Narrator: and here begins... a new saga of... ohhhhh I don't know. I asked that
old future sight guy to tell me but noooooooo
Zelda: Hey! Mido wanna play candy land
Mido: C-C-C-C-C-CANDY land... WHERES THE CANDY WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE IS IT YOU CANDY WIELDER...(mumbling to himself)If Zelda is a candy wielder it means she wields candy... therefore making her... A CANDY WIELDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: SHUT THE HECK UP MIDO, I DON'T HAVE CANDY!!!!!!!
Link: what can we do... I bored out of my SKULL
Skull kid: make that... THICK skull
Link: oh, yeah, you're the one to talk!
Skull kid: NO FAIR...my skull Is a birth defect
Ganondorf: What's that??? Does it mean I can hit your skull(hits skull kids skull and it breaks)
Skull kid:YOU STUPID RETARD
Ganondorf: Hey! HEY! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!
Skull kid:YAAAAAA
Ganondorf:(backing away)awwwwww...but it's raining
Skull kid: YOU ARE THE MASTER OF EVIL AND YOU ARE LETTING a tincy bit of RAIN SCARE YOU
Ganondorf:(hesitates) yes...
(Princess Ruto flops through door with saria and naburoo)
Ruto: well.... You are here and may do what ever you want to ganondorf
Ganondorf: uh-oh
Naburoo: WHY'D YOU TURN ME INTO A STATUE
Ganondorf: YOU TURNED TRAITORUS
Naburoo: right...... well.... Lets do something...
Ganondorf:well... as of right now, I think everyone's pretty much occupied with something else(Mido beating up zelda and screaming GIMME CANDY YOU CANDY WIELDER)(Link swinging master sword at inflatable ganon balloon)(Ruto and Saria talking about link and staring at him)
(ominous music begins)
Saria: Alright, Who brought the record player
Link: Saria, No one brought a record player... that's the first clue that the kingofoldmen is coming and tha---
(dramatic weather change)
Link:That's the second sign, now I'll know if hes coming becau—
(Doors burst open)
Zelda: EVERYONE FOR THE BUNKERS, LINK DEFESIVE MANUVER 8. EVERYONE ELSE.... RUNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAYYY
Link: HOLY—
Dark O'malley: YO RETARD this is a PG fic. DUH
Link: WHY IS EVERY ONE CUTTING ME OFF
Ruto: I have to... uhhhhhhhh spend some time in the water I uhhh am uhhh feeling dry BYE!!! (charges out door)
DO: soooooooooooooooooooooooo what are we gonna do?
Ganondorf: I ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS!!! If you and the kingofoldmen made that dramatic entrance about a second earlier you would know that Link is swinging the master sword at an inflatable me...skull kid is looking for—
Skull kid: HI YA (chops ganondorf in half)
Skull kid: WOW... that was pure power
Zelda:MIDO what the heck is wrond with you first you were asking me "oD ouy ekil eseehc" NOW THIS!!!!!!! I don't have any gogdarn CANDY you idiot!!!!!!!
Mido: right lets go play basketball
All: YEAH
(on the Hyrule "got game" area court)
(naburoo throws the tip off )
(Link tips it off to zelda )
Zelda: YAY I GOT THE Ball WAH—(trips) STUPIS DRESS
(link gets ball and Dark O'Malley steals the ball from him)
KOM: oh dark one, Im OPEN(do passes to kom)
(King of old men goes for a dish fake and passes up to ganondorf who does an ally oop and breaks the hoop)
Saria: SO MUCH FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!
Skull kid:lets hmmmm I DON'T KNOW
Link: I GOT IT lets play "kill ganondorf"
Ganondorf: NO lets play "kill link"
Mido: NO NO lets play "Kill zelda until she gives me candy"
Zelda : NO NO NO lets play "kill mido for trying to kill me"
Saria: NO NO NO NO lets play "chase link" as ten year olds
Zelda and naburoo: YEAH
(princess ruto pops out of no where)
Ruto: IF where playin that im stay—
(link plays song of little people)
(the girls including link turn into ten year olds)
Ganondorf:HEY!!! It only worked on them
10 link: OH WELL (girls start chasing link)
10 link:(dreamily) I like this game
(later) King of old men: NOW IM GOING TO.... Uhhhh... uh(pulls paper from his pocket) Beat thou to a pulpeth and youeth can choseth to be or not to be a pulpeth now how is thy?
Link:HOLY—
Kom: PG!!
Link:DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!
(kom and link start killing each other)
(people from lord of the rings randomly appear in room)
Frodo: HEY THEY HAVE SWORDS that must make them ORCS!!!
(joins fight with link and kom)
Smeagal:Me must help master
Gollum: NO kill him
Smeagal: IM NOT LISTINING TO YOU
Gollum: KILL HIM
Smeagal:uhh yes master
(joins fight)
Sam: ILL SAVE MR. FRODO FROM THAT THING
(joins fight)
(all the zelda girls join to save link)
Ganondorf and mido: Oh, heck with it
(everyone in the fight)
From inside the fight:OW THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY From inside the fight: Who evers tryin to bite of mr frodos finger has got my leg in there mouth
From inside the fight: phht phht GROOSSSSSEEEEEE
From inside the fight:HEY!!! Who just I heard some one eating candy!!!!
(stops in mid battle)
Mido:WHOS GOT THE CANDY
Skull kid: THAT WAS SOMEONE CRACKING MY SKULL
Mido:Oh, I STILL THINK THERES CANDY
Ruto: WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED ABOUT WITH CANDY(holds out bags of smartys) 'CAUSE I GOT LOADS OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone kills Ruto for the candy)
Ganondorf:This is making me wanna ask questions...:(Clears throat)Is Doctor Pepper a real doctor?Do smartys make you smart?How'd Those people from the lord of the rings get here? And OF COURSE ho—
Frodo:well sorrrrrrrrrrrrry
(LOTR characters disappear)
(Zelda group start playin Super Smash Bros.)
Link: I CALL ME!!!
Zelda: ME TOO
Ganondorf: YOU IDIOTS HAVNT UNLOCKED ME!!!!
Mido:I call Peach!!!
(everyone looks at mido)
Mido:........ WHAT???
All:Nothing
Skull Kid:I CALL BOWSER Ruto:HEY!!! Sommmeone said I was a secret character
Link:heh... heh
Ganondorf:Hey!! Were'd Saria Go
All:I dunno
Saria:Im RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!but were'd ZELDA GO!!!!O.K Which one of you idiots stole her???
(Link hides Bag marked "zelda" behind his back)
Saria: HEY LINK!!! YOU Stole her
Link: DID NOT
(two hours later)
Saria: If you didn't then whats in the bag
(link starts sweating)
link:uh CHRISTMAS presents
Zelda:(muffled) HELF EE
Saria:LET HER OUT!!!!!!
Link:DARN YOU!!!
Zelda:(out of bag) YOU IDIOT
Zelda: Hey! Mido wanna play candy land
Mido: C-C-C-C-C-CANDY land... WHERES THE CANDY WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE IS IT YOU CANDY WIELDER...(mumbling to himself)If Zelda is a candy wielder it means she wields candy... therefore making her... A CANDY WIELDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: SHUT THE HECK UP MIDO, I DON'T HAVE CANDY!!!!!!!
Link: what can we do... I bored out of my SKULL
Skull kid: make that... THICK skull
Link: oh, yeah, you're the one to talk!
Skull kid: NO FAIR...my skull Is a birth defect
Ganondorf: What's that??? Does it mean I can hit your skull(hits skull kids skull and it breaks)
Skull kid:YOU STUPID RETARD
Ganondorf: Hey! HEY! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!
Skull kid:YAAAAAA
Ganondorf:(backing away)awwwwww...but it's raining
Skull kid: YOU ARE THE MASTER OF EVIL AND YOU ARE LETTING a tincy bit of RAIN SCARE YOU
Ganondorf:(hesitates) yes...
(Princess Ruto flops through door with saria and naburoo)
Ruto: well.... You are here and may do what ever you want to ganondorf
Ganondorf: uh-oh
Naburoo: WHY'D YOU TURN ME INTO A STATUE
Ganondorf: YOU TURNED TRAITORUS
Naburoo: right...... well.... Lets do something...
Ganondorf:well... as of right now, I think everyone's pretty much occupied with something else(Mido beating up zelda and screaming GIMME CANDY YOU CANDY WIELDER)(Link swinging master sword at inflatable ganon balloon)(Ruto and Saria talking about link and staring at him)
(ominous music begins)
Saria: Alright, Who brought the record player
Link: Saria, No one brought a record player... that's the first clue that the kingofoldmen is coming and tha---
(dramatic weather change)
Link:That's the second sign, now I'll know if hes coming becau—
(Doors burst open)
Zelda: EVERYONE FOR THE BUNKERS, LINK DEFESIVE MANUVER 8. EVERYONE ELSE.... RUNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAYYY
Link: HOLY—
Dark O'malley: YO RETARD this is a PG fic. DUH
Link: WHY IS EVERY ONE CUTTING ME OFF
Ruto: I have to... uhhhhhhhh spend some time in the water I uhhh am uhhh feeling dry BYE!!! (charges out door)
DO: soooooooooooooooooooooooo what are we gonna do?
Ganondorf: I ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS!!! If you and the kingofoldmen made that dramatic entrance about a second earlier you would know that Link is swinging the master sword at an inflatable me...skull kid is looking for—
Skull kid: HI YA (chops ganondorf in half)
Skull kid: WOW... that was pure power
Zelda:MIDO what the heck is wrond with you first you were asking me "oD ouy ekil eseehc" NOW THIS!!!!!!! I don't have any gogdarn CANDY you idiot!!!!!!!
Mido: right lets go play basketball
All: YEAH
(on the Hyrule "got game" area court)
(naburoo throws the tip off )
(Link tips it off to zelda )
Zelda: YAY I GOT THE Ball WAH—(trips) STUPIS DRESS
(link gets ball and Dark O'Malley steals the ball from him)
KOM: oh dark one, Im OPEN(do passes to kom)
(King of old men goes for a dish fake and passes up to ganondorf who does an ally oop and breaks the hoop)
Saria: SO MUCH FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!
Skull kid:lets hmmmm I DON'T KNOW
Link: I GOT IT lets play "kill ganondorf"
Ganondorf: NO lets play "kill link"
Mido: NO NO lets play "Kill zelda until she gives me candy"
Zelda : NO NO NO lets play "kill mido for trying to kill me"
Saria: NO NO NO NO lets play "chase link" as ten year olds
Zelda and naburoo: YEAH
(princess ruto pops out of no where)
Ruto: IF where playin that im stay—
(link plays song of little people)
(the girls including link turn into ten year olds)
Ganondorf:HEY!!! It only worked on them
10 link: OH WELL (girls start chasing link)
10 link:(dreamily) I like this game
(later) King of old men: NOW IM GOING TO.... Uhhhh... uh(pulls paper from his pocket) Beat thou to a pulpeth and youeth can choseth to be or not to be a pulpeth now how is thy?
Link:HOLY—
Kom: PG!!
Link:DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!
(kom and link start killing each other)
(people from lord of the rings randomly appear in room)
Frodo: HEY THEY HAVE SWORDS that must make them ORCS!!!
(joins fight with link and kom)
Smeagal:Me must help master
Gollum: NO kill him
Smeagal: IM NOT LISTINING TO YOU
Gollum: KILL HIM
Smeagal:uhh yes master
(joins fight)
Sam: ILL SAVE MR. FRODO FROM THAT THING
(joins fight)
(all the zelda girls join to save link)
Ganondorf and mido: Oh, heck with it
(everyone in the fight)
From inside the fight:OW THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY From inside the fight: Who evers tryin to bite of mr frodos finger has got my leg in there mouth
From inside the fight: phht phht GROOSSSSSEEEEEE
From inside the fight:HEY!!! Who just I heard some one eating candy!!!!
(stops in mid battle)
Mido:WHOS GOT THE CANDY
Skull kid: THAT WAS SOMEONE CRACKING MY SKULL
Mido:Oh, I STILL THINK THERES CANDY
Ruto: WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED ABOUT WITH CANDY(holds out bags of smartys) 'CAUSE I GOT LOADS OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone kills Ruto for the candy)
Ganondorf:This is making me wanna ask questions...:(Clears throat)Is Doctor Pepper a real doctor?Do smartys make you smart?How'd Those people from the lord of the rings get here? And OF COURSE ho—
Frodo:well sorrrrrrrrrrrrry
(LOTR characters disappear)
(Zelda group start playin Super Smash Bros.)
Link: I CALL ME!!!
Zelda: ME TOO
Ganondorf: YOU IDIOTS HAVNT UNLOCKED ME!!!!
Mido:I call Peach!!!
(everyone looks at mido)
Mido:........ WHAT???
All:Nothing
Skull Kid:I CALL BOWSER Ruto:HEY!!! Sommmeone said I was a secret character
Link:heh... heh
Ganondorf:Hey!! Were'd Saria Go
All:I dunno
Saria:Im RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!but were'd ZELDA GO!!!!O.K Which one of you idiots stole her???
(Link hides Bag marked "zelda" behind his back)
Saria: HEY LINK!!! YOU Stole her
Link: DID NOT
(two hours later)
Saria: If you didn't then whats in the bag
(link starts sweating)
link:uh CHRISTMAS presents
Zelda:(muffled) HELF EE
Saria:LET HER OUT!!!!!!
Link:DARN YOU!!!
Zelda:(out of bag) YOU IDIOT