VI. Maintaining Your Style (while fighting pixies!)
THE MOST ESSENTIAL CHAPTER IN ALL THE HISTORY OF BOOKS IS THIS...HOW TO MAINTAIN YOUR STYLE! Defending your self? No need for that. Identifying pixies? Pfuit!
I have a five-step plan that will help you maintain your style. It is essential to follow all of these rules, or else your "style" will be horrible when you are fighting pixies.
1) Before embarking on your pixie-hunting expedition, you must BRUSH YOUR TEETH! Using your lilac-colored toothbrush, and purple toothpaste, you must scrub those pearly whites down. So when you smile at pixies, they will be blinded by your amazing smile! Trust me, I know from experience.
2) Buy lilac clothes!! Duh. Need I even mention this? But of course I do! Here is a small list of the types of lilac-colored clothing you will need: scarves, coats, socks, shoes, cloaks, pants, shirts, mittens, skirts (for women! blushes), dresses (once again...for women!), pajamas, and everything else you can think of.
3) Comb your golden locks! Shampoo AT LEAST three times over with lilac shampoo, and condition with lilac conditioner at the end. Put your hair into curlers. DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHOW YOUR FEMININE SIDE! Hey, it worked for me! When your hair is all wavy and fabulous, comb it and be amazed at what three hours of hair preparation can do!
4) Wax your eyebrows! Don't want to scare the pixies away with our monstrously hairy eyebrows now do we? Well, on second thought, we do want to scare away pixies, so forget about waxing. Hurts like the Dickens, I say!
5) Paint your nails lilac! Eh...forget I said that...
As long as you perform each and every one of these steps (except for number five...ahem) before fighting pixies, you will be able to maintain your sense of fashion as well as getting rid of common pests.
SORRY SUCH AS SHORT CHAPTER, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME...BUT I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE GOOD! SO KEEP REVIEWING AND READING! Lauren
THE MOST ESSENTIAL CHAPTER IN ALL THE HISTORY OF BOOKS IS THIS...HOW TO MAINTAIN YOUR STYLE! Defending your self? No need for that. Identifying pixies? Pfuit!
I have a five-step plan that will help you maintain your style. It is essential to follow all of these rules, or else your "style" will be horrible when you are fighting pixies.
1) Before embarking on your pixie-hunting expedition, you must BRUSH YOUR TEETH! Using your lilac-colored toothbrush, and purple toothpaste, you must scrub those pearly whites down. So when you smile at pixies, they will be blinded by your amazing smile! Trust me, I know from experience.
2) Buy lilac clothes!! Duh. Need I even mention this? But of course I do! Here is a small list of the types of lilac-colored clothing you will need: scarves, coats, socks, shoes, cloaks, pants, shirts, mittens, skirts (for women! blushes), dresses (once again...for women!), pajamas, and everything else you can think of.
3) Comb your golden locks! Shampoo AT LEAST three times over with lilac shampoo, and condition with lilac conditioner at the end. Put your hair into curlers. DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHOW YOUR FEMININE SIDE! Hey, it worked for me! When your hair is all wavy and fabulous, comb it and be amazed at what three hours of hair preparation can do!
4) Wax your eyebrows! Don't want to scare the pixies away with our monstrously hairy eyebrows now do we? Well, on second thought, we do want to scare away pixies, so forget about waxing. Hurts like the Dickens, I say!
5) Paint your nails lilac! Eh...forget I said that...
As long as you perform each and every one of these steps (except for number five...ahem) before fighting pixies, you will be able to maintain your sense of fashion as well as getting rid of common pests.
SORRY SUCH AS SHORT CHAPTER, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME...BUT I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE GOOD! SO KEEP REVIEWING AND READING! Lauren