Chibiichan: (clothes all torn up) You gotta help me. I think Tsukasa stole my microphone! So I got his staff! Heeheehee... besides, it's shiny.
Crashes are heard in the background.
Tsukasa: *in total rage* Where are you Chibiichan?!!! *singsong totally wicked voice* Come out, come out wherever you are! * looks around corner* Hah! There you are!!
Chibiichan: -EEP! runs away*
Disclaimer-guy: Chibiichan does not own Naruto, or anything for that matter. All she owns is the plot.
Narrator-dude: * hums batman theme song* What? I'm on lunch break! Leave me alone.
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You are enjoying the sweet life of free really cool ninja clothes! Good thing you brought your camera cuz your friends are going to be so-o-o jealous! You take snaps of various places, including the ramen restaurant ( sorry, forgot the name.) You see some blonde spiky hair in the corner of your picture. O_O. Is it really?! You run like crap over to the restaurant. You see those cute goggles of his! Don't drool-don't drool- don't drool...!
You: um...
Oh crap! You're finally ready to glomp him but your legs won't move!
He turns around.
Naruto: Hm?
You: eh... ^-^;;
Naruto: Something wrong?
He stares at you with a weird look on his face and ?s are floating above his head. You can just feel the sweat pouring off your face. Darn. it probably is.
Naruto: ?
*pause*
Naruto: I'm leaving now... well bye. -_-?
He walks off.
You snap out of it. What happened?!! You didn't take his picture or anything! That sucks.
But you can still follow him! ^ _ ^ Mweh heh heh...
So you follow him all day, marveling at how cute he is, even though all he really did was just walk around. He finally gets to his house. Goody! ^ _ ^ You know where Naruto lives, you know where Naruto lives!! You take a quick picture. ^ _ ^
He looks behind him.
Naruto: Who's there?
You hide behind a dumpster. Ewww how many ramen bowls are in here? Wait... he ate out of them! You stash one in your new and improved ninja style backpack! ^____^
He decides it was just a raccoon or something and goes inside.
Wait... this part of town looks familiar..... -_-? o_o? o_O? O_O?! ^_________^!! YOU'RE HIS NEXT DOOR NIEGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /\_________________________________/\
Wondering just how you can make a smile that huge, you go to your house and spy through your window through Naruto's window. Drooool.........
One hour later....
Naruto is in the bathroom. You hear him slip and fall. Probably on the rug. Silly Naruto. ^ _ ^ Drooool........
2 hours later....
He's in bed and he turns the lamp off. Drooool........
Yet another hour later.
You snap out of it.
You have a ton of film left right? Heeheehee!
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Chibiichan: *about burnt to crisp* Sorry for the short chappie! I really need a bigger room. There is hardly any place left to hide! I didn't know Tsukasa could send death-glares of doom from his eyes!
Tsukasa: * totally demonic sweet voice* Chibiiichaaaan. Come out and pla~aa~ay!
*sends bed flying out of the window* There you aaaare!!! *death-glare*
Chibiichan: * is flown out of window* AAAAH!!! Wait, there's my microphone! *does a face plant in the ground* @_@ Owweee... *holds fist up in the air* Testing....1...2...3...
Tsukasa is floating in the air all big-evil-boss-like.
Tsukasa: GIVE ME BACK MY WEAPON!!!
Chibiichan: Okay! ^__^ *tosses staff* *hits Tsukasa in the face*
Tsukasa: *back to normal* My sweet, sweet weapon! *holds it close to him* DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! *goes back in room*
Chibiichan: Testing.....1....2....3....
Narrator-dude: Yeah.... You people in the audience can leave now.
Random dude in the audience: review before I send my evil minions after you.
Random dude#2: But you don't have evil minions.
Random dude#1: After him!!!
Evil little children swarm in on him.
Random dude#2: GAH!!!
Little kid: PLAY WITH ME!
Rest of audience: -_O;;
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( The E vil L itle K ids U sed A s E vil M inions A ssossiation.)