Note card: "Hello from the place of icky brains!!! EEW! I got some reviews!! D D XD . I'll TRY to work that stuff out for ya! EWW!!! This brain won't stop sl-sli-slipping! OH NO!! ::splat:: ...oops."
Pyro: Sooooo I guess I'm still the replacement.
Tsukasa: Haha
Note card: ::spontaneously explodes::
Tsukasa: ::burnt to a crisp:: ::coughs smoke:: Let's just get on with the fic. ::faints::
Pyro: ::pokes Tsukasa with a stick:: We DON'T own Naruto or anything referenced in this story.
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You're in class....SITTING BETWEEN THE CUTEST BOYS EVER!!!! And if you're lucky, you'll be teamed up with BOTH of them!! As long as Sakura's not in it.....::enter various thoughts here::
'Lovelies': ACHOO!
Iruka: ::has been through selecting 6 cells already:: Next, Cell # 7. Haruno Sakura...
Iruka: Uzumaki Naruto...
Naruto: WOO-HOO!
You: ((...crap.--wait, did Naruto just-?!)) ::fume::
Sasuke: ....
Iruka: Uchiha Sasuke...
Sakura: OH YEAH!!!
Naruto: ((....BUMMER))
Iruka: and....
You: ::fingers crossed:: (( OH pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!!!))
Iruka: ....uh, what was her name again? Wait, I got it on the tip of my tongue...
You: GAH!! ::faints::
Iruka: Oh yeah! She is ::enter your wonderful most lucky name here!::
Sakura: Grr! (( Not HER!!))
Sasuke: :: MAJOR BLUSH::
({:: a/n: don't you just love me?::})
You: ::springs back to life:: OOOH YEAH!!!! ::victory dance::
Naruto: Master Iruka!! What were you thinking of saddling a most excellent shinobi like myself...with that LOSER?!
Iruka: ::stern:: ....of the 28 of you, Sasuke has the best grades, Naruto. You would be the bottom of the class. The idea is to balance your different strengths....THAT'S why you ended up together!
Sasuke: ::still facing forward:: Hmm...Try to keep up.... DUNCE!
Naruto: Grrrrr. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Sakura: JUST KNOCK IT OFF NARUTO! ::starts bashing Naruto's head in::
Naruto: Ow ow ow ow ow!
You: ::yanks Sakura's hair:: HANDS OFF!!
Sasuke: ::sigh....:: - -;
&(&Later that day...&(&
-Naruto-
Naruto is sitting on a balcony eating a rice ball yelling to who knows what.
Naruto: SASUKE IS SUCH A JERK!!! ((and Sakura...)) There just has to an upside to this.... I've got it! ::smirk::
-Sasuke-
Sasuke is eating his lunch casually like he has no care in the world....and you're spying on him! Mweheheh....
You are hiding behind a tree just a few meters away, taking some nice snapshots of him eating. You SO want to just glomp him!!! He's so dreamy....
The scene turns pinkish and bubbles float around. Nothing but Sasuke and you are showing. You gather your courage and walk over, blushing and holding your camera as if a teddy bear.
You: Um...Sasuke? ::blush::
Sasuke: Hm? ::smiles::
You: -uh, would you mind taking a picture with me?
Sasuke: ::places his lunch aside:: ::smiles:: Sure! Anything for such a lovely as yourself. -
You: ::BLUSH:: Okay!
Sasuke places his arm around your waste and pulls you closer to him. He gently takes you camera and holds it out in front the both of you.
Sasuke: ...ready?
You: uh-hhn ::nods::
You place your head upon his chest and wrap your own arm around his waist.
Sasuke: Smile!
Sasuke puts his finger on the button and presses.
Sasuke: BURP!
You: -Wha???
The pink quickly fades away and all the bubbles pop. You're still hiding behind the tree and Sasuke is still eating.
Sasuke: oh, excuse me. ::wipes his mouth::
DARN THOSE STUPID DREAM SEQUENCES!! They are so BELIEVABLE in this world!!! ::Angry vein thingies float all over you::
You: GAH!!! THOSE STUPID---
Sasuke: ::looks in your direction:: Huh?
You: ::gasp!:: ((I've been spotted!!))
Sasuke: Is that you - - - - ?
{from now on: - - - - means your name}
Suddenly Sasuke disappears behind the counter and LOUD scuffling is heard.
You: ::GASP!!:: ((OH NO!! I forgot about Naruto!))
Sasuke climbs back out unscathed.
Sasuke:....fool. ::walks off::
You heave a big sigh of relief. How could you not trust Sasuke not to be alright? Naruto's probably knocked out behind that counter...he'll be alright. Now back to stalki-- you mean, following ....-Sasuke!!
{Remember? You still don't remember what happens in your lost manga book!}
A little while later you find Sasuke leaning against a tree....and staring at SAKURA?!? WHY THAT LITTLE--! Okay calm down. ::huff huff:: / STAY CALM. - -;; Besides, if you go all out, beating up Sakura in front of Sasuke, he might think you've gone crazy! And any other bystanders...
You hide on the other side of the tree so that SKANK and LOVELY can't see you. Sasuke strides over to Sakura.
Sasuke: You have such a noble brow...so charming I could kiss it!
Sakura: !!
WHAT???!?!?!?!?!?! IS YOUR MAN hitting on her??? NOO WAAY!!! One thing is for sure, even if you CAN'T remember, is that Sasuke does NOT fall in love with Sakura! You feel like throwing up. You almost do.
They are talking with each other. Sickening. Sasuke is blushing. Even MORE sickening. You hear something Sakura said about being desperate. Of course she'd have to be! No one can stand up to YOUR good looks!
They are leaning in for a kiss....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THAT LITTLE---!!!! You suddenly notice that you've been gripping your camera so hard that your finger has been pressing the shutter button. WHAT? CRAP! You don't want pictures of this NIGHTMARE! You quickly let go of the camera. DOUBLE CRAP! the shutter button is permanently pushed down! ....didn't realize your own strength there... After depressing over your beloved camera, you look back over at the two.
They stop just centimeters away from each other. Whew! What's wrong here? Sasuke grips at his stomach and his eye's look strangely familiar.... He runs off toward the bathrooms. EWWW...
A few minutes later Sasuke comes back! You see wear marks on his wrists. O-O $#!T !!! WHY didn't you remember that! Sasuke was back there...and you could've....He was tied up and ....DARNIT!! You would have had some time together!!
Sasuke: Recess is over. Where's that dick Naruto?
Sakura: You're changing the subject again! Can't we get away from Naruto for just one second?! ::waves her finger:: He always comes between us!
Sasuke: ::continues walking::
Sakura: ::shakes head:: It's because he was badly brought up!!
Sasuke: ::glares:: You know...because he never had any parents?
Sakura: ::shows hands:: He doesn't have to answer to anyone, ever, and it's made him completely selfish!!! If I did the kinds of things he gets away with, my parents would ground me for life!
Sasuke: ::death glares:: Don't you envy him being alone, not having parents nag at you all the time?
This is getting GOOD! GO SASUKE!! ORPHAN'S ROCK!! You grab a bag of chips from nowhere (actually, there from your bag) and start munching.
Sakura: Kids without families always grow up selfish.
Sasuke: That, and lonely.
Sakura: What??
Sasuke: Being scolded by your folks doesn't even compare!
OOOH, it's okay Sasuke! You can come over here and you can snuggle-wuggle with me! [wwwwhii...ii...rr...sssshh] STUPID CAMERA! It ran out of film!
Sakura: ...wha...What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
Sasuke: ::double death glare::
You shudder at the look of those eyes. If you didn't already know him, you would be running away screaming by now!
Sasuke: You....make me sick!
Wow, Sasuke, Sakura is shaking in her zori! (zori are traditional Japanese sandals) Let's get back to Sasuke, shall we?
Voice from behind: AAAHHAAA!!! I'VE FOUND YOU!!
You: AAIIEEYAH!!! ::you punch the crap out of whoever's behind you::
Iruka: ...
You: ...oops. Uh, yeah, I'll be going now... ::jumps::
Your leg gets caught and you do a face plant.
Iruka: You've got to get back to class so I can introduce you to your new teacher!
You: Let...go... of... my.... foot
Iruka was still holding your ankle up in the air and all you can do is hang there.
Iruka: How about...no? I'll take you to school!! ::jumps::
You: --Hey!
Iruka bounces along roof tops as you bang your head against them. THIS HURTS!! LET GO YOU STUPID TEACHER!!!
Iruka: We're here! D
You: ::DEATH GLARE::
One of these days....just wait!! You are so gonna--!!
(BAM!!)
You: OW!! RRRR -YOU STUPID--!!
Classmates: O...O
You: Um...nevermind...
You brush yourself off as you place yourself between your 'lovelies' D D D XD
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ... ::blush::
NOW here is a PROBLEM. You can't tell which one of your lovelies you love more! Which creates another problem....you don't know which to glomp! THAT SUCKS!! You settle with just staring at the two. P
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Chibiichan: SO SORRY for taking so long! I am so ashamed... V..V By the way, I got your brains back! ::pulls out gigantic bucket:: ::begins to pass out brains::
Pyro: Shouldn't you be wearing gloves?
Chibiichan: Yes! ::continues to pass out brains::
Pyro: Why aren't you??
Chibiichan: The safety of our viewers comes first!! I've got to give them their brains back!!
DUED: ::nods::
Pyro: Don't you think that... oh nevermind.
DUED: ::nods::
Audience: ::comes back to life::
Chibiichan: YAY!
Tsukasa: O..O I can't believe that worked...
DUED: ::nods::
Chibiichan: Anyways, thank you for sticking with me! Please review! I hope this chappie was what you wanted! P