Chapter 1
I'm Not Your Lover, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Damn these trees. Hey Miroku! You think you can suck all these trees down!
(Long pause)
Inuyasha: Miroku! Dammit. Dumbass Miroku, separating like that. Without my help he'll be demon food. Serves him right. The fool.
Kikyo: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What the hell! (Takes out Tetsusaiga)
Kikyo: Whoa!
Inuyasha: Kikyo!?
Kikyo: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What is it Kikyo?
Kikyo: Make love to me Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: WHAT!!! Make love to you! You must be out of your MOTHERFUCKING MIND!
Kikyo: You're so cruel. Why won't you?
Inuyasha: Why, WHY? You of all people should know why.
Kikyo: What did I do?
(Flashback)
Inuyasha: Well, you betrayed me, shot an arrow at me, and pinned me to a tree for about 50 years.
Kikyo: Oh yeah. I forgot about that, but it doesn't matter. Niraku set that all up.
Inuyasha: Yeah, well I'm with Kagome anyway.
Kikyo: You mean that two-timing slut. Fine. I'll be back for you Inuyasha. I'll be back.
(Kikyo leaves)
Inuyasha: Damn she is one creepy woman. God.
[Elsewhere...]
Miroku: Inuyasha...Dog breath...Dickfa-
Inuyasha: Quiet.
Miroku: Oh there you are.
(Inuyasha smashes Miroku's face)
Miroku: What was that for, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Doesn't matter now. Did you find Kagome and Shippo?
Miroku: Yeah, but I didn't find Sango.
Inuyasha: Oh well...I smell blood.
Miroku: (Holding his nose) That would be my nose, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Doesn't matter either. We need to get out of here.
Miroku: Follow me.
(Miroku leads Inuyasha to a bunch of bushes)
Miroku: Inuyasha, after seeing this you may need to see a psychologist.
Inuyasha: Why?
Miroku: Just remember I warned you.
(Miroku moves the bushes. A scene where Shippo is making out with Kagome.)
Inuyasha: MY EYES THEY BURN!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Shippo: Miroku!
Inuyasha: What the hell is going on here!
Kagome: Can't you see? I'm having bisexual sex with Shippo.
Shippo: Yeah.
Inuyasha: (to Miroku) Shippo is a girl?
Miroku: Yeah, you didn't know. See Shippo's bow in her hair. Dead giveaway.
Inuyasha: Kagome, I thought you were in love with me.
Inuyasha: Yeah, you thought. But I'm a lesbo. I'm not your lover, Inuyasha...
(End of Chapter 1, DU...DU...DUUUUUUNNNNNN.)
A/N: I hope this is long enough for you people. I mean, God, does it really matter how long it is? I mean, it's a good story if you dedicate it to the true show, game, anime, etc. It shouldn't matter how long it is. And if you don't think this is true, FUCK YOU!
I'm Not Your Lover, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Damn these trees. Hey Miroku! You think you can suck all these trees down!
(Long pause)
Inuyasha: Miroku! Dammit. Dumbass Miroku, separating like that. Without my help he'll be demon food. Serves him right. The fool.
Kikyo: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What the hell! (Takes out Tetsusaiga)
Kikyo: Whoa!
Inuyasha: Kikyo!?
Kikyo: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What is it Kikyo?
Kikyo: Make love to me Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: WHAT!!! Make love to you! You must be out of your MOTHERFUCKING MIND!
Kikyo: You're so cruel. Why won't you?
Inuyasha: Why, WHY? You of all people should know why.
Kikyo: What did I do?
(Flashback)
Inuyasha: Well, you betrayed me, shot an arrow at me, and pinned me to a tree for about 50 years.
Kikyo: Oh yeah. I forgot about that, but it doesn't matter. Niraku set that all up.
Inuyasha: Yeah, well I'm with Kagome anyway.
Kikyo: You mean that two-timing slut. Fine. I'll be back for you Inuyasha. I'll be back.
(Kikyo leaves)
Inuyasha: Damn she is one creepy woman. God.
[Elsewhere...]
Miroku: Inuyasha...Dog breath...Dickfa-
Inuyasha: Quiet.
Miroku: Oh there you are.
(Inuyasha smashes Miroku's face)
Miroku: What was that for, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Doesn't matter now. Did you find Kagome and Shippo?
Miroku: Yeah, but I didn't find Sango.
Inuyasha: Oh well...I smell blood.
Miroku: (Holding his nose) That would be my nose, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Doesn't matter either. We need to get out of here.
Miroku: Follow me.
(Miroku leads Inuyasha to a bunch of bushes)
Miroku: Inuyasha, after seeing this you may need to see a psychologist.
Inuyasha: Why?
Miroku: Just remember I warned you.
(Miroku moves the bushes. A scene where Shippo is making out with Kagome.)
Inuyasha: MY EYES THEY BURN!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Shippo: Miroku!
Inuyasha: What the hell is going on here!
Kagome: Can't you see? I'm having bisexual sex with Shippo.
Shippo: Yeah.
Inuyasha: (to Miroku) Shippo is a girl?
Miroku: Yeah, you didn't know. See Shippo's bow in her hair. Dead giveaway.
Inuyasha: Kagome, I thought you were in love with me.
Inuyasha: Yeah, you thought. But I'm a lesbo. I'm not your lover, Inuyasha...
(End of Chapter 1, DU...DU...DUUUUUUNNNNNN.)
A/N: I hope this is long enough for you people. I mean, God, does it really matter how long it is? I mean, it's a good story if you dedicate it to the true show, game, anime, etc. It shouldn't matter how long it is. And if you don't think this is true, FUCK YOU!