VIII. My Experiences With Pixies
I would not be writing this masterpiece of a book if I didn't have any stories to tell about pixies! I mean, there are many memories that I have to share...like my first class at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
All those little children...all of them were SO frightened when I brought out that cage full of deadly Cornish Pixies. But not to worry! I saved the day! Obviously. I brandished my wand, said a load of spells (I can't remember which ones exactly, ha-ha!) and then I captured the pixies and put them back into their cage. I SAVED THOSE CHILDREN! Without me...who knows what would have happened?!
And then, when I was in Belgium, I was staying at a cozy little pub in the magical neighborhood. SUDDENLY, out of nowhere, a pack of pixies comes flying up and surrounds the whole pub! All of the citizens crouched in the corner while I was sent to defend the town. But was I, Gilderoy Lockhart, Defender of Justice, scared? Of course not! I was unfazed. My golden hair waved crazily (but not too crazily thanks to Madame Dame's Magical Hair Gel) in the wind thousands of pixie wings created.
I took my wand...and screamed "Expelliarmus!" Oops, no, wrong spell. Ha ha. I meant to say, "Immobulus!" Yeah, that's right. I continued shouting and pointing at numerous pixies until they were all still in the air. With the help of all the little people cowering in the pub, we put them in a large net. Then we put the net in the forest. The town, thanks to my miraculous heroism, has now been pixie-free for two weeks!
I have many more stories to share, but you don't want to hear about them do you? Oh silly me! Of COURSE you do!
Whilst I was in the French Riviera, I was sleeping in the fabulous yacht that my good wizard friend lent to me. ALL OF A SUDDEN, a pixie flew up to me and looked at me all threateningly-like! I grabbed my wand but the scoundrel had taken it! I was shocked but not in the least bit fazed! After attempting to recover my wand, but failing, I went back to sleep. I can always get another one from old Ollivander's, eh?
Well that's it for now! GASPS LOUDLY The best is yet to come! My Biography...I'll for sure win a Pulitzer for that one!
I KNOW IT'S BEEN AWHILE, BUT PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE AND I'LL GET A CHAPTER UP TOMORROW IF YOU REVIEW! THANKS!
I would not be writing this masterpiece of a book if I didn't have any stories to tell about pixies! I mean, there are many memories that I have to share...like my first class at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
All those little children...all of them were SO frightened when I brought out that cage full of deadly Cornish Pixies. But not to worry! I saved the day! Obviously. I brandished my wand, said a load of spells (I can't remember which ones exactly, ha-ha!) and then I captured the pixies and put them back into their cage. I SAVED THOSE CHILDREN! Without me...who knows what would have happened?!
And then, when I was in Belgium, I was staying at a cozy little pub in the magical neighborhood. SUDDENLY, out of nowhere, a pack of pixies comes flying up and surrounds the whole pub! All of the citizens crouched in the corner while I was sent to defend the town. But was I, Gilderoy Lockhart, Defender of Justice, scared? Of course not! I was unfazed. My golden hair waved crazily (but not too crazily thanks to Madame Dame's Magical Hair Gel) in the wind thousands of pixie wings created.
I took my wand...and screamed "Expelliarmus!" Oops, no, wrong spell. Ha ha. I meant to say, "Immobulus!" Yeah, that's right. I continued shouting and pointing at numerous pixies until they were all still in the air. With the help of all the little people cowering in the pub, we put them in a large net. Then we put the net in the forest. The town, thanks to my miraculous heroism, has now been pixie-free for two weeks!
I have many more stories to share, but you don't want to hear about them do you? Oh silly me! Of COURSE you do!
Whilst I was in the French Riviera, I was sleeping in the fabulous yacht that my good wizard friend lent to me. ALL OF A SUDDEN, a pixie flew up to me and looked at me all threateningly-like! I grabbed my wand but the scoundrel had taken it! I was shocked but not in the least bit fazed! After attempting to recover my wand, but failing, I went back to sleep. I can always get another one from old Ollivander's, eh?
Well that's it for now! GASPS LOUDLY The best is yet to come! My Biography...I'll for sure win a Pulitzer for that one!
I KNOW IT'S BEEN AWHILE, BUT PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE AND I'LL GET A CHAPTER UP TOMORROW IF YOU REVIEW! THANKS!