An Innocent Joke? Chapter #7: Kiss It Better

By: Freewater

Disclaimers: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Warnings: Male/Male relationship. Swearing.

Pairings: Seto/Jou

Rating: R for swearing and later chapters.

Archive: Sure. If you want it just ask me first. ^_^

Feedback: Definitely! Please, yes!! I want to know if I did a good job or not writing this!

Notes: A bunch of these little stars **** Means a change in time or scenery. `'These things here indicate thoughts.

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The dice master's grip on Katsuya's wrists tightened immensely. Causing the blonde to cry out in pain through the bruising kiss being forced on him by a lust filled Otogi, who only moaned in pleasure. Making him want to throw up with the fact that this psycho was moaning and getting his pleasure from him. And he didn't want it!

Through his frantic struggles against the wall, he both felt and heard something moving near his mid section, and the sound of a zipper followed. His eyes widened in fear, as he realised that the black haired boy was stripping himself!

He struggled harder, thrashing his arms and kicking his legs desperately, trying to do anything to get this guy off of him.

Otogi eventually took the hint and broke off the kiss before sending him an annoyed glare. "What are you doing?" He demanded.

"Me?!?! What the hell are YOU doing?!? Get offa me right now, you pervert!!" He screamed in his face, wondering what sick little game this dice freak was trying to play on him.

Otogi rolled his eyes, his act already planned out for him and what he was going to say to make the dog comply. He was no rapist, but with how difficult Jou was making things for him he was on the edge of just losing it and taking him right then and there. Whether he wanted it or not.

"I already told you. This is what you're here for. Kaiba lets me borrow you once in a while, for a fee, and I bring you back here for a night of *fun*." He said, wasting no time in turning his mouth loose on Katsuya's neck.

"L-liar!!" He cried out, trying not to let the other boy's mouth get the better of him and hating how his body was betraying him. Just because it felt a little good didn't mean he wanted it!

Otogi chuckled. "Kaiba said it himself. This is normal. Why else would he agree to let you come here with me?" He asked, taking in a deep breath of Jou's apple scented hair.

His amber eyes widened when he heard that, and he couldn't help the tears that started to fill them. Seto did send him over here. He did say that this was normal! Was he really just some whore who Seto would hand out for the extra pocket money? But why wouldn't he tell him about it? Did he just forget that he had no memory of who he was and what he did before his accident and sent him over anyway?

"You're lying! I'm not like that!" He shouted, more to himself than to Otogi.

"You know I'm not. Now just hold still and do your job!" He shouted angrily, quickly losing his patience with how difficult the blonde was making things for him.

Katsuya still struggled though. "No, I don't wanna do this!" He cried out. "I want to go home! Please just let me go home." He pleaded, hoping that if this was some sort of sex deal that had been made, then he would be allowed to go home and talk Seto out of sending him off again.

Otogi wasn't interested in letting him go though. He'd waited far to get this and he wasn't about the let the dog's begging get the better of him as he roughly grabbed him by the shoulders, stuck his foot in the way of his legs and threw him to the ground.

The blonde let out a startled cry as he went crashing to the floor, and a sharp pain ran up his back with the bad landing making him groan. Otogi just climbed on top of him before sneering. "Forget it! You belong to me now, so just shut up and hold still!" He commanded angrily, before forcing another kiss on him while trying to get his shirt off, throwing all his better judgment out the window. He didn't care anymore. The dog was going to be his one way or another!

Katsuya tried to scream at him to get off, at least to distract him until he find a way out of this, but with Otogi's tongue in his mouth the only sound that came out was low and muffled, and therefore, useless.

Just as he was about to give up the hope of not becoming Otogi's bedmate, a loud crash jerked the black haired boy from what he was doing, causing him to quickly look up before his angered face melted into a shocked one with what he saw.

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Seto kicked in the front door with such an angered fury that he was sure the whole block would've heard the crash of the door smashing open at his foot. Like he cared. Anyone who called the cops could go to hell for all he cared at this point. He just silently prayed that Otogi hadn't done anything *too* drastic to his puppy.

The crash had definitely alerted the dice freak to his presence though, that much was certain at the fearful shock on his face once his eyes landed on him. And his own eyes instantly went to the blonde form beneath him. His eyes widened when he saw the teary eyed Katsuya under him with his shirt open, hands against the other boy's chest in what was an obvious attempt to try and push him off.

Once Katsuya noticed the look on Otogi's face, he looked up to see what was causing it, just to have a wave of relief wash over his body at the sight of Seto. He didn't care if this was the guy who sent him over. He was just glad that he was here.

Seto waisted no more time or words on the sight before him as he marched up to where they were laying with murder in his eyes. Otogi's stuttered a little before quickly trying to get up and run for his very life, but found that hard with how he was tangled up on top of the blonde.

Kaiba, with all of his strength, made a fist out of his right hand before slamming it in his face and kicking him off of his puppy, watching with a sadistic smirk as his nose bled and he cried out in pain before landing on his back.

"A few odd jobs, huh?" He spat sarcastically at his shaking form.

He then turned back to where Katsuya still lay, also shaking. "Get up." He said coldly, but when the blonde didn't do as he said and just eyed him suspiciously, he made a sound of annoyance before reaching down, grabbing his arm and roughly picking him up off of the ground.

"Go wait for me in the car." He ordered. This time Katsuya made no hesitations as he turned around and bolted for the door, not looking back in fear of what he might see.

Seto then turned back to where Otogi was kneeling, trying to get up and holding his head as if he were dizzy. He quickly grabbed the dice master by the neck before picking him up and slamming him into the wall. He coughed at the act, but Kaiba ignored it as he squeezed on the soft flesh, cutting off his air and causing him to gasp for it.

"If you ever come near *my* puppy again, I *will* kill you slow. Do you understand?" He demanded, adding a little more pressure to his neck.

Otogi wheezed, but still managed to nod his head.

"Good." Was all he said before dropping him to the floor, watching for a moment as he pitifully fell to his knees and sucked in some precious air.

Just as he turned to go, Otogi spoke. "I'll tell him what your doing." He wheezed.

Seto stopped dead in his tracks, not looking back before a smirk snaked it's way to his lips. "You do that, and I'll have you arrested for attempted rape." He said calmly, not staying to watch the shocked look on Otogi's face as he left the mansion and headed for the car where his puppy waited.

He was in the passenger seat, knees drawn up as he clutched at his bag of things and wiped his teary eyes with his free hand. Seto didn't say a word to him as he climbed in the drivers side and started up the engine before speeding on down the dark road.

They were halfway home when Katsuya finally found his voice through his sniffles and spoke up. "Am I really just some whore who you hand out to your friends?" He asked in a depressed tone of voice. No one would ever want to wake up and find that out about themselves after all. And he seriously thought that the CEO was starting to like him, so you can imagine how something like that would hurt.

Seto cocked an eyebrow at him. "Of course not. In fact as far as I know, you're still a virgin. Why would you ask that?" He asked, knowing perfectly well that it must've been Otogi who made his puppy believe that.

"Otogi said that you sent me over there to have sex with him." Was the almost heartbroken response. The dice master had obviously scared the shit out of him with his attempts to fuck him. "Why did you send me over there?" He then asked.

Seto shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He *actually* shifted! "He blackmailed me." He answered somewhat nervously.

Katsuya immediately narrowed his eyes, tears forgotten. "Then you knew what he was going to do!" He accused angrily as the car finally came to a stop in front of Kaiba Mansion. "What the hell could he have blackmailed you with that would make you send me over there?! And I don't care if it was even Kaiba Corp itself! You had no right to do that!" He shouted in a rage.

Kaiba simply got out of the car and calmly walked over to his side. Jou didn't move. Seto could be extremely intimidating even when he was on the receiving end of the yelling. "It wasn't Kaiba Corp." He said coldly, opening the door for him to get out. "But something equally important." Was all he said before walking off.

Katsuya cocked an eyebrow. "If he was threatening Mokuba then you could of at least told me about it." He said, assuming that whatever it was that was so important to him must've been his kid brother.

Kaiba turned around to look at him, but said nothing. `Might as well play along with this.' He thought. "Am I forgiven then?" He asked with a smirk.

Katsuya sighed. "Sure. I guess so." He answered, grabbing his bag and walking towards him.

"The one thing I don't get though, would be why would Otogi want to have sex with me? I thought that I was just the hired help." He asked, placing a finger on his chin in the most adorable manner.

Seto sighed and, rubbing his temples, decided to try and answer that question before looking him square in the eye. "In case you haven't noticed, mutt, you're just a little--" His eyes scanned over the blondes body. "Tempting." He said with a smirk.

Katsuya blinked before looking himself over. "Huh. Wow. Really?" He asked, still searching for whatever it would be that would making him "tempting" as Seto so delicately put it.

One again the CEO sighed. "Yes, really."

The blonde then smirked. "Do I tempt you?" He asked playfully.

`You have no idea.' He snorted. "Hardly." Was the cold reply.

"Ya right!" Katsuya cried out, practically laughing as he ran ahead of him. He didn't feel afraid anymore now that Seto was around, so the need to play around came back.

The blonde lazily stretched out his stomach in front of him. "I bet you have the hardest time keeping your hands off of my hot body." He joked, still snickering a bit at the thought. He may like Seto, but that didn't mean he had any fantasies that the hot, CEO would like him back.

Kaiba growled a bit. The puppy was really starting to get to him. "You don't affect me in the least." He said in a final tone of voice.

Katsuya crossed his arms. "Prove it." He dared smugly.

Seto's eyes widened, but for only a moment before he too smirked, an idea in mind to hit two birds with one stone. "You asked for it, pup." He then calmly walked over to where Jou still stood, slightly startled that he was actually going to prove him wrong, and for a moment, was afraid that he was going to hit him or something. Instead, Seto simply placed his hands on Katsuya's shoulders before leaning his head down to softly brush his lips against his.

Surprisingly, the blonde accepted it. He didn't tense up, he didn't yell at him, and he didn't push him away. He just slowly and a little unsurely wrapped his arms around Seto's neck before softly kissing back.

Kaiba's heart went in his throat at the act, but he quickly reminded himself that this kiss wasn't meant to go far. But that train of thought was hard to keep as Katsuya's petal soft lips caressed his own.

They were holding each other close at this point, it was warm and safe in each others embrace and they didn't want to ever leave it.

Unfortunately, just as Seto felt that he was about to moan in the blonde's mouth, he broke away from his lips before it could escape.

Katsuya looked completely breathless, and the blush on his face only succeeded in making him look all the more desirable. Kaiba quickly threw on his emotionless mask as he licked his lips. "I'll admit that you taste great, puppy, but other than that you had no effect on me." Was all he said before walking away.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" The blonde shouted back in stunned shock. He just kissed him and acted as if it meant nothing to him at all! What the hell was going on?!

"You asked me to provide you with proof, pup, and I did. So what's the problem?" He asked smoothly.

Katsuya's face dropped, and his honey eyes flashed with a bit of hurt and sadness before he walked on ahead and towards the front door. "Nuthin." He replied. He was obviously not important to Seto in *that* way. So what was the point?

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Mokuba smacked his head in shame with the palm of his hand from his bedroom window, where he not only watched the playing around, but also the kiss and the outburst that soon followed.

"Baka-onisan." He mumbled. And with a shake of his head, went back to bed before Seto checked in on him just to see that he was still awake and waiting for them to get back.

`And he wonders why he has trouble with relationships.'

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Seto and Katsuya both walked calmly down the dark hallway and towards their rooms in silence. Seto's mind kept on wondering back to the kiss he'd given to his puppy not even five minutes earlier, and he couldn't help but lick his lips at the thought. `I've waited a long time to do that.' He thought with satisfaction. The only downside to it was that now he wanted another, but to give the blonde another kiss would not only be admitting to a weakness, but also going for something that he couldn't have.

`He'll get his memories back soon anyway. So it's not like I can even try for him.' He thought, a little depressed now.

Suddenly he noticed that the amber eyed blonde was still following him, and he raised an eyebrow before turning around in confusion. "We passed your room, mutt. Why are you following me?"

Katsuya shifted. "I'm...uhh... I really don't feel like being alone right now..." He explained nervously. "Can I sleep with you again?"

Kaiba was more than just a little taken back when he heard the request. He'd of thought that because he sent him over to Otogi's he'd want to be nowhere near him. But then he supposed that he was still a little afraid because of what almost happened.

Quickly realising what he must look like, he regained his composure before turning around and opening the door to his room.

"It's alright with me." He replied, holding it open and waiting for him to get in.

The blonde grinned before practically running on in. "Thanks Seto." He said as he quickly stripped himself of his shirt before hopping in bed and under the covers with his jeans still on.

The CEO sighed at the sight of the blonde boys chest. `Maybe Kami will be merciful to me tonight and I won't wake up with a hard on this time.' He thought as he made his way to the bed for sleep.

Once again, Jou ended up cuddling him in his sleep.

Seto woke up with a hard on the next morning.

To Be Continued.................

A.N: Love it when i give him hard ons! XD