An Innocent Joke? Chapter 26: School Again

By: Freewater

Disclaimers: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! Please don't sue me, you won't get much at all

Warnings: Male/Male relationships, swearing

Pairings: Seto/Jou

Rating: R for swearing and later chapters

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just ask first

Feedback: Definitely! Please, yes!! I want to know if I did a good job or not writing this!

Notes: A bunch of these little circles oooooo Means a change in time or scenery. 'These things here indicate thoughts.'

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Four and a half whole weeks had passed since that stressful day on the street, and Seto was still having trouble with the idea of letting his puppy haired lover out of his sight for more than three seconds at a time. Fearful that his friends still wanted to separate them despite their constant apologies and vows not to.

He trusted them as far as he could throw them, and he still hated them for trying to break him up from his lover like that. That and he still held a grudge against Bakura for trying to kill him as well. The stupid tomb robber.

Looking out of the corner of his eyes at him, he couldn't help but smirk sadistically at the sight of him, still stubbornly begging his hikari to have sex with him once they had a moment alone and grumbling when he got the cold shoulder. Evidently his punishment was still in effect, and this amused him a great deal.

The hikaris were small, and therefore he could throw them pretty far if he decided to get violent, so he started to trust them little by little on Jou's insistence. Evidently Katsuya found the need to speak to Yugi and Ryou again. Mainly since they were good friends to begin with, but he would also try to explain to him about how he could tell that they were being sincere enough to be trusted.

Slowly but surely, Seto started to trust him as well. Even Otogi had his trust again, but only for saving his life.

He took another glance out of the corner of his eye to see where the other CEO sat, his head down as he wrote out his assignment with a free hand.

Otogi had joined this school to be close to Honda shortly after they had gotten together, and while things were obviously going slow between the two, their attraction to each other was always plain to see for anyone who had eyes.

Even now, Otogi and Honda were holding hands while they worked. Their seats were beside each other, and with the raven haired teen being left handed and the other brunet being right handed, it was easy to get their work done and still let each other know how they felt with an occasional brush of the thumb.

Things had gotten a little quiet with Otogi for obvious reasons, but whenever they did end up meeting by accident in town or a store, they tried to keep things as casual as possible. The black haired boy even being good enough to congratulate and offer them an early wedding gift.

Katsuya, easily pleased as usual, simply handed the wrapped box back to him and told him to give it to them on their actual wedding day before putting a friendly arm around his shoulder and asking how things with Honda were going. Starting up a nice conversation between the two, even though he refused to tell them which one was the "Girl" of the relationship.

Kaiba frowned, trying to refrain from pouting at the sight of their squeezing hands. He and Katsuya weren't so lucky to be able to do that since they were separated by another student sitting between them. And they were both right handed, so even if they were sitting next to each other they wouldn't be able to show that kind of small and inconspicuous affection in class towards each other.

Stealing a glance at where the blonde was sitting, he was actually surprised to see him paying attention! Kaiba's mouth hung open at the sight of him, practically on the edge of his seat as he watched the teacher write down her notes on the black board. The strange thing was, he wasn't copying them.

Seto quirked an eyebrow at him. 'What the hell is he doing?' He thought to himself curiously, watching as an excited gleam came into the honey eyes he loved so much.

He looked back up at the teacher, seeing her stall her writing as she put a hand on her stomach, and Katsuya's gaze only became more eager.

The teacher suddenly stopped writing in mid sentence and whipped around at them all, a nervous look on her face. "Uh, class just do your questions quietly and I'll be right back." She said quickly before speed walking out the door, leaving them all there looking around in confusion.

What just happened?

"YES!!"

Kaiba whipped his head back at his puppy at the victorious cry he gave out just in time to see him hop out of his seat before jumping over the other student's desk and right into his lap. Ignoring the annoyed yell of protest that other kid gave at having a shoe print on his work.

The blonde eagerly wrapped his arms around his lovers neck, a giant smile plastered on his face as he brought the CEO's face forward for an excited and somewhat sloppy kiss.

Seto decided not to protest this, despite his surprise at the act as he snaked his arms around his pup's slim waist to hold him in place. Having a make out session in the middle of class was hardly the romantic thing to do, so he wasn't too worried about showing any weakness in public or seeming too soft.

A few of his fangirls gave Katsuya some real foul looking sneers for kissing the object of their affections. But somehow, even with his eyes closed, the blonde knew about the looks they were sending him. Used to getting them from any gold digging girl or guy who had Seto on their wish list and was currently angered that he was now taken. The blonde simply raised his hand and flipped them all off, not taking any energy away from the kiss he was in the middle of.

They simply gave off looks of outrage before gossiping amongst themselves about his nerve. He ignored them.

Seto could faintly hear Bakura give an annoyed and mumbled "I see Kaiba's getting some." and he couldn't help but snicker through the now even and passionate kiss. Evidently seeing him shove his tongue in his puppy's throat was making him jealous that his bedmate still wasn't letting him into his bed. What followed, from what he could hear, was more begging on Bakura's part to try and get Ryou to sleep with him.

So far he had yet to see Yami beg for it from Yugi, and from what Jou had told him he knew that the spirit of the puzzle was getting the same punishment as the spirit of the ring. So the pharaoh either had a very good control of his libido, or was an expert at hiding his suffering from the rest of the world.

Kaiba seriously hoped that it was the latter. He didn't need to see that stupid pharaoh's suffering. Just knowing that he was suffering was good enough for him.

Despite the obvious fact that he was enjoying himself, Seto decided to pull away. Needing to know how his puppy was clever enough to get the teacher to leave the room so suddenly so they could have their moment.

"How did you do that, puppy?" He asked, a little more breathless than he thought he'd be.

The blonde blinked, practically in a trance from the heated kiss. "Do what?" He asked, equally lost in breath.

Kaiba reached a hand up to play with the soft blonde hair, twiddling it between his fingers. "Get rid of the teacher." He finished.

The blonde grinned at him broadly. "I stuck liquid Ex-Lax in her soup at lunch when she wasn't looking." He explained, glowing under the stunned looks he received from the whole class.

Seto blinked at him, dropping the hair he was playing with before bursting out laughing. Unable to fully believe that the blonde would do something like that, yet at the same time finding it sexy that he could still be a bit of a badass. Evidently his puppy still had a mischievous side to him. He made a mental note to watch out for that and maybe even try it on Mokuba when the kid misbehaved.

'Hn. Maybe I can even use it to get him to be the flower girl!' He thought in amusement, laughing harder at the funny idea of his brother in a frilly pink dress.

Yugi was more stunned than anything. "Jou, you didn't!" He exclaimed in shock.

The blonde simply nodded his head at him, still glowing under the treatment when the rest of the class roared out in laughter, much the same way Seto did.

"How long will she be gone for?" Otogi asked.

Katsuya rolled his eyes up in actual thought. "Um... the rest of the day I think. I'm not too sure how much I put in, but it was a lot." He explained.

Bakura's eyes widened nicely when he heard that. "C'mon, aibou! That stupid tutor will be gone for the rest of the day! Can't we just go into the bathroom and fuck already?" He whined pitifully, and for a split second, Seto actually felt sorry for him. Wondering about the pain he must be going through and knowing that there was NO way he'd be able to survive if Jou were to cut him off like that.

Ryou made a sigh of annoyance before slamming his book shut. "Alright! Fine! If you'll just quit bugging me about it!" He cried out angrily. He didn't like going a whole month without sex either, and to be the one to have to deal with all the whining was simply excruciating.

"Finally!!" Bakura cried out, jumping from his seat before grabbing Ryou's hand and dragging him out the door. The two of the vanishing from sight to go to God-only-knows-where to have sex.

Yami watched them leave, sighing at Bakura's good luck as he turned his head slightly to get a look at where Yugi was sitting behind him. "Aibou..."

"Don't even think it, Yami." He said without looking up from his work. "You still have another three days before we're done." Was the almost cruel response.

Yami sighed, leaning back in his chair with a fold of his arms. Damned boy could go forever without needing any! How he did it was beyond him!

Jou shook his head at them all fondly. They really were nuts sometimes. Tea was in another class right now, so no one was worried about getting any friendship speeches from her over the whole "I'm not letting my boyfriend have sex tonight" thing.

The blonde turned his head back to see Seto's smirking face, and he couldn't help the fact that his eyes trailed up to the spot where he'd had his stitches. He traced a gentle finger over the pink line in between his nose, sighing at the sight.

The doctor who did the stitching was great with his work, and while they had only been removed recently, the scar was already starting to fade, and would soon be virtually unseeable unless someone were to be leaning into his face and squinting.

Katsuya vowed to kill anyone he caught trying to do that.

Seto resisted the urge to roll his eyes at the unnecessary worry being bestowed upon him, before taking the blonde's hand and removing it from where it was caressing his face, kissing the ring on his finger before bringing his face down for another soft kiss.

Their rings were now finished, so they could always wear them even before marriage. Their symbols of love for each other.

They both sighed into the kiss, forgetting that there were other people in the room as they got into a more comfortable position and Katsuya let his mouth be invaded by Seto's warm and wet tongue. Loving the feel of his as he lightly sucked on it, making the CEO moan.

They'd have to ditch the rest of the day to go home if they kept on going at this pace. It was just getting too hot for comfort.

Seto ran his hands under Katsuya's school shirt to the bare of his back, holding him close to prevent him from moving. Making the blonde shiver at the feeling of his hands on his flash and clutch at him tighter in delight.

They were so into each other that the world could have came to an end at that very moment and they wouldn't have noticed. Seto never thought in a million years that he could find someone like his puppy to make him this happy. Ever. It was so much like a dream that it took a few days of self coaxing to make himself believe otherwise.

Katsuya was here with him. To stay.

What was only meant to be a simple prank, meant to only drive them even further into their hate and anger towards each other, was the very thing that brought them together in the household and strengthened what the CEO had hoped to desperately destroy.

Their love.

And even when many years had passed, after they had adopted their children, fought over petty things and the passionate hours in the bedroom had slowly dwindled with age, they could still laugh at each other's small faults and playful teasings, make each other moan in sheer ecstacy when together in bed, and always remember what it was that did do the impossible and bring them together.

An innocent joke.

The End

A.N: First of all, sorry for any bad spelling if any, i didn't get a chance to properly proof read this, and i might do a honey moon night epilogue, but obviously won't be able to post it here, instead maybe on adultfiction.net or nfiction.com, I'm not sure if it will even get done, but maybe. Also, due to the fact that college is coming up and time is running out to finish the fics i'm already working to make money, I won't be trying to write another Seto/Jou fic until at least some of my other fics get completed Sorry but it has to be done.

And THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! I can't believe that after reposting this I still got over 200 reviews, damn I feel like crying, I got so many compliments and words of encouragement and praise that my ego went up several points!

Also, i was looking through my chapters, and was a little surprised to find almost 190 were written into this fic, that's a whole book!!

Pyro-Panda: Sorry but it has to end sooner or later

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anaraz: I'd never leave Jou friendless ;)

SaturnSerenity4ever: Sorry but i love to scare! XD

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Reppu: Ya, Yugi is too innocent isn't he? and thanks for looking over my ficcy for spelling, and your quite welcome for the preview :)

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ChibiSmiles: Sorry, but it had to end sooner or later, and the next S/J fic won't be for a while sadly, i need to finish the many fics already started and focus on getting more money for school, but thanks for staying with this story :) sppreciate it!

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HikariChang: I'd never actually let Seto die! unless it was a oneshot fic!

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YamiLava: Thank you :) I kinda thought it was a lame way to get out of it though, but with nothing else to go on, whadda gonna do?

Huumi: Ah, don't think i will, but seto did get his stitches!

Neko-Bakura: Um, there won't be a sequal to this fic, but i might do an epilogue

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ChibiSerenity3: Well ya, i know that, but you gotta think, friends or not, would you easily forgive someone who tried to kill someone you loved?

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And also, to those who reviewed but who i missed (sorry i was looking at the names of people who reviewed ch 25) THANK YOU ALL SO FREAKIN MUCH!!

Not much else to say at this point except goodbye until next time! :)