Miroku: Where is Inuyasha. He should have been here by now.
Inuyasha: (Panting) Mi-Miroku. What's up?
Miroku: Inuyasha, I think you need to know the value of time. Why are you panting?
Inuyasha: Kikyo, Kikyo is after me. And she's pissed.
Miroku: We must make haste.
Kikyo: INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: Fuck, it's her.
Miroku: Let's get out of here.
Kikyo: Take this Inuyasha! (Shoots magical arrow)
Inuyasha: Aww shit! (Dodges arrow)
Kikyo: INUYASHA!!
Miroku: WIND TUNNEL!
Kikyo: (Girly Scream)
Miroku: (Closes wind tunnel) That will slow her down.
Inuyasha: Let's go.
(Miroku and Inuyasha leave)
Sango: Did you get him?
Kikyo: Sango!? No, I didn't.
Sango: I'll get him then. Come Kirara. (Climbs on Kirara) I'll be back Kikyo.
(Sango Leaves)
Kikyo: Okay...
[Elsewhere...]
Inuyasha: We need to find what's up with the women around here.
Miroku: What's wrong?
Inuyasha: All the women I have seen are turning-Uhh!
Miroku: Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: What the hell do you want brother?
Sess: I have no time for you puppy.
Inuyasha: I don't give a damn. In a sec, you won't have any time left on this earth.
Miroku: SEAL SCROLL!
Sess: Hmph, your weak human magic won't work on me.
Inuyasha: RAAAAAaaaaa!!!!
Sess: Ha.
(Cuts Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Uh-uh-uhh...
Miroku: INUYASHA!!!
Sess: You're next.
Inuyasha: Don't...count me out just yet bitch.
Sess: You're still alive?! You're a more arrogant puppy than I thought.
Inuyasha: Yeah, but this puppy's got a mean bite.
Clang
Sess: You can't defeat me Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Wanna bet on that?
Sess: Hmph.
Inuyasha: WIND SCAR!!
Sess: What power. AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh...
Inuyasha: Miroku, let's go. He won't be bothering us for a while.
[Up Above...]
Sango: INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: What...the...fuck?
(Sango hits Miroku)
Miroku: Uhh.
Inuyasha: Why did you hit him?
Sango: I felt like it. Come with Inuyasha. Kikyo wants something.
Inuyasha: Kikyo got you? Damn. Sorry, but have business to take care of.
Sango: (Clocks Inuyasha on the head) Yeah right.
[Later...]
Inuyasha: What the hell happened?
Kikyo: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Kikyo!?
Kikyo: You had a baby Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: What do you mean had?
Kikyo: I seduced you for one reason; I have a baby for Sango and I.
Inuyasha: WHAT!!!!
Kikyo: Yes.
Inuyasha: You are so dead bitch.
Kikyo: How can you kill the mother of your daughter Kiyasha?
Inuyasha: One, people do it all the time, and two, you are a two-timin', motherfucking lesbian slut that needs her head detached, the old fashion way.
Kikyo: You're cruel Inuyasha, but don't worry, you'll be out of the picture really soon. (Charges up)
Inuyasha: I really liked you Kikyo, but something happened,
Kikyo: What?
Inuyasha: You became a dick.
Kikyo: DIE INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: Sure you tell me to die, but what does your heart say?
Kikyo: DIE! (Shoots arrow)
Inuyasha: (Dodges arrow) Not this shit again. You can't hurt me Kikyo.
Kikyo: We'll see. (Fires again)
Inuyasha: Get some new tricks bitch. (Blocks arrow) I know I did. BACKLASH WAVE.
Kikyo: Ahhhhhh...
Sango: KIKYO! You bastard. You'll pay for this. KIRARA!
Inuyasha: No chance. WIND SCAR!
Sango: AHHHHHhhhhhhh...
Inuyasha: Both of you are still alive, I know. Let this be a lesson.
Kikyo: Damn you Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: And I'm taking my child too.
[In town...]
Miroku: Inuyasha. Who's that?
Inuyasha: My child.
Miroku: Ch-Child!?
Inuyasha: Yes Miroku child.
Miroku: When, with whom, tell me.
Inuyasha: I don't have to tell you anything Miroku. Now stop bothering me.
Miroku: Sorry.
Inuyasha: What's that. (Points to a distant building.)
Miroku: Hmm, I have no clue we should check it out.
Inuyasha: Yeah...