PONDERINGS WITH PIXIES: They're Worse Than They Look!
By Gilderoy Lockhart
~The newest bestseller from the remarkable
and handsome...Gilderoy!~
Table of Contents
I. Introduction
II. All About Me (and pixies of course!)
III. Hogwarts Happenings
IV. Defending Yourself!
V. Identifying Pixies
VI. Maintaining Your Style (while fighting pixies)
VII. A Day In The Life of a Pixie Fighter
VIII. My Experiences with Pixies
IX. A Biography
X. Conclusion – By Albus Dumbledore!
I. Introduction
Greetings!
I'm back! Yes, I, after a long break away from the writing scene, have come back with my newest bestseller! *ahem* I mean my newest book. After teaching at Hogwarts for a year, I feel experienced enough with the foul, dark creature...the pixie...to write a book about it.
Many of my students may remember my first lesson, with pixies. But that's Chapter Eight! Anywho, my first lesson inspired me to begin writing once again! And so here I am...here to tell my harrowing tales of horrendous pixies, over-priced lilac hats, silly students, and, most of all...me!
Sincerely yours,
Gilderoy Lockhart
Oh, and by the way, I don't think my publisher would be happy that I snuck that bit about lilac hats into this pixie book. So let's keep that between us, shall we? Grand!
Oh, and I almost forgot! Albus Dumbledore, infamous headmaster of Hogwarts, has graciously offered to write the conclusion for this book. Although, old Albus isn't as fabulous and famous as me! At least I hope not...
***OKAY, PEOPLE! REVIEW! IT'S NOT HARD! JUST CLICK THAT LITTLE BUTTON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! MORE CHAPTERS COMING VERY SOON! THANKS, LAUREN***
By Gilderoy Lockhart
~The newest bestseller from the remarkable
and handsome...Gilderoy!~
Table of Contents
I. Introduction
II. All About Me (and pixies of course!)
III. Hogwarts Happenings
IV. Defending Yourself!
V. Identifying Pixies
VI. Maintaining Your Style (while fighting pixies)
VII. A Day In The Life of a Pixie Fighter
VIII. My Experiences with Pixies
IX. A Biography
X. Conclusion – By Albus Dumbledore!
I. Introduction
Greetings!
I'm back! Yes, I, after a long break away from the writing scene, have come back with my newest bestseller! *ahem* I mean my newest book. After teaching at Hogwarts for a year, I feel experienced enough with the foul, dark creature...the pixie...to write a book about it.
Many of my students may remember my first lesson, with pixies. But that's Chapter Eight! Anywho, my first lesson inspired me to begin writing once again! And so here I am...here to tell my harrowing tales of horrendous pixies, over-priced lilac hats, silly students, and, most of all...me!
Sincerely yours,
Gilderoy Lockhart
Oh, and by the way, I don't think my publisher would be happy that I snuck that bit about lilac hats into this pixie book. So let's keep that between us, shall we? Grand!
Oh, and I almost forgot! Albus Dumbledore, infamous headmaster of Hogwarts, has graciously offered to write the conclusion for this book. Although, old Albus isn't as fabulous and famous as me! At least I hope not...
***OKAY, PEOPLE! REVIEW! IT'S NOT HARD! JUST CLICK THAT LITTLE BUTTON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! MORE CHAPTERS COMING VERY SOON! THANKS, LAUREN***