*YET ANOTHER QUICK NOTE FROM MOI: I feel I need to address some of the reviews I've gotten. I know that the chapters are short, but I update almost everyday, so I hope it isn't too much of a problem. I know they are short, but that's just the way I've written it. But thanks SO MUCH to everyone who has reviewed it means a lot! Thanks, Lauren*

V. Identifying Pixies (with a question-and-answer section too! Woohoo!)

Another essential chapter to this essential book is about to be revealed...now! *clears throat* Now that that is covered, I guess we should discuss how you will know if that strange little creature you are looking at is a pixie or not. (HA! Made you look again!)

Anywho, if you are traveling in the woods, which you are most likely to do sometime in your life, then you must be ready to fight anything that comes your way – especially pixies. Pixies nest mostly in trees, and seeing as how trees are in woods, well, there are pixies in the woods! Wait...that doesn't make any sense.

If a small being flies up to you, and is electric blue in color, then you have been confronted with a pixie. Then, as I have previously instructed you, you should use your immobulus spell on the said pixie. If a small being flies up to you and is NOT electric blue in color, then it is NOT a pixie. Clear? Well, to make it even more clear, here is a list of traits common in every pixie:

-Electric blue in color
-Small, about eight inches high
-Wingless
-Ugly
-Large, webbed-like hands
-Did I mention ugly?

But who cares, really?? Nobody. But, because I am out to make money, and since my editor told me to, I will answer some of the most commonly asked questions about pixies...and me of course!

Question: How many pixies currently inhabit Britain?

Gilderoy's Answer: A lot.

Question: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite book?

Gilderoy's Answer: Well! What a question indeed. I must say, there is a fantastic book out called, "Magical Me: An Autobiography." Wait a second...I wrote that! Imagine that!

Question: Do pixies like to play jokes on animals as well as wizards?

Gilderoy's Answer: Maybe.

Question: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite pastime?

Gilderoy's Answer: Oooh, I like this question! I love ridding the world of evil, such as pixies. But besides that, I enjoy long bubble baths, and shampooing my hair with lilac shampoo. Simply divine!

Question: Why do pixies bear live young?

Gilderoy's Answer: I don't know.

Well, the question-and-answer section of this marvelous chapter is over. I am sure I provided you with loads of new information on me...and pixies of course. Haha. It seems it's about time to wrap things up. Oh! But wait! We must go to...

LOCKHART'S LESSONS!
Lesson #2

Throughout my long years (but not too long! I'm not that old!) as an evil- fighter, I have learned several things. Although I can't think of any right now. Hold on...give me a second. I'm sure I will be able to think of a lesson
I've learned. Any minute now, I will remember. Wait...wait...nope. Nothing
comes to mind. So, oh well to this Lockhart's Lesson!

Well, time for our next chapter. *gasp!* It is the most important one of all!! None of this defending your self stuff I've been writing! It's...maintaining your style while fighting pixies! Oooh I can hardly stand the suspense!

****IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE EITHER, THAN PLEASE REVIEW THIS CHAPTER, AND THEN CHAPTER SIX WILL COME OUT EVEN SOONER! THANKS!****