Chibiichan: Thanks to the almighty power of authoresses my room is back to normal! Yay! ^__^
Tsukasa: * bundled in corner* My weapon...
Chibiichan: Don't worry about him....-_-;;;
Audience: *slowly backs away from seemingly crazy Tsukasa*
Chibiichan: I SAID DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM!! *O* ( flame eyes)
Audience: *suddenly jerks back to their original positions*
Chibiichan: Thank you. ^ ____ ^
Drum roll is heard in the background.
Everyone besides Chibiichan: o.O?
Chibiichan: *completely ignores them* And now I will introduce my new pet!
Audience: O.O *begins to run but thinks better about it*
Chibiichan: yeah you better stay... Anyways, here is DEUD ! My pet dragon!
Audience: *rethinks about running away*
DEUD: *all cute and little* roar?
Audience: Awww... It's sooo cute!
Random dude in the audience: AHHHH DRAGON!!
DEUD: *O* ROAR!!!
Random dude: * is burnt to a crisp* x-x
Chibiichan: who else wants to leave?
Audience: *stays still*
Disclaimer: Chibiichan does not own Naruto. *is eaten by DEUD*
DUED: *munch, munch* ^, _ ,^
Audience:*in total disgust*
Chibiichan: what? it's name stands for Dragon Eats Up Disclaimers!
Tsukasa: ....my weapon...
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*flashback*
Stare.......
Drool......
*end flashback*
You look over your shoulder. On top of your bed is a BIG pile of film. o.O?
You walk out of your house and carefully tiptoe across the bamboo bridge to Naruto's house. Crap! You forgot to close your door. You run back really fast cuz if you're gonna make noise you better get it over with right? You close it real quick and start tiptoeing again. Step... creak, step....creak, step....creak, run like crap, CREAK!...
Finally! Good thing Naruto's a heavy sleeper. Darn! his window's locked! You go to his door right after you take a quick snap shot of him snoring. ^ ___ ^
Darn, door's locked too. The only other way is to- go through the ...chimney... But it's for NARUTO!
You start climbing. -and you climb face first into a spider web.
You: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! EEEEK!!!
You reach to wipe it off your face when you now notice that you just let go of the branch and fall to the ground with a big thud. (Wow that was a long sentence.)
You: @_@
You hear Naruto look outside.
Naruto: Who's there? It better not be you Sasuke! We have graduation tests tomorrow!
You slip behind a rock. O.O;;;
Naruto: Hmph!
He goes back inside and you hear him close the door.
Darn it! Stupid spider webs! They always get in the way of your dreams! Naruto will take a while getting back to sleep so you spend the next few minutes having flashbacks.
Drool.......
You hear snoring so you get back up there to see that his door isn't locked. YIPEE! Thank you spider webs! You go inside and find a trail of tossed ramen cups on the floor. -_-. Ewww... You stash one in your bag anyway and take pictures as you walk around his house. The snoring is even louder now! You tiptoe/run to Naruto's room and marvel at the wonderful-ness of comas as you tiptoe even closer to Naruto. Before you knew it, you trip on a ramen cup and fall on top of Naruto.
You: -eep! *covers mouth* O.O;;;;;
Naruto: *wakes up* who're you?! =.=
You think up a great plan.
You: SAY CHEESE! *takes picture of you and him*
Naruto: Huh? *gets flashed in the eyes by the flash of the camera* @_@
You: Gotta run! Bye!
You kiss him on the cheek and make a run for it.... aaand you trip into the dumpster.
Naruto: what was that?
he put his hand to his cheek.
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Chibiichan: I am sooo sorry! / O \ This chapter was so short, it looked boring in fast forward scrolling! But at least you got to kiss him!
Tsukasa: She'll be fine... as long as she doesn't touch my weapon...
DUED: ?
Audience: I guess we can go now.
DUED: *O*!!!!!!
Audience: -or maybe not o.O()
Random dude from nowhere: Review or I'll make you face the wrath of my explosives... in normal motion!
Pyromaniac: Huh? Don't you mean " Review or I'll make you face the wrath of my explosives... in slow motion?"
Random dude: normal motion sounds cooler and you would never expect that! So there! *sticks tongue out* Pfffft!
Pyromaniac: Okay...total psycho here...
flames will be used to keep the pyromaniac busy.
Pyromaniac: fire....*drool*