An Innocent Joke? Chapter #8: Let's Go To The Fair!
By: Freewater
Disclaimers: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Warnings: Male/Male relationship. Swearing.
Pairings: Seto/Jou
Rating: R for swearing and later chapters.
Archive: Sure. If you want it just ask me first. ^_^
Feedback: Definitely! Please, yes!! I want to know if I did a good job or not writing this!
Notes: A bunch of these little stars **** Means a change in time or scenery. `'These things here indicate thoughts.
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When Seto woke up the next morning with his puppy in the same bed, he had his hard on for a very good reason. Or at least that's what he thought. After all you really can't blame him for waking up with a painful and raging erection when the sexy blonde in question is found lying on top of him with his legs spread out on either side of him.
The blonde simply sighed comfortably while Seto sweat dropped, wondering how they'd gotten in that position and why his hands refused to work when he continually commanded them to remove themselves from their nice spot on his firm ass.
He couldn't help but groan at the awkward position he was in. How the hell was he supposed to get up when he had the mutt lying so peacefully on top of him? And why did this have to be what caused the best night's sleep he'd ever had?
Katsuya suddenly groaned in his sleep before cuddling and squeezing the CEO beneath him tighter, causing his body to rub up against his erection.
Seto immediately stiffened his body at the contact and was forced to bite his cheek to keep from moaning in pleasure. Finally deciding that he had enough of this and that he also *needed* to get out of there before the blonde woke up, he quickly pushed his hands against the puppy's chest and shoved him off before running to the bathroom. Not paying attention to Katsuya's startled and confused cry as he landed on the blue carpeted floor with a thud.
The blonde immediately got up off of the floor before tiredly crawling back into bed and under the warm covers, grumbling about how rude it was to wake someone up like that when having a nice dream about their favourite brunet dragon. Not caring that Seto could've heard that in his half asleep state, should he have still been in the room.
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Twenty Minutes Later:
Seto opened the door from his bathroom and to his room, still a little wet under his clothes from his cold shower, before looking over in the direction of the large bed with a twitch in his eye. He was just a little surprised to see Katsuya still under the covers and sleeping peacefully.
He was half tempted to grab one of the pillows and suffocate him with it due to what happened earlier, but instead quickly grabbed and ripped the covers from him, causing him to cringe at the sudden cold air and sleepily reach a hand out to try and find them.
"Get up already, Mutt," Seto said harshly. "It's eight a.m. We both slept in."
Katsuya grumbled a bit before slowly opening his tired eyes, cringing at the bright sun as it attacked them. Taking one quick look at the clock on Kaiba's dresser, he simply groaned before pulling a pillow over his head at the fowl number he saw. "It's Sunday, and it's too early." He whined, his voice muffled by the pillow. How the CEO could get up at such an early time after being up so late was beyond him.
Seto made a sound of annoyance. Technically the mutt had the day off since it was Sunday, but he still had to do the basic chores around the mansion. Like what he did last night. It was his day off, but he was still required to serve at the diner party. The only reason he was working so hard on Friday was because he'd tricked him into working for the sake of *getting his memory back*.
"Well *I'm* up now, puppy. And since I'd like to eat today, you're just going to have to get up and make Mokuba and I something for breakfast." He said in a final tone of voice. He was starving right now and didn't feel like waiting for his food.
"Yur mean, Seto." Katsuya accused, throwing the pillow off of his head before kicking his legs over the mattress and regretfully climbing out of the soft warm bed.
Kaiba just snorted. "Like I care." He said heartlessly before walking out. The damn dog gave him a hard on! Again!! He deserved whatever punishment he could think of in his opinion for that anyway.
The blonde simply muttered to himself grumpily before dragging his feet out of the room behind him and down the hall to his own room and connecting bathroom. He needed to get dressed before he did anything that day. And a cold shower to get rid of the hard on he had would be a plus too!
`Good thing Seto couldn't see it!' He thought to himself nervously, thanking God for jeans that concealed that sort of thing. He was sure that if the gorgeous blue eyed CEO had found out that he gave him an erection in his sleep, that he would have been laughed out of the room!
`Why do bad and embarrassing things only happen to me?!' He thought miserably.
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About an hour or so later, Katsuya and Mokuba were placing their blueberry pancakes on the table in their rightful eating places. The little black haired ball of energy came in that morning completely refreshed and looking a little excited, as he asked if he could help him with the stove. The blonde couldn't help but smile at him and take up his offer for help, especially since he still wasn't sure where most of the pans and plates were kept. The kitchen just seemed far too unfamiliar to him, and he kept on forgetting where everything was!
Seto was quietly sitting at the table, waiting for his breakfast with a newspaper in his hands, reading up on how his stocks did, when his blonde puppy and little brother came in with the food.
He cocked his eye at Mokuba. "You helped him cook?" He asked.
The boy simply beamed proudly. "Yup! It was fun too!" He replied with a look of satisfaction on his face. Katsuya simply patted his head with a warm smile on his face, before setting Seto's plate in front of him, and without a word to him, went to sit down.
Seto frowned slightly at this, normally Jou was so full of energy that it was a chore just to get him to shut up! `He's probably still a little shaken from last night.' He concluded, clenching a fist at the thought of that fucker Otogi pinning his puppy on the floor.
`The stupid kisama's just lucky that I can't legally kill him!' He thought, his rage returning in full force. The only reason why he simply didn't phone the police and have him thrown away, was because he knew that the dice master would simply bribe any jury or judge that he had to face.
And since he's only done it about a hundred times before in the past, in a number of charges in different sizes and colours, Seto knew that there was no real point in trying.
Realising that he was practically tearing his paper with his clenched fists, Kaiba calmed himself before loosening his grip, sparing the paper from the rough treatment and letting out a sigh.
He took a glance up to see that neither his brother or the mutt had seen his little display of anger, and he was thankful for that much. If Mokuba had seen then he would have probably shrugged it off, thinking that his stocks weren't doing so well.
He then glance up at his pretty blonde, who was picking at his food with little interest, while Mokuba chatted about a game of some sort as he dumped an unnecessary amount of syrup on his pancakes, not realising that the blonde wasn't listening, or simply didn't care.
Seto didn't realise that he had a look of worry on his face as he watched the other teen, but when he returned his gaze back to the paper in his hands, an immediate idea came to him with the add he saw.
He'd forgotten that the fair would be in this week, and it's opening day was today too. Normally he never had the time for such stupid things, and Mokuba would end up going with a friend and an escort, but perhaps today he could spare four or five hours and make up the working time he'd lost later on tonight.
`Hmm... The mutt would definitely feel better in such a place, and Mokuba would like the time that I would spend with him too. Heh. Two birds with one stone again. This is too easy.' He thought with a smirk.
"How would you like to go to the fair today, Mokuba?" He asked, turning his gaze the ebony haired child, who immediately stopped talking with the surprise he felt at the offer. "Y-you really mean it Seto?" He asked, still shocked that his brother would take the time off to take him.
He nodded his head, causing the boy to jump out of his seat with a cry of happiness, before running around the table and wrapping his arms around his waist in a tight hug. "Wow! Thanks Seto! This is going to be so cool!" He cried out happily. "Is Katsuya coming too?" He asked.
Just before he could nod his head in agreement, Jou spoke up. "I can't." He said in a somewhat saddened tone of voice.
They both looked at him in confusion. What did he mean by `He can't'? It was his day off! Of course he could! "Why? What's wrong?" Seto demanded, folding his arms.
Katsuya shifted a bit. "I only got ten bucks." He said, referring to the ten dollars that he was tipped with the night before. According to Seto, he didn't have any money in the bank to spend because he had a bad habit of blowing all his paychecks on "useless junk", as Seto liked to term it. And ten dollars would most likely only get him inside of the fair, with no money to spend on games, rides, food or anything else, so there was no real point in going.
Mokuba's face brightened, immediately understanding where Jou's train of thought had gone, and what he could do to help, as well as punish his big brother some more for the mean trick he continued to play.
"That's no problem at all! You're getting paid today anyway!" He said with a happy grin, causing both Kaiba and Jou to widen their eyes in surprise.
"I am?" Katsuya asked, cocking his head to the side.
Seto nearly felt the vein in his forehead pop. He was simply going to pay his way there! Now because of his dear little brother, he'd have to actually *give* him money! `Note to self: strangle Mokuba when we get back from the stupid fair.' He thought, inwardly fuming at the idea of paying the puppy so soon in his game.
"Of course you are." Mokuba stated to the blonde casually as he pulled out a calculator and started punching in random numbers.
`What does he think he's doing?' Seto thought, actually a little curious.
"Now lets see, all I have to do is times how much money you make in an hour to how many hours you've worked and then we'll know what your pay is."
`WHAT?!?!?!'
"Oh cool." Katsuya said with a happy grin on his face.
When Mokuba finished punching in whatever random numbers he was using with the calculator, he glanced up at his big brother before smiling sweetly. His basic way of saying that there was no way he could get out of this.
The black haired boy then turned his attention back to the blonde. "You get paid six hundred and fifty-six dollars today!" He cried out happily.
Katsuya just about slid out of his chair at the amount of money, and Seto was forced to bite his tongue to prevent himself from yelling at his little brother. That was a helluva a lot more than what his regular employees got paid for doing a full weeks worth of work! And now he had to give it to the mutt?!?
"Wow." Was all Jou could say in his shocked state. Having money like that just seemed so...alien to him. Finally regaining his composure, he immediately brightened up. "Oh my God!! Are you serious?!?" He shouted.
Mokuba nodded his head, beaming at him proudly. "Better get that check written up Seto, 'cause I wanna go soon." He said, turning his smiling head back to his inwardly fuming older brother, and not knowing that he was currently planning out the cleanest way to kill him. Or at least ground him when he had a decent excuse.
`Now I'm going to have to call the bank and make them set up an account for the dog to use.' He thought, angry for the inconvenience, but grateful that he practically owned the place and could get them to do it without needing to show them any of Jou's ID.
He looked back up at the happy looking blonde, and his angered face melted away. He knew that Katsuya would like going to the fair either way, and he never was one to have money on like this on him, much less over six hundred dollars! So whether or not he knew about these circumstances, the blonde was obviously happy. And strangely enough, that was all that was needed to make Seto happy too.
`Just be thankful that you're worth it, puppy.' He thought, as he pulled out his wallet and pen.
To Be Continued.................
A.N: YAAAAAAAAAAAYY! another chappy fixed!! ^__^
By: Freewater
Disclaimers: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Please don't sue me, you won't get much
Warnings: Male/Male relationship. Swearing.
Pairings: Seto/Jou
Rating: R for swearing and later chapters.
Archive: Sure. If you want it just ask me first. ^_^
Feedback: Definitely! Please, yes!! I want to know if I did a good job or not writing this!
Notes: A bunch of these little stars **** Means a change in time or scenery. `'These things here indicate thoughts.
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When Seto woke up the next morning with his puppy in the same bed, he had his hard on for a very good reason. Or at least that's what he thought. After all you really can't blame him for waking up with a painful and raging erection when the sexy blonde in question is found lying on top of him with his legs spread out on either side of him.
The blonde simply sighed comfortably while Seto sweat dropped, wondering how they'd gotten in that position and why his hands refused to work when he continually commanded them to remove themselves from their nice spot on his firm ass.
He couldn't help but groan at the awkward position he was in. How the hell was he supposed to get up when he had the mutt lying so peacefully on top of him? And why did this have to be what caused the best night's sleep he'd ever had?
Katsuya suddenly groaned in his sleep before cuddling and squeezing the CEO beneath him tighter, causing his body to rub up against his erection.
Seto immediately stiffened his body at the contact and was forced to bite his cheek to keep from moaning in pleasure. Finally deciding that he had enough of this and that he also *needed* to get out of there before the blonde woke up, he quickly pushed his hands against the puppy's chest and shoved him off before running to the bathroom. Not paying attention to Katsuya's startled and confused cry as he landed on the blue carpeted floor with a thud.
The blonde immediately got up off of the floor before tiredly crawling back into bed and under the warm covers, grumbling about how rude it was to wake someone up like that when having a nice dream about their favourite brunet dragon. Not caring that Seto could've heard that in his half asleep state, should he have still been in the room.
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Twenty Minutes Later:
Seto opened the door from his bathroom and to his room, still a little wet under his clothes from his cold shower, before looking over in the direction of the large bed with a twitch in his eye. He was just a little surprised to see Katsuya still under the covers and sleeping peacefully.
He was half tempted to grab one of the pillows and suffocate him with it due to what happened earlier, but instead quickly grabbed and ripped the covers from him, causing him to cringe at the sudden cold air and sleepily reach a hand out to try and find them.
"Get up already, Mutt," Seto said harshly. "It's eight a.m. We both slept in."
Katsuya grumbled a bit before slowly opening his tired eyes, cringing at the bright sun as it attacked them. Taking one quick look at the clock on Kaiba's dresser, he simply groaned before pulling a pillow over his head at the fowl number he saw. "It's Sunday, and it's too early." He whined, his voice muffled by the pillow. How the CEO could get up at such an early time after being up so late was beyond him.
Seto made a sound of annoyance. Technically the mutt had the day off since it was Sunday, but he still had to do the basic chores around the mansion. Like what he did last night. It was his day off, but he was still required to serve at the diner party. The only reason he was working so hard on Friday was because he'd tricked him into working for the sake of *getting his memory back*.
"Well *I'm* up now, puppy. And since I'd like to eat today, you're just going to have to get up and make Mokuba and I something for breakfast." He said in a final tone of voice. He was starving right now and didn't feel like waiting for his food.
"Yur mean, Seto." Katsuya accused, throwing the pillow off of his head before kicking his legs over the mattress and regretfully climbing out of the soft warm bed.
Kaiba just snorted. "Like I care." He said heartlessly before walking out. The damn dog gave him a hard on! Again!! He deserved whatever punishment he could think of in his opinion for that anyway.
The blonde simply muttered to himself grumpily before dragging his feet out of the room behind him and down the hall to his own room and connecting bathroom. He needed to get dressed before he did anything that day. And a cold shower to get rid of the hard on he had would be a plus too!
`Good thing Seto couldn't see it!' He thought to himself nervously, thanking God for jeans that concealed that sort of thing. He was sure that if the gorgeous blue eyed CEO had found out that he gave him an erection in his sleep, that he would have been laughed out of the room!
`Why do bad and embarrassing things only happen to me?!' He thought miserably.
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About an hour or so later, Katsuya and Mokuba were placing their blueberry pancakes on the table in their rightful eating places. The little black haired ball of energy came in that morning completely refreshed and looking a little excited, as he asked if he could help him with the stove. The blonde couldn't help but smile at him and take up his offer for help, especially since he still wasn't sure where most of the pans and plates were kept. The kitchen just seemed far too unfamiliar to him, and he kept on forgetting where everything was!
Seto was quietly sitting at the table, waiting for his breakfast with a newspaper in his hands, reading up on how his stocks did, when his blonde puppy and little brother came in with the food.
He cocked his eye at Mokuba. "You helped him cook?" He asked.
The boy simply beamed proudly. "Yup! It was fun too!" He replied with a look of satisfaction on his face. Katsuya simply patted his head with a warm smile on his face, before setting Seto's plate in front of him, and without a word to him, went to sit down.
Seto frowned slightly at this, normally Jou was so full of energy that it was a chore just to get him to shut up! `He's probably still a little shaken from last night.' He concluded, clenching a fist at the thought of that fucker Otogi pinning his puppy on the floor.
`The stupid kisama's just lucky that I can't legally kill him!' He thought, his rage returning in full force. The only reason why he simply didn't phone the police and have him thrown away, was because he knew that the dice master would simply bribe any jury or judge that he had to face.
And since he's only done it about a hundred times before in the past, in a number of charges in different sizes and colours, Seto knew that there was no real point in trying.
Realising that he was practically tearing his paper with his clenched fists, Kaiba calmed himself before loosening his grip, sparing the paper from the rough treatment and letting out a sigh.
He took a glance up to see that neither his brother or the mutt had seen his little display of anger, and he was thankful for that much. If Mokuba had seen then he would have probably shrugged it off, thinking that his stocks weren't doing so well.
He then glance up at his pretty blonde, who was picking at his food with little interest, while Mokuba chatted about a game of some sort as he dumped an unnecessary amount of syrup on his pancakes, not realising that the blonde wasn't listening, or simply didn't care.
Seto didn't realise that he had a look of worry on his face as he watched the other teen, but when he returned his gaze back to the paper in his hands, an immediate idea came to him with the add he saw.
He'd forgotten that the fair would be in this week, and it's opening day was today too. Normally he never had the time for such stupid things, and Mokuba would end up going with a friend and an escort, but perhaps today he could spare four or five hours and make up the working time he'd lost later on tonight.
`Hmm... The mutt would definitely feel better in such a place, and Mokuba would like the time that I would spend with him too. Heh. Two birds with one stone again. This is too easy.' He thought with a smirk.
"How would you like to go to the fair today, Mokuba?" He asked, turning his gaze the ebony haired child, who immediately stopped talking with the surprise he felt at the offer. "Y-you really mean it Seto?" He asked, still shocked that his brother would take the time off to take him.
He nodded his head, causing the boy to jump out of his seat with a cry of happiness, before running around the table and wrapping his arms around his waist in a tight hug. "Wow! Thanks Seto! This is going to be so cool!" He cried out happily. "Is Katsuya coming too?" He asked.
Just before he could nod his head in agreement, Jou spoke up. "I can't." He said in a somewhat saddened tone of voice.
They both looked at him in confusion. What did he mean by `He can't'? It was his day off! Of course he could! "Why? What's wrong?" Seto demanded, folding his arms.
Katsuya shifted a bit. "I only got ten bucks." He said, referring to the ten dollars that he was tipped with the night before. According to Seto, he didn't have any money in the bank to spend because he had a bad habit of blowing all his paychecks on "useless junk", as Seto liked to term it. And ten dollars would most likely only get him inside of the fair, with no money to spend on games, rides, food or anything else, so there was no real point in going.
Mokuba's face brightened, immediately understanding where Jou's train of thought had gone, and what he could do to help, as well as punish his big brother some more for the mean trick he continued to play.
"That's no problem at all! You're getting paid today anyway!" He said with a happy grin, causing both Kaiba and Jou to widen their eyes in surprise.
"I am?" Katsuya asked, cocking his head to the side.
Seto nearly felt the vein in his forehead pop. He was simply going to pay his way there! Now because of his dear little brother, he'd have to actually *give* him money! `Note to self: strangle Mokuba when we get back from the stupid fair.' He thought, inwardly fuming at the idea of paying the puppy so soon in his game.
"Of course you are." Mokuba stated to the blonde casually as he pulled out a calculator and started punching in random numbers.
`What does he think he's doing?' Seto thought, actually a little curious.
"Now lets see, all I have to do is times how much money you make in an hour to how many hours you've worked and then we'll know what your pay is."
`WHAT?!?!?!'
"Oh cool." Katsuya said with a happy grin on his face.
When Mokuba finished punching in whatever random numbers he was using with the calculator, he glanced up at his big brother before smiling sweetly. His basic way of saying that there was no way he could get out of this.
The black haired boy then turned his attention back to the blonde. "You get paid six hundred and fifty-six dollars today!" He cried out happily.
Katsuya just about slid out of his chair at the amount of money, and Seto was forced to bite his tongue to prevent himself from yelling at his little brother. That was a helluva a lot more than what his regular employees got paid for doing a full weeks worth of work! And now he had to give it to the mutt?!?
"Wow." Was all Jou could say in his shocked state. Having money like that just seemed so...alien to him. Finally regaining his composure, he immediately brightened up. "Oh my God!! Are you serious?!?" He shouted.
Mokuba nodded his head, beaming at him proudly. "Better get that check written up Seto, 'cause I wanna go soon." He said, turning his smiling head back to his inwardly fuming older brother, and not knowing that he was currently planning out the cleanest way to kill him. Or at least ground him when he had a decent excuse.
`Now I'm going to have to call the bank and make them set up an account for the dog to use.' He thought, angry for the inconvenience, but grateful that he practically owned the place and could get them to do it without needing to show them any of Jou's ID.
He looked back up at the happy looking blonde, and his angered face melted away. He knew that Katsuya would like going to the fair either way, and he never was one to have money on like this on him, much less over six hundred dollars! So whether or not he knew about these circumstances, the blonde was obviously happy. And strangely enough, that was all that was needed to make Seto happy too.
`Just be thankful that you're worth it, puppy.' He thought, as he pulled out his wallet and pen.
To Be Continued.................
A.N: YAAAAAAAAAAAYY! another chappy fixed!! ^__^