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Katie walked home from school, chatting happily with Summer. They were
making up reasons why Freddy and Zack hadn't been at school for almost a week.
"How about Zack tripped up and knocked Freddy off his skateboard, and
being typical Freddy-and-Zack they made a big fuss of it and needed to go to
hospital?"
"No-o" said Katie reluctantly, "'Cause they're scared of needles, and their
parents always say that they need shots, to find out if they're faking or not.
How about Freddy went mad at last-"
"Remember you're talking about your boyfriend!" Summer interrupted with a
giggle.
"I know, I know. Anyways, Freddy went mad at last and started foaming at
the mouth then he bit Zack so they both had to go to the vet's for a rabies shot."
"Ooh, I like that one." said Summer, approvingly. "You always manage to get
in the details."
The girls continued to walk home, chatting animatedly all the way. Little did
Katie know what was in store once she got home...
At last they reached Katie's house. The two girls hugged, and arranged to meet
early the next day to walk to school together. Katie let herself into her house, and
slung her bag onto the floor. She ran upstairs, eager to practice on her favorite bass.
She flung open her bedroom door, and ran straight into Freddy.
"What the hell are you doing here?" she yelled, from her horizontal position
on the floor, too mad to notice the strange glint in his eye, or the greenish tinge to his
teeth.
"You scared the f!ck out of me, Freddy!"
"What is this word: 'f!ck'?"
"What the hell are you going on about Freddy? That's your word! You use it
at least ten times a day!"
"F!ck. F!ck. Interesting word. So, what the f!ck do you want to do now? Is
that in context?"
"What the f!ck are you going on about?"
"Why do you repeatedly use this interesting word: f!ck?"
"F!ck you, Freddy! Now, get out of my house!"
"Did anyone ever tell you how cute you look when you're mad?" asked
Freddy. "Especially your neck. It's so pale...so inviting...so delicate...so
delicious..."
"Get out, Freddy!"
"Just let me kiss your neck, babe." said 'Freddy', dredging up some of the
humanoid's attitude. Katie softened. She couldn't resist the charm of the Spaz. He
moved in and gently kissed her neck, then again, only rougher, but it was so
tantalizing, that smooth white skin...
Katie seemed to have slipped into a trance, and she fell to the floor. 'Freddy'
Wanted to try out some of those queer human reproduction diagrams on her, but as
this isn't an R-rated fic, all he did was carefully deliver the finisher. Yes, carefully.
Because even as a Pod Person, Freddy cared about Katie and didn't want to hurt her
more than was necessary. As if in a dream Katie slid into the pod, and 'Katie' stepped
out. They licked each other's tongues, which was a Pod Person's crude way of
kissing.
"See ya, babe." said 'Freddy', for the Pod People were finding out their host's
characteristics. "And don't forget his name – Lawrence Tsai."
Ok, what do you think? I used 'Tsai' because I don't know his last name, so I figured, y'know, let's use the guy-who-plays-him's last name! Also, a big shout out to all of my reviewers, and be sure to carry on reviewing! I'm always happy to welcome new reviewers too!
Swimmerkitti: I'm good at freaky stuff. Better than I should be...
LCJ: thanks for the review!
Waterbug7: it's very silly and stupid and weird and freaky, but apparently that's why my reviewers love it!
tmrwspromise: hahahahaa! It is too late for Katie now!
Flatfoot-92: thanks for the review!
Pltzchen: you're not gonna believe this – I forgot about Dewey! I don't believe it! But now you've reminded me, he will be in the story! Yay for Dewey!
Stephanie Tucker: I read your story about the vampires, and YOU ROCK TOO! Lol.
If anyone would like a !!guest appearance!! in this wonderful story, then in the review tell me why you should have one and why!
That's all for now.
See ya!
Katie walked home from school, chatting happily with Summer. They were
making up reasons why Freddy and Zack hadn't been at school for almost a week.
"How about Zack tripped up and knocked Freddy off his skateboard, and
being typical Freddy-and-Zack they made a big fuss of it and needed to go to
hospital?"
"No-o" said Katie reluctantly, "'Cause they're scared of needles, and their
parents always say that they need shots, to find out if they're faking or not.
How about Freddy went mad at last-"
"Remember you're talking about your boyfriend!" Summer interrupted with a
giggle.
"I know, I know. Anyways, Freddy went mad at last and started foaming at
the mouth then he bit Zack so they both had to go to the vet's for a rabies shot."
"Ooh, I like that one." said Summer, approvingly. "You always manage to get
in the details."
The girls continued to walk home, chatting animatedly all the way. Little did
Katie know what was in store once she got home...
At last they reached Katie's house. The two girls hugged, and arranged to meet
early the next day to walk to school together. Katie let herself into her house, and
slung her bag onto the floor. She ran upstairs, eager to practice on her favorite bass.
She flung open her bedroom door, and ran straight into Freddy.
"What the hell are you doing here?" she yelled, from her horizontal position
on the floor, too mad to notice the strange glint in his eye, or the greenish tinge to his
teeth.
"You scared the f!ck out of me, Freddy!"
"What is this word: 'f!ck'?"
"What the hell are you going on about Freddy? That's your word! You use it
at least ten times a day!"
"F!ck. F!ck. Interesting word. So, what the f!ck do you want to do now? Is
that in context?"
"What the f!ck are you going on about?"
"Why do you repeatedly use this interesting word: f!ck?"
"F!ck you, Freddy! Now, get out of my house!"
"Did anyone ever tell you how cute you look when you're mad?" asked
Freddy. "Especially your neck. It's so pale...so inviting...so delicate...so
delicious..."
"Get out, Freddy!"
"Just let me kiss your neck, babe." said 'Freddy', dredging up some of the
humanoid's attitude. Katie softened. She couldn't resist the charm of the Spaz. He
moved in and gently kissed her neck, then again, only rougher, but it was so
tantalizing, that smooth white skin...
Katie seemed to have slipped into a trance, and she fell to the floor. 'Freddy'
Wanted to try out some of those queer human reproduction diagrams on her, but as
this isn't an R-rated fic, all he did was carefully deliver the finisher. Yes, carefully.
Because even as a Pod Person, Freddy cared about Katie and didn't want to hurt her
more than was necessary. As if in a dream Katie slid into the pod, and 'Katie' stepped
out. They licked each other's tongues, which was a Pod Person's crude way of
kissing.
"See ya, babe." said 'Freddy', for the Pod People were finding out their host's
characteristics. "And don't forget his name – Lawrence Tsai."
Ok, what do you think? I used 'Tsai' because I don't know his last name, so I figured, y'know, let's use the guy-who-plays-him's last name! Also, a big shout out to all of my reviewers, and be sure to carry on reviewing! I'm always happy to welcome new reviewers too!
Swimmerkitti: I'm good at freaky stuff. Better than I should be...
LCJ: thanks for the review!
Waterbug7: it's very silly and stupid and weird and freaky, but apparently that's why my reviewers love it!
tmrwspromise: hahahahaa! It is too late for Katie now!
Flatfoot-92: thanks for the review!
Pltzchen: you're not gonna believe this – I forgot about Dewey! I don't believe it! But now you've reminded me, he will be in the story! Yay for Dewey!
Stephanie Tucker: I read your story about the vampires, and YOU ROCK TOO! Lol.
If anyone would like a !!guest appearance!! in this wonderful story, then in the review tell me why you should have one and why!
That's all for now.
See ya!