VII. A Day in the Life of a Pixie Hunter!
So you wanna be a pixie hunter, eh? WELL TOO BAD! I'm the only one around! ahem Ha-ha I am just joshing children! Of course you can be a pixie pest controller person...if you follow a strict daily regimen! Take me, for example. So now, I will show you what it is like to be me...in the day in the life of...
GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Err...I mean a pixie hunter! Ha-ha!
9:00 am – Can't wake up too early! I need my beauty sleep! Anywho, this is the time I normally arise. After brushing my teeth (with a lilac toothbrush, wink wink) I make breakfast. Now, this is essential. You need something sturdy to get you through your hard days' work of pixie fighting! Like pancakes! With maple syrup. Excellent. Room service?...
10:00 am – Now that my morning routine (which includes a lilac bubble bath and my morning calisthenics) is concluded, it is time to get dressed! I just recently figured out how to dress myself! ahem Anyway, for a good pick-me-up, I would recommend lilac robes. Or any color of the rainbow robes. None of that black nonsense. Or maybe that snazzy electric blue robe with the sizzling gold stars on it that I have buried in my trunk somewhere...ah well, just choose a zesty robe to get you going!
11:00 am – Getting dressed takes a long time! Now is the time to set your hair to wavy perfection! Wavy hair is a must if you are a pixie fighter!
12:00 am – You're dressed, you're hair is done, you're fabulous looking...and it only took three hours! Now it is time...drum roll...to go out into the world and fight evil!
1:00 pm – I wander around (aimlessly) Diagon Alley at about this hour. A good pixie fighter/author needs to get a brisk breeze to become inspired!
2:00 pm – I usually go check out the latest window display at Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. They know me very well over there...if the Madam has any new robes in stock then I usually buy them. But if not, I stroll (aimlessly) around Diagon Alley some more. I'm not a washed up old man, I swear it!
3:00 pm – Look! A pixie! Behind you! Takes out his wand and quickly vanquishes it into infinity! Oh oops that was a photographer. Shoot! Not again!
4:00 pm – If there is no longer any evil to get rid of, I usually go home around now. Fantastic day it was, no? It's amazing being a pixie hunter! Isn't it? At the end of the day you always feel accomplished! Right?...
CHAPTER EIGHT COMING SOON! PLEASE REVIEW! SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO PUT THIS ONE UP...
So you wanna be a pixie hunter, eh? WELL TOO BAD! I'm the only one around! ahem Ha-ha I am just joshing children! Of course you can be a pixie pest controller person...if you follow a strict daily regimen! Take me, for example. So now, I will show you what it is like to be me...in the day in the life of...
GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Err...I mean a pixie hunter! Ha-ha!
9:00 am – Can't wake up too early! I need my beauty sleep! Anywho, this is the time I normally arise. After brushing my teeth (with a lilac toothbrush, wink wink) I make breakfast. Now, this is essential. You need something sturdy to get you through your hard days' work of pixie fighting! Like pancakes! With maple syrup. Excellent. Room service?...
10:00 am – Now that my morning routine (which includes a lilac bubble bath and my morning calisthenics) is concluded, it is time to get dressed! I just recently figured out how to dress myself! ahem Anyway, for a good pick-me-up, I would recommend lilac robes. Or any color of the rainbow robes. None of that black nonsense. Or maybe that snazzy electric blue robe with the sizzling gold stars on it that I have buried in my trunk somewhere...ah well, just choose a zesty robe to get you going!
11:00 am – Getting dressed takes a long time! Now is the time to set your hair to wavy perfection! Wavy hair is a must if you are a pixie fighter!
12:00 am – You're dressed, you're hair is done, you're fabulous looking...and it only took three hours! Now it is time...drum roll...to go out into the world and fight evil!
1:00 pm – I wander around (aimlessly) Diagon Alley at about this hour. A good pixie fighter/author needs to get a brisk breeze to become inspired!
2:00 pm – I usually go check out the latest window display at Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. They know me very well over there...if the Madam has any new robes in stock then I usually buy them. But if not, I stroll (aimlessly) around Diagon Alley some more. I'm not a washed up old man, I swear it!
3:00 pm – Look! A pixie! Behind you! Takes out his wand and quickly vanquishes it into infinity! Oh oops that was a photographer. Shoot! Not again!
4:00 pm – If there is no longer any evil to get rid of, I usually go home around now. Fantastic day it was, no? It's amazing being a pixie hunter! Isn't it? At the end of the day you always feel accomplished! Right?...
CHAPTER EIGHT COMING SOON! PLEASE REVIEW! SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO PUT THIS ONE UP...