Chibiichan: *O* WHOEVER SENT THAT STUPID REVIEW ABOUT HOW MUCH I SUCK WOULD SOO GET THEIR A** KICKED IF I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE!!!!
Tsukasa: your scaring me Chibiichan... =-=;;
Chibiichan: *O* AND I'LL PUT AS MANY FACES AS I WANT TO!!! RAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsukasa: *is being blown away by the rage* O-O!
DUED the pet dragon: *O*!!!!!! *burns random people* ROAR!!!
Tsukasa: *is being blown away AND burned by the rage* @-@
Chibiichan + DUED: *go off to torment random people until they find the reviewers* *O*
RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! // ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!
Pyromaniac: *poking burnt Tsukasa with a stick* poke, poke....^-^
Random voice from nowhere: read 6.1 if you follow Naruto....
read 6.2 if you don't follow....
disclaimer: I no own Naruto or nothing .....sigh....
######## 6.1 ########
You casually brush off some rotten banana peels as bystanders stare strangely at you.
Bystander: O.o?
You: WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?!!
Bystander: --meep!*runs away*
You gotta get to Naruto! There's something crappy going on here, and you think Mizuki's behind it!! It has to be Mizuki, who can sneer like that and not be evil? And you think you saw a booger hanging out his nose...
You run in the direction that your Naruto senses tell you and you end up at the Hokage's place!
Crap, not the old geezer's place! For the strongest shinobi in the village, he doesn't look as cool as he should look. Sigh...
You look up and see Naruto step through his window.
Double crap! You've got to get up there!
You hear a scream and look inside. A stream of blood is on the walls and ceiling leading to the Hokage's nose... Something tells you you're glad you missed this part...
-Naruto-
Naruto: Hah! Got it!
He picks up a large ninja scroll and jumps out of there.
-back to you-
The Hokage was getting up.
((oh crap! gotta get out of here!))
Hokage: ...cute one? *heart eyes*
You: *eye twitches convulsively* -_o /-_-/ -_o/ -_-/ -_o
Hokage: *heart eyes* is that you cute one??
You: *TWIIIIIITCH* EEEEEEEK!!!!!!
Hokage: My ears!! *faints again*
You: *shudder...* remind me never to come here ever again...
You head for the forest in the direction of Naruto's scent.
[Chibiichan: Yes, you memorized Naruto's scent. Who wouldn't?
Tsukasa: Let me think, any normal person?
Chibiichan: Never-mind him, just keep reading. And ignore any pummeling sounds you hear in the background.
Tsukasa: o-o;;]
You find yourself in the forest again.
((Not this place! The stupid spiders are here!))
Something drops on your head.
You: EEEK!! Get it out! Getitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitout!!!!
You run around like a MADWOMAN. Trying to get the stupid thing out of your hair.
You: EEEEK!! *WHAM!* --ouchies...@-@
You now have a huge red splotch all over your beautiful face thanks to the stupid tree that stupid got in your stupid way.
You: @_@
-back at the village-
Mizuki: Iruka! Somehow Naruto found out about and stolen the secret manuscript!! I bet that -whatever her stupid name is has something to do with it!!
Iruka:!!
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Hokage: *to the people* It was stolen half a day ago. We have to find them!!
All the ninja-dudes do a cool speedy jump thing!
-back to you-
You: Achoo!!
You're covered in mud and dirt because you stayed there the whole night.
Isn't there a thing that if somebody's thinking bad about you, you sneeze?
You: ACHOO!!
Yep. -_-;;
Oh my gosh!! It's morning?!!!
Wait...stop talking to yourself, of course it's morning! You know: the sun, the morning dew....
...You still have that stupid red mark on your face....
You: TOTAL need of shower here! *sploosh!*
Rain pours on you from out of nowhere.
You:*soaking wet* What the??
"THERE YOU ARE!"
You: GAH!! O.O*face plant*
Iruka: * picks you up by the collar of your shirt* \ - /
You: *dangling by your neck* HEY! LET GO OF ME!!\ o /
Iruka: *not listening* WHERE"S NARUTO?? \ o /
You: WOULD YOU STOP TALKING SO LOUD?!!! I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU!!! O
Iruka: oh. o.O;;;
*pause*
*more pause*
Iruka:((o.O;;;))
You: ...are you going to let go yet or are we going to just stand here as someone else finds Naruto?
Iruka: *snaps back to reality* WHERE'S NARUTO???
You: ...here we go again.... .
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Random volunteer-guy: Since Miss Chibiichan is of doing some 'business'--
*screaming and burning is heard in the background*
Random volunteer-guy: --I will be in her place. She left a note. It says
" SORRYsorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry (did I mention sorry?) I LOVE reviews! Just not mean ones...*sniff* ...they're just jealous *sniff*....T-T"
*more screaming and burning is heard in the background*
*Chibiichan: DIE YOU FIENDS!! BURN!! Tsukasa: @-@*
Random volunteer-guy: o_O;;
=========6.2========
You get out of the dumpster and run straight home knocking people over.
Gotta get home!! This place is freaking me out!! Stupid trash, stupid trees, stupid NARUTO!! Why am I HERE??!!!
Your speed amazes even you, but you're having an episode right now so you can't worry about that.
You enter your room all beautifully cool/sad like and dump yourself on the bed....
hitting the backboard.
You: Wha-?
You wake up to find yourself in your own room...
-that's now empty.
What the CRAP??!!! WHERE'S YOUR NARUTO STUFF????
Parent: Oh my gosh! You're home!!
You: WHERE'S MY STUFF????
Parent: You were gone so long that we thought you were dead and since we didn't have your body....well, we cremated your stuff instead.
*even BIGGER dramatic scene than before*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT_____TT
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Pyromaniac: I can't BELIEVE you read this one!! Aren't you just a tiny bit curious?
Audience who read 6.2: ...
Pyromaniac: oh. By the way, Chibiichan left another note. It says
" Sorry for the lengthy update. I was grounded....T-T --But I was able to make a longer chappie! ^ - ^ I've got a tight schedule :
Free reign on computer: Tue. Thurs. Sat. That's 3 out of 7!! That's like...less than half!!!
What I'd give for my own computer: "PLEASE-oh-please-oh-please-oh-please-oh-please-oh-please-oh-please!!!"/___\
So you guys can expect at least 1 chapter a week, 'Kay?
Hugs! Yeah and Kaiyuga is now my FAVORITE reviewer!!! ^-^ GO KAIYUGA!!!
--Chibiichan ^ - ^ "
Audience: *total depression* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pyromaniac: calm down....^-^;;;
Audience: *huff puff huff* \ - /
Pyromaniac: Phew! /__\
Audience: *big breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not so random dude from the audience: REVIEW!! --or I'll send, uh --or I'll send, uh... --ah forget it, just review!
flames may or may not contribute to the burning of...stuff.
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