Chibiichan: Whoo!!
Tsukasa: What?
Chibiichan: I haven't been too lazy to write 7 chapters! ^-^
Tsukasa: *ponders* Oh!! You're right!!
Chibiichan: YEAH!!^ _ ^...wait, were you just calling me lazy?=-=
Tsukasa: uh,--um.... ^-^;;*runs away*
Chibiichan: *chases after him* YOU WERE CALLING ME LAZY WEREN'T YOU??!!! ^O^
they chase each other around the room knocking things down
Narrator-dude: oh boy, not again... better not mention Batman...O-O--oh crap!!
Chibiichan + Tsukasa: WE DON'T OWN BATMAN!!!*start coming his way*
Narrator-dude: AAAHH!!! *jumps out of the way
--right through the window*
CRASH!!!!!!!
Chibiichan: *looks out window* You think he's okay Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: I dunno. Let's go down there and poke him with a stick!
Chibiichan: Okay! ^-^
both go down to the front yard
Chibiichan: poke...poke...^ _ ^
Narrator-dude: *batmen float around his head* @-@
disclaimer: Chibiichan doesn't own nothing but this plot.
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You are currently being annoyed by the same question over and over.
Iruka: WHERE'S NARUTO???
You: I DON'T KNOW!!! HE'S PROBABLY GETTING HIS BUTT KICKED BY MIZUKI RIGHT NOW!!
Iruka: Mizuki?
You: YES!!!
Iruka: I'll be off then. *puff of smoke*
You sit in the middle of the stupid forest stupidly knowing what would stupidly happen.
Iruka: *comes back* um...where's Naruto?
You: GAH!! Just follow me!
You lead him in the direction of Naruto's not-so-fresh-breath-scent of beef flavored Ramen noodles.
Naruto is just ahead.
You: There's Naruto. NOW STOP ASKING!
Iruka: thanks.*runs over*
Naruto is sitting there in all his tired-magnificent-marvelous-breathtaking-wonderfulness huffing and puffing. Drooooool........
You run over and hear that particular whizzing sound, not the sound you make in the bathroom--unless you had that kind of problem...
Iruka pushes the both of you to the side and he gets hit with a LOT of kunai.
Mizuki: *on a tree branch* Heh.
Naruto: Wha-? What is this?
You: *blush* Yeah!! We'd like to know here!
Iruka: Get out of here! Mizuki just wants to get that scroll!
Naruto: *goes all heroic* Rrg.
Naruto's SOOO cool!!
Mizuki: Naruto, even if you've read it, it will still be meaningless! I can show you what it means!
Iruka: ! SHUT UP YOU FOOL!
This is so familiar... you just can't put your finger on it...
Mizuki: You...know what really happened in the incident where the fox demon was sealed up again twelve years ago, don't you?
Wait a second... you're getting there... it's on the tip of your tongue!
Mizuki: Since that incident... the people of our village have been bound by the strictest decree.
Naruto: I don't remember any decree...
Mizuki: You wouldn't. Part of that decree was that everyone would know about it except you!
Come on!! You know this one!! It's right in front of you!
Naruto: ...Except me..?! ...Why not me? What law are you talking about?
Mizuki: hahahaha
Naruto: WHAT? What was the decree? What?
Mizuki: That no one must ever tell you... that what you really are... is the d--
You: I GOT IT!! THIS IS THE SCENE WHERE YOU TELL HIM THAT HE'S THE DEMON FOX, RIGHT??!!
Mizuki: Gah! *falls off branch*
Naruto: WHAT?
Aw CRAP!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH???
You stand there gaping your big yap as everybody stares at you.
Everybody: O_O
Mizuki: *tries to get back up the tree, fails, and settles for the less dramatic ground* Hrrm-hrm. As I was saying....
In other words, you... are the nine-tailed fox spirit that destroyed the village!!! Didn't you think it was strange to be despised everywhere you went?
Iruka: *spasm* STOP IT!!
You: *pats Iruka's back* ^-^;;;;;;;
Mizuki: If he were honest, even noble Iruka would admit he hates you too!!
Iruka: ((Naruto!))
Naruto: *EXTREMELY-COOL-ANGER-THINGY!* CRAPPITY-CRAP-CRAP-CRAP-CRAP-CRAP!!!!!
Iruka is having a flash-back thingy, except it's of Naruto, which really makes you wonder. And Mizuki is going all slow-mo on everything. AND Naruto is still doing his 'CRAPPITY-CRAP-CRAP' thing over there...
--so you bask in all the total coolness of it all and drink a cola you brought in your backpack. ^ _____________^
*slurp*
Iruka is still having that Naruto flashback.
*slurp*
Mizuki's half way there.... You wonder if you can slurp in slow-mo too. Let's try!
*slu-u-u-u-u-u-u-urp*
Cool!! ^-^ Naruto is still doing his 'CRAPPITY-CRAP-CRAP' thing....
*drooool...slurp*
You wonder how a person can drool and slurp at the same time and look at your watch. How long does this scene take again?
*slurp*
The scene goes into fast forward and your drink can practically goes down your throat.
THUKK!!
You somehow pull the whole can out and see Iruka with a HUGE shuriken right in his back!! OWCH!
Iruka is shielding Naruto!! ^ ___ ^ Awww how sweet!
Naruto: ...what?
Iruka goes into yet another flashback.
Mizuki: So~o~o you wanna play go fish?
You: Wha-!? um...sure....o_O?
Iruka: ....clown.....attention...
You: Got any fives?
Mizuki: Ha! Go fish.
You: darn...
Iruka: ....wanted.....notice....proud...
Naruto: *still in frozen shock* O-O
Mizuki: Got any queens?
You: Nope. Go fish.
Mizuki: Darn...
Iruka: need.....tricks....respect....
You: got any threes?
Iruka: Man! here.*tosses card*
You: Whoo! I win!
Mizuki: Play 2 out of 3?
Iruka: *cries* I know that Naruto. I was so hard on you, yelling, scolding... it must have hurt...
You: Wait a sec. Gotta get this one. * takes picture* ((I could use this for later!....Heeheehee!)) ^ ___ ^
Naruto runs off.
Mizuki: well... I guess this is my cue!
Iruka: I'm waiting...the blade in my back is hurting!!
Mizuki: Hold on a sec!! Gotta get into the groove! *does various stretches*
You: Oh please. -.-;
Mizuki: *clears throat* Heh heh heh. What a pity... But I'm afraid, once Naruto sets his mind on something, he can't be dissuaded. He's going to use the scroll to take his revenge on the village!!
Iruka: *examines fingernails* hum-de-dumm...Oh yeah. --rrg!
You: *slurp* ^-^
Mizuki: Did you see that look in your protege's eyes? THOSE WERE THE EYES OF THE DEMON FOX!
Iruka: *finally pulls out the huge blade...thingy* AAUuU-uH
You: *BELCH!*
Others: o_O
You: 'scuse me. Don't mind me keep going. *slurp*
Iruka: -_-; You...don't know...Naruto...at all...
Mizuki: -_-;; I don't have to know the boy to kill him!! It's the scroll I'm after now. I'll finish you later. *somehow says all that while jumping at high speed*
Iruka: ((You can TRY....... and how do you slurp in slow motion??)) *goes after him*
*long pause*
You: O~O~O~O~H JUST LEAVE ME HERE WHY DON'T YA!?? *stomps off*
- back at the village-
Hokage: *all wise and old-like* At last, I found it in the crystal...So, at the very moment my teachers found him... Mizuki spoke, revealing all... --well it was the 'CUTE ONE' but....*drool..... ^----------^
-back to you-
You: *sudden COMPLETE and totally painful convulsive SPASM* AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! xOx
-back to Hokage-
Hokage: ....*drool* --what was I saying? Oh yeah....driving Naruto over the edge...blah-blah-blah.....burst forth from its mystic bounds....yada-yada ...terrible possibility ..BLAH...unleash his nine-tailed power..--NOW BACK TO DROOLING!! ^ ________________ ^ ((cute one....!))
-back to the painful-gagging-of-throw-uppy-horror-
You: * even BIGGER complete and totally painful convulsive SPASM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xOx!!!!!!!!
-back to Naruto-
Naruto is dashing through the trees all cool like! You drool in your sleep.
-you-
You: xOx *drool.... ^-^*
-Naruto-
'Iruka': Quickly!! Give me the scroll!! It's what Mizuki's after!!
Naruto lands on a branch and uses the momentum of his direction to propel himself against Iruka, knocking Iruka into the ground. Naruto slumps backwards because he is tired.
Iruka: ....what's wrong Naruto?
ONG!
Mizuki: HOW'D YOU KNOW I WASN'T IRUKA?!
ONG!!
'Naruto': Because I am!!
Mizuki: *sneer*....I see...
-to you-
You're STILL having that stupid SPASM!! WHAT IN THE CRAP IS CAUSING IT??!!! YOU'RE MISSING THE BEST PART BY NOW!!!
-to Hokage-
Hokage: *droooooool.......* ^ ____ ^ *has a certain daydream of you and him running through a field...*
*drooool.....* ^__________________^ ((Cu~u~u~u~u~te o~o~o~one.......^ - ^))
-to you-
You: *convulsive disorder-spasm-TWIIIITCH-seizure-migraine-epileptic fit-paroxysm-twinge-attack!*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X___X
^V^V^V^V^V^V^
Pyromaniac: Half the town is burning and you're poking Narrator-dude with a stick?
Chibiichan: Yep! ^ - ^ *continues to poke* ...poke...poke...
Pyromaniac: ....
* sounds of DUED eating people are heard in the background*
Chibiichan: *totally oblivious* ...poke...poke... ^ - ^
Pyromaniac: .....
Chibiichan: *absentmindedly* ...look at the pretty smoke.... ^-^...poke.
Pyromaniac: .....
Tsukasa: *runs back out with a suspicious container* Chibiichan! I found that gasoline you wanted!
Chibiichan: Pour it on!!
Pyromaniac: o_O?!
Tsukasa: *splashes it onto unconscious Narrator-dude* ^ ___ ^
Pyromaniac: I don't think that's such a good idea....O-O
Chibiichan: *lights a match* Remember kids, don't try this at home!! ^ _____ ^ *tosses match*
Narrator-dude:*bursts into flames* *wakes up* Huh?---O_O!! *runs around like a madman* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Pyromaniac: *eyes in the distance* fiiire......*drool*
Narrator-dude: *rolls around frantically* STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!! *flames put out*
....@-@
Chibiichan: Now why'd you go and make the pretty fire go away? *takes out more matches*
Narrator-dude: O_O! AAAAAHHHH!!! *runs off*
Chibiichan: WAIT! COME BACK!! C'MON TSUKASA! *chases after*
Tsukasa: *takes gasoline can* Coming!
Pyromaniac: .....
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