Chibiichan: What's up my homie Gs?
Tsukasa: Wha-? O-O
Chibiichan: Nothin's wrong in the get up funk DOG! Just checkin out my new BLING-BLING! shows empty fist
Tsukasa: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHIBIICHAN?!!!
Chibiichan: returns to normal Huh? I'm Chibiichan…. -.-;;
Tsukasa: Wuh….? What was that?!
Chibiichan: What was what? stares at him confused
Tsukasa: waves hands in the air all crazy What was with the BLING homie stuff you were just doing a minute ago?
Chibiichan: I think you've finally lost it, Tsukasa...
Tsukasa: WHAT?! I didn't lose anything!! YOU'RE the one who's lost it!
Chibiichan: .....
Tsukasa: ?
Chibiichan: Wassup? o
Tsukasa:
Chibiichan: I got me a new microphone!! Wanna see? shows empty fist
Audience: ......
Chibiichan: YEAH you better stare in awe over my beautiful microphone! O
Audience: ......
Pyromaniac: I think that all those spasms you gave them knocked their brains out.
Audience: ......
Chibiichan: gasp Really?? Let's see....waves hands in front of their faces
Audience: ......drool
Chibiichan: AAAHH!!! Without my precious audience, I'm DOOMED!!! OoO
Tsukasa:
Pyromaniac: =-=;;;
Chibiichan: all heroic I'll save them!! Pyro' , take care of them while I fetch some new brains!! runs off
Pyromaniac: --but, how am I-??
Chibiichan: is gone -
Pyromaniac: .....
Audience member: slumps over drool -o-
Pyromaniac: oh man.....
Disclaimer = I don't own Naruto, you and definitely NOT Kaiyuga's curse immune frying pans. .;;;
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It's an all new day! So why don't we just make a little visit over to your new neighbor's house??
You jump out of bed and quickly change out of your kitty pajamas. (Mreeoww! o) Now you've got to do your hair....
You: looks in mirror OO?!?
Just LOOK at your HAIR!!! It's.....pink. PINK?!?!?!? NO WAY are you gonna look like Sakura!!!
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Sakura: off somewhere else ACHOO!!
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You're having a screaming FIT over this factor.
You: NOOOnonononNOnononoNOO!! WHY on earth did you have to have PINK??? It could have been at LEAST blonde or jet black!! rambles on
You're running (and I mean like SUPERSPEED) around the room....right into that wall over there....ouch.
You: -
-at Naruto's house-
Naruto is going through his morning routine. He looks in the mirror putting those perfect goggles on his handsome forehead of his.....(drool wanders through the pages of my graphic novel aimlessly)
(Tsukasa: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!smashes Chibiichan's face in Chibiichan: OOOWWW!!!! Tsukasa: Aren't you supposed to be fetching some brains right about now? Chibiichan: Oh Yeah! leaves)
Naruto notices his hitai-ate (headband that he got earlier, remember?).
-later....-
You're all at your convenient public village ninja school!! BRING IT ON!!! You're so lucky! Now just how do you think you got the seat behind Naruto-kun? Hmmm....
(cough I'm your favoritecough)
Some kid: Naruto! What are you doing here? Class today is for the students who didn't fail!
Naruto: What?! Can't you see the headband?!
You see a shock of pink hair....
You: bad thoughts
Sakura: ACHOO!! sneezes all over Naruto
Naruto: lub-dub LUB-DUB lub-dub
WHAT?!?!? NO WAY HE'S YOURS!!! BACK OFF GIRL!!!!
Sakura: Naruto, MOVE IT! I'm trying to get around you!!
Both you and Naruto look around and see....
Sakura: ...huh? Where's my Sasuke?? tears starts looking around his desk frantically
You feel soft breaths behind your neck and turn around.
Sasuke: tries not to blush clears throat ....hi?
You: GAH!! falls over ((SASUKE?!?!?!?))
Naruto: ?!?!?!?!? tries to sort this out but is completely blank ---Wha?
Sakura: faints dead away X=X
After all the commotion the whole rest of the class looks your way.
You: still on the floor ....um, uh....ummm
Sasuke:back at his seat .... stares ahead
Naruto: tends to Sakura Are you okay??
You look over to see Naruto desperately trying to help Sakura. WHY THAT LITTLE---!! Who does she think she IS?! Trying to take your man! OH you're gonna--!!! gets up and balls fist
Iruka: LISTEN UP CLASS!!!
You: falls over again == ((does he have to yell so much?))
Iruka: We are gonna split all of you into 3 man cells, but since there is an uneven number of you there will be a 4 man cell! You will be assigned a Jônin, a more senior ninja who will coach and guide you as you become familiar with your assignments.
Sasuke: (( 3 man cells? Sounds like 2 too many.....but)) blush
Sakura: (( PERFECT!! I know they'll team me up with Sasuke!!))
Sasuke: ACHOO!
Naruto: ((So long as I'm partnered with Sakura...I'll take anybody else, EXCEPT Sasuke!!))
You: (( %enter various thoughts here .%))
Naruto: ACHOO!!
Heheh.
!$!
Pryo': Chibiichan gave me a bunch of note cards 'for any situation' Yes, even when she is off finding new brains. clears throat " SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!! T-T I didn't mean to take so long!"
Tsukasa: Lazy bum.
Pyro': " AND I AM NOT LAZY TSUKASA!!"
Tsukasa: --WHA??
Pyro': When I meant 'any situation' I meant 'any situation'
Tsukasa: pulls out note cards clears throat " YEP! I'm so smart!! EEEEEW, this brain is sticky!!"
Pyro': ......
Tsukasa: " What? I trust him too! ....wait a sec.... o.O EEEEWWW!!!"
Pyro': oO?
Tsukasa:"sorrychaptersoshortbutIgottagosospreadthewordaboutmystoryandIhopeIcangetyasomeg-oodbrains!! I'monsugarhighcan'tyoutell??huh?huhuhuhuhuhuhu--" And I'm just gonna stop =-=;;
Random guy: "please review o"