Chibiichan: OOH!! ^ _______^
Tsukasa: What is it this time? -_-;;
Chibiichan: I got all these reviews overnight, and they were like, SOO nice! ^ ______ ^
Audience: *all cute-like* Awww!
Tsukasa: ((I'm surrounded by girls...)) -_-;;;;
Chibiichan: YEAH!! Oh and by the way, for those of you who didn't get why you got those
spasms....*clears throat* ((how should I say this?)) Hokage was having some.....'thoughts' about you. ^.^;;;;;;;
Audience: *GASP!!*
Tsukasa: ((...I'm surrounded by pervs..))=_=;;;
Chibiichan: This will cheer you up! ^.^ *throws curtains back dramatically*
Audience: *GASP!!!!!*
Chibiichan: It's my all new clone machine!! ^ ___ ^ Who wants one?!
Tsukasa: Where'd you get a clone machine?
Chibiichan: I have…..connections…. ^ _ ^
Audience: *tramples over each other as they run towards Chibiichan* MIIINE!!
Tsukasa: *being run over* @-@
Chibiichan: AAAAND THEY'RE CHIBIS!! ^ _________ ^
Audience: *considering homicide* MIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!! *super light speed running*
Chibiichan: TOO FAST!! RUN!!!! *is trampled over* @o@
CRASH!!!!!!!!
Chibiichan: *looks up* Oh no!
Audience member: *sniff* They cwashed and bwoke the purty machine! / O \
The smell of fire and smoke burn your eyes.
Everyone: *various dramatic poses* *giant spotlight*
Tsukasa: ((here it comes....)) *covers ears*
Everyone: NOoOoOoooOOOooOOoOOO-OooOoOo *gasp-gasp-gasp* --
OoOOOOOOooOoOOo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random guy from a couple chapters ago: The fic's starting now.
--disclaimer: I cry over the fact that I do not own Naruto. You cry over the fact that I'll never get
those Naruto goodies to you. *all together* WAAAAH!!! /O\
((((^.^))))
You: *still having the SPASM of DOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! @-@
-To Hokage-
Hokage: *looks at clock* Well what do you know? It's my nap time! *takes nap*
-To you-
You: *GASP-GASP* *gets up* IT'S a MIRACLE!!!
You look around and see nothing but trees. (what did ya expect? a castle or something??)
WHERE ARE THEY??!!!! You gotta get there or you'll miss the best part! / o \
-To Naruto-
Naruto is behind a tree and clutching the scroll.
Mizuki: *all evil...ish* Hee-hee-hee-hee! So noble! Saving your parents' murderer...and for what?
what happens if we let him live?
Iruka: *all good...ish* Then maybe the scroll is sage from a complete scumbag.
Mizuki: *still all evil...ish* You're a fool. Naruto and I are two of a kind.
-To you-
You: *running around frantically* WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS??!!! Naruto! Where are YOU!?!?
-to Naruto-
Naruto: *twitch* -_=;??
-To you-
You: *checking behind every tree in sight* NARUTOOO!!!! Are you here?---No. Are you here??---No. Are you here???-----No! Are you he---
-To Naruto-
Naruto: *twitch-twitch-twitch* =_O;;??
-To whatever important things we might of missed-
Mizuki: You were right to despise him...
Naruto:((!)) *GRRR* ((Huh! So, it's true.... Iruka-sensei really holds me......in contempt.
Iruka: --Maybe I do hate the fox.... But not Naruto. Not the boy.
Naruto: OoO
Iruka: For him, I have nothing but respect. He's an excellent student.
-to you-
How much time has passed?!?!?!?? I don't care! I'll just pick a random direction and run for it!!
You make a mad dash so fast that you practically cast a whirlwind of leaves behind you! MAN!! Maybe you should get off of chocolate for a while....
-to Naruto-
Iruka: ....He works with all his might... But sometimes even so, he's awkward, clumsy... people have mocked and shunned him...
Naruto: (( GET ON WITH IT!!))
Iruka: And it's given him empathy. He knows what it is to be in pain. That boy is no longer your demon fox!!
Naruto: *sob!*
Iruka: He is... A citizen of Konohagakure Village... Uzumaki Naruto!!
Naruto: *just POURS out tears*
-to you-
WHEW!! There's your baby!! *notices him crying* ....Naruto? *worried....but not worried enough to take a quick picture!!* You hide high above on a branch. Amazing how high you can jump ain't it? ^.^
- you're all together! such a nice happy....killing...but happy family!!-
Mizuki: .....! AWWW! That is so sweet! Just hearing you say so makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!!
DANG! YOU JUST WANT TO TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!!! .....but he's a lot stronger than you so you'll just stay in this nice safe tree.....
Iruka: *winces in pain*
Mizuki: Well, Iruka... I had planned to save you for last... but sometimes things just don't work out the way you plan... so.... *pulls out the giant shuriken* SAY GOODBYE!!
WHOOSH
Mizuki is yelling and spinning his blade at top speed towards Iruka.
Iruka: *smiles* ((so this is it....))
WHAT THE CRAP?? Why's he smiling?!? Doesn't he see that huge blade-thingy coming at him?!?!?
WHRRRR
Oh NOO!! Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no----
---Naruto does an almighty kick from NOWHERE and knocks down Mizuki !
O_O Oh yeah.... forgot that was supposed to happen...hee hee. ^.^;;;;
Naruto: KEEP away from Master Iruka ....or I'LL KILL YOU!!
Mizuki: Loudmouth brat!! I can kill you with one blow!!
You: *DROOOOL.....* *take pictures like a harebrained LUNATIC*
Naruto: Bring it on, you big dick!! Anything you throw at me I'll give back times a thousand!
Mizuki: YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRY, LITTLE FOX!
Iruka: !!
You: (( Oh no!! I think I ran out of film!!)) *cries rain*
( Your whole computer screen is now filled with hundreds of hundreds of Naruto. Please don't kill yourself by trying to break through. You wouldn't be able to review if that happened. Thank you. ^-^)
You: *Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll..............*
*almost faints dead away as Naruto clones completely surround you*
^ __________________________________________________________________________ ^
( Yessss.... I am a good authoress....Yessss.....)
Naruto clones: So? Come and get it! *pummel the crap outta Mizuki*
Mizuki: *squeaky high girly voice* AAAIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *gets the crap pummeled outta him*
Naruto clones: *disappear*
NOOOOO!!! Your dream come true vanished in just a few seconds!! TTOTT *river of tears*
-to Hokage-
The village ninjas are all spazzing out.
Hokage: *to villagers* Don't worry. We have nothing to fear. ((As long as Cute One is HERE!!)) *heart eyes*
-back to you-
NOOOOOO!!! *cough-sputter-cough* *river of puke* ((WHY me??)) *puke-gag-hurl*
-to Naruto-
Naruto: May I?
Iruka: yes!
Naruto: *opens eyes* *the sun is shining on him all cool like*
(audience: *in the midst of dramatic scene* -ooooooooo- drool ^-^--OoOoooOoOOOo---)
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Chibiichan: *gasp-gasp* MAN what stamina you guys have!
Audience: -OOOooOoOoOOoOooOOOooooOOOoOooOooOOoo----!!!
Tsukasa: *nods*
Chibiichan: MAN!! I REALLYreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally--
Tsukasa: --GET TO THE POINT!!
Chibiichan: ---wait a second *ahem*-- reallyreallyreally tried to make this one funny.....BUT it's HARD!! Why don't you try writing 2 story lines at once!! *huff huff*
Tsukasa: Stop complainin' No one else has yet....
Chibiichan: ....what do you mean yet?
Tsukasa: um...uh....gotta go!! *runs off*
Chibiichan: GET BACK HERE!!! *chases after him*
Random guy from the top of the page: Yeah.....you can go now.
Audience: ---OOOOooOOOOOoooOooOoOOOooo---Oh? Alright...*mumbles* *leaves*
REVIEW!!! Or the curse immune frying pans will get you!! MWAHAHAHAHA*coughcough* HAHAHA!!! now I'm tired...*snore*