Chapter 2

How the World Goes Crashing

Inuyasha: Miroku, is it me. Does my actions make Kagome lose interest in me.

Miroku: (Eating) Maybe, Inuyasha. I mean you do act like a dick sometimes.

Inuyasha: Fuck man. I need some air.

Miroku: (To himself) Inuyasha is acting weird. I guess he's finally cracked. I knew this day would come, the poor guy.

Inuyasha: Damn. Kagome. Why?

(3 hours later)

Inuyasha: Hey Miroku.

Miroku: Yes.

Inuyasha: I smell blood. Demon blood, lots of it too.

Miroku: We better get out of here.

Inuyasha: Yeah.

(Trees fall down)

Inuyasha: What the hell?

(Demon appears out of nowhere)

Miroku: What is that Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Don't know, but it's about to be dead. Raaaaa!!

Miroku: INUYASHA!!!

Inuyasha: Damn this demon's tough.

Demon: I am Sotiris, demon of liquid metal. YOU CANNOT HURT ME. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Inuyasha: We'll just see about that bitch.

Miroku: I've got to help Inuyasha. Ahh. SEAL SCROLL!

Inuyasha: What the hell!?

Sotiris: Ah, I-I can't move. What the hell did you do to me you son-of-a- bitch?

Miroku: Just a little magic that's all.

Inuyasha: Nice work Miroku. Now, to finish you off... WIND SCAR!!

Sotiris: WAAAAAAAAAaaaaa......

Inuyasha: We need to get out of here.

Miroku: Right.

[Elsewhere...]

Sango: Well, did you seduce Inuyasha.

Kikyo: Yes, but he was a tough one to break.

A/N: Sry, to interrupt, but I know you DID NOT EXPECT THAT! Hahahahahaha!!! I mean look at your face, if that don't give you the creeps check your pulse, you won't find it! Now, get back to reading. That's an order.

Sango: Kikyo, I am waiting for a child. That bastard Miroku couldn't handle the fact that I want one. All he wanted was a free ass shot.

Kikyo: I'll get us a child, Sango. Don't worry, I'll get our child.

[In the forest close by...]

Inuyasha: Miroku...I (sigh) I have something to tell you.

Miroku: Shoot.

Inuyasha: My whole world's crashing down.

Miroku: I know that.

Inuyasha: Hey, can you like, shut the hell up for a sec. Thanks. Now, my whole world is crashing down and...(Says quickly) I cheated on Kagome.

Miroku: (Catching it) You what!?

Inuyasha: Yup.

Miroku: And with whom may I ask?

Inuyasha: (Sighs) Kikyo.

Miroku: Inuyasha, as your friend I feel sorry for in this moment in time. However, as a person that knows you well enough to be your relative, you are the most idiotic person I have ever known to this date, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: I know. I'll just see you later Miroku.

Miroku: Where are you going?

Inuyasha: Someplace to think.

[Inuyasha goes to an open meadow where Kikyo is waiting]

Kikyo: Inuyasha, I knew you would come.

Inuyasha: Let's just get this over with...