I'd like to be Samwise Gamgee

In Mister Frodo's garden in the Shire

He'd let us in, mushrooms all around

we'd fly up then hit the ground SKWANZO!

I'd ask my friends to come and see

Mister Frodo's garden with me

I'd like to be Samwise Gamgee

In Mister Frodo's garden in the Shire.

We would be warm below the storm

In our little hobbit-hole beneath the ground

Resting in pairs in Frodo's chairs

In Mister Frodo's garden near a mound

We would sing and dance around

because we know we can't be found

I'd like to be Samwise Gamgee

In Mister Frodo's garden in the Shire

We would shout and dance about

The veggies that lie beneath the soil

(Lies beneath the dirty soil)

Oh what joy for every girl and boy

Knowing they're happy and they're safe

(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me

No one there to tell us what to do

I'd like to be Samwise Gamgee

In Mister Frodo's garden with you.