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NOW ONTO THE PODDY PPPL!

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In a town in the east

The parishioners were visited upon

By a curious beast

And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun

And a glance beckoned the immediate loss

Of a cherished one

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At last Freddy was at Zack's, and let himself in with the key Zack had given

him years ago, when they were 15 and Zack's parents had moved out. He wandered

through the downstairs first, not knowing where Zack had made the call from, as he

had had phones installed in every room of the house. At last he made his way up to

Zack's room. He walked in, comforted by the familiar sights of the walls covered in

posters, the floor with the carpet ripped up, the smashed windows...

Wait – the smashed windows? He looked for Zack, and saw him, standing by

his Gibson SG electric guitar.

"Zack," he said, nervously. "What happened?"

Zack just smiled, eerily. Freddy carried on speaking.

"I mean, did you smash those windows? I don't think so. In fact," he added,

regaining confidence. "I don't think you're Zack at all. I think you're a Pod Person!"

All through Freddy's `speech` the smile had never left Zack's face. Now it

grew, until Zack was showing his teeth, which looked greeny-yellow. Zack began to

move slowly towards him.

"Zack?" asked Freddy, worriedly. "Zack?!?"

"Perhaps..." said Zack softly. "Perhaps this will help you to realize who I

am...and what I want..."

Moving in, Zack's lips met his own, with such force that they banged their

teeth. Zack came in again, and began to gently nibble Freddy's lips. A wave of

sickness came over Freddy, and shock and disgust at what Zack was doing. He pulled

away with such energy that a bit of his skin ripped, and began to bleed. Zack almost

leapt towards him, and began to greedily lick up the blood. Freddy cried out, and

turned away, as Zack delivered the move to end it all – the bite to the neck. A pod

appeared behind him, and Freddy fell into it...as the `Freddy` Pod Person clambered

out.

"It has begun." said `Zack`.

"I will devour our next target." said `Freddy`. "Katie."