*BEFORE I BEGIN. I would like to thank every one of my reviewers. By name.
So...SO MUCH THANKS TO: G. Lockhart (hehe hilarious review!), flattenedowl
(as always! *smiles*), A+Student, paganpig (love the pen name!), Spawn,
NatsterSugerRush, Jamesies, and anonymous.*
IV. Defending Yourself!
This is a very important part of this book. Defensive mechanisms you will need to get away safely from fiendish pixies are discussed here. **NOTE TO SELF: Look up words "fiendish," "mechanisms," and "defensive."***
The first step to defending yourself is this: Dress in lilac robes. You are probably wondering why. So I will tell you. You simply must look good! Even if you are doing slightly messy work, it is highly important that you look gorgeous while doing it! I'm not sure the pixies would mind, so why should you?
The second stop is this: Get out your wand. No explanation needed here (and not even for me! That must mean this step is very simple!)
The third pointer for defending is...Learn spells! One of the ones I find most handy is "Immobulus!" This will stop all the nasty pixies in midair, allowing you to catch them and putting them back in their cage, where they belong. (Strangely, this idea sounds vaguely familiar...I wonder where I got it from anyway?)
SO LET'S PUT IT ALL TOGETHER! Always dress in lilac robes. Well, that's obvious. Then, when confronted with a swarm of pixies, pull out your wand, shout "immobulus!" and all will be well. Or at least I hope it will, or else I can be sued! See? Pixies are so underrated. They are clearly much worse than they seem.
But wait...do you even know what a pixie is? Or where to find them? What if one of them is right in front of you (HA! Made you look!), and you didn't even know it? That is why we go to our next chapter, IDENTIFYING PIXIES, which will answer these, and many more of your fascinating questions. Like..."What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book?" or "What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite item of clothing?"
Although...we already know my favorite type of clothing. Scarves! Duh. And so! Adventure on, my dear fans! Chapter five awaits!
***IF YOU DO NOT REVIEW, GILDEROY LOCKHART WILL HIT YOU WITH ONE OF HIS INFAMOUS AND IRREVERSIBLE MEMORY CHARMS!!! UNLESS IT REBOUNDS ON TO HIM....OH WELL, PLEASE JUST REVIEW! CHAPTER FIVE COMING VERY VERY SOON!***
IV. Defending Yourself!
This is a very important part of this book. Defensive mechanisms you will need to get away safely from fiendish pixies are discussed here. **NOTE TO SELF: Look up words "fiendish," "mechanisms," and "defensive."***
The first step to defending yourself is this: Dress in lilac robes. You are probably wondering why. So I will tell you. You simply must look good! Even if you are doing slightly messy work, it is highly important that you look gorgeous while doing it! I'm not sure the pixies would mind, so why should you?
The second stop is this: Get out your wand. No explanation needed here (and not even for me! That must mean this step is very simple!)
The third pointer for defending is...Learn spells! One of the ones I find most handy is "Immobulus!" This will stop all the nasty pixies in midair, allowing you to catch them and putting them back in their cage, where they belong. (Strangely, this idea sounds vaguely familiar...I wonder where I got it from anyway?)
SO LET'S PUT IT ALL TOGETHER! Always dress in lilac robes. Well, that's obvious. Then, when confronted with a swarm of pixies, pull out your wand, shout "immobulus!" and all will be well. Or at least I hope it will, or else I can be sued! See? Pixies are so underrated. They are clearly much worse than they seem.
But wait...do you even know what a pixie is? Or where to find them? What if one of them is right in front of you (HA! Made you look!), and you didn't even know it? That is why we go to our next chapter, IDENTIFYING PIXIES, which will answer these, and many more of your fascinating questions. Like..."What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book?" or "What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite item of clothing?"
Although...we already know my favorite type of clothing. Scarves! Duh. And so! Adventure on, my dear fans! Chapter five awaits!
***IF YOU DO NOT REVIEW, GILDEROY LOCKHART WILL HIT YOU WITH ONE OF HIS INFAMOUS AND IRREVERSIBLE MEMORY CHARMS!!! UNLESS IT REBOUNDS ON TO HIM....OH WELL, PLEASE JUST REVIEW! CHAPTER FIVE COMING VERY VERY SOON!***