari
Wearin' real high skirts, with tucked-in shirts
She's a real smart chick from the Muggle outskirts
Hey Mudbloods, soul Mudbloods
Betta' get those grades Mudbloods
We drink juice with cocktails in the glass
By the case, the meaning of simple taste
We want straight A's, straight A's, ya ya (come on)
I sure love my good grades (what)
Creole Hermy Marmalade
One more time, come on
Hermione (ooh)
Lady Hermione (ooh yeah)
Hermione (ooh)
A, A, A
Touch of the A, feelin' silky smooth, oh
Color of red ink, all right
Made the savage Draco inside
Roar until he cried
No, no, no
Now he's back at home, doin' nothin' right (nothin right)
Living a Muggle's life
But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep
Her, her, her
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A A)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (ohh)
I sure love my good grades ya ya (ohh)
Creole Hermy Marmalade
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (All my Mudbloods, yeah)
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (ohh)
Come on, uh
Hermione (Straight A, oh)
Draco (Hermy Marmalade)
Harry (Herm, Herm, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh)
Ron (OH oh ohh)
Rockwilder Snape (Lady)
Hogwarts School (oh ooh, da dum da dum)
What's the meaning here
Creole Hermy Marmalade, ooh yes
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or places mentioned in this parody. J.K. Rowling does.
Where's all my Mudbloods
Let me hear ya Mudbloods
Hey Mudblood, go Mudblood, soul, Mudblood, flow Mudblood
Hey Mudblood, go Mudblood, soul, Mudblood, go Mudblood
He met Hermione down in old Hogwarts School
Strutting her grades in the class
She said "Hello, hey Draco
You wanna see my A's?" Oh
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A, A, A)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (hee A)
I sure love my good grades ya ya (ooh A)
Creole Hermy Marmalade (ohh)
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (A A)
Try to challenge go ahead (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
He sat in the room while she studied up
Boy drank all that sweet pumpkin juice
On the test day
Is when he started to freak, yeah
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A A yeah)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (hee A)
I sure love my good grades (yeah yeah)
Creole Hermy Marmalade, uh
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (ooh)
Yeah, yeah, aw
He comes through with the money and the special charm
Let 'em know she's 'bout the grades, straight out the gate
She's an independent Mudblood, some mistake her for pure
She sayin' I'll have mine, why would I want yours?
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm gonna show these pures, like I'm playin' Atari
Wearin' real high skirts, with tucked-in shirts
She's a real smart chick from the Muggle outskirts
Hey Mudbloods, soul Mudbloods
Betta' get those grades Mudbloods
We drink juice with cocktails in the glass
By the case, the meaning of simple taste
We want straight A's, straight A's, ya ya (come on)
I sure love my good grades (what)
Creole Hermy Marmalade
One more time, come on
Hermione (ooh)
Lady Hermione (ooh yeah)
Hermione (ooh)
A, A, A
Touch of the A, feelin' silky smooth, oh
Color of red ink, all right
Made the savage Draco inside
Roar until he cried
No, no, no
Now he's back at home, doin' nothin' right (nothin right)
Living a Muggle's life
But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep
Her, her, her
Straight A's straight A's ya ya da da (A A)
Straight A's straight A's ya ya hee (ohh)
I sure love my good grades ya ya (ohh)
Creole Hermy Marmalade
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (All my Mudbloods, yeah)
Try to challenge me go ahead, and try (and try)
Try to challenge me go ahead (ohh)
Come on, uh
Hermione (Straight A, oh)
Draco (Hermy Marmalade)
Harry (Herm, Herm, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh)
Ron (OH oh ohh)
Rockwilder Snape (Lady)
Hogwarts School (oh ooh, da dum da dum)
What's the meaning here
Creole Hermy Marmalade, ooh yes