Narrator: For the first time, this story does NOT begin in the castle
Audience: GASP
Narrator: Link and Zelda are looking for "The Sacred Can Opener"
Link: Zelda I cant find that dumb beaver dam anywhere—HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIND A –
(sea monster comes out from nowhere)
Link: DAMN
(Later, Climbing up a mountain)
Zelda: OKAY, you go around on this side of the mountain, I'll go on the other side
Link: O.K.
(Link starts climbing) (inches away from the top he falls)
Link: SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (thud)
(Link FINALLY makes it to the top)
(Zelda sitting there with a beard)
Zelda: Umm... if you were wondering, there was an elevator on the other side
(Links head catches fire) (Zelda and Link fall into a pit)
Link: WOW! What is this place
Masked stranger: Well, HI there guys. I mean (clears throat)(deeper voice) Fear me my guests
Link: you've been... excepting us???
MS: Well DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUHHHHHH. I MEAN yes, yes my guests of course I have
Link: HOLY CRAP ZELDA LETS GET OUTTA HERE, THIS GUYS EITHER CRAZY! OR SPENT ONE TO MANY VISITS TO THE DRUG STORE Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zelda: Person... guy... Do you know about "The Sacred Can Opener"
MS: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-NO
(Zelda holds knife up to masked strangers head)
MS: I ADMIT IT!!!... IM MIDO!
Zelda: MIDO??? YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT, I FREAKIN HATE YOU
Mido: Good bye... my love
Zelda: what the HELL?
Mido: Yeaaaah I don't know about you... but this is an odd moment for me... so... BYE ( Mido blows himself up out of the cave thing) WAAAHO!
Zelda: Well... that was odd!
( Later once they have the can opener)
( Link is on the computer)
Computerized voice: Hello, You may now bring any two people here!
Link: (in his mind) HEY this isn't my porn site
Zelda: OO BRING LINKS PARENTS HERE
( Links parents are at the door)
Links Dad: Hey my show offy self isn't in the Bahamas
Links mom: or my Nerdy self
Authors note His mom and dad are based on Andrew and Shannon. (O'Malley this is basically a joke between us two that well only get)
Link: Zelda you freaking idiot. My parents are losers
Zelda: (snicker) I can ALREADY tell
Links dad: ME and my show offy butt are gonna go to the bathroom
Links mom: Don't fall inside the vicinities again.
Links dad: I WAS TRYING A BACK FLIP KOM: WAS THAT SHORT OR WHAT? ILL TELL YA! IT WAS SHORT AS HELL!
Audience: GASP
Narrator: Link and Zelda are looking for "The Sacred Can Opener"
Link: Zelda I cant find that dumb beaver dam anywhere—HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIND A –
(sea monster comes out from nowhere)
Link: DAMN
(Later, Climbing up a mountain)
Zelda: OKAY, you go around on this side of the mountain, I'll go on the other side
Link: O.K.
(Link starts climbing) (inches away from the top he falls)
Link: SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (thud)
(Link FINALLY makes it to the top)
(Zelda sitting there with a beard)
Zelda: Umm... if you were wondering, there was an elevator on the other side
(Links head catches fire) (Zelda and Link fall into a pit)
Link: WOW! What is this place
Masked stranger: Well, HI there guys. I mean (clears throat)(deeper voice) Fear me my guests
Link: you've been... excepting us???
MS: Well DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUHHHHHH. I MEAN yes, yes my guests of course I have
Link: HOLY CRAP ZELDA LETS GET OUTTA HERE, THIS GUYS EITHER CRAZY! OR SPENT ONE TO MANY VISITS TO THE DRUG STORE Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zelda: Person... guy... Do you know about "The Sacred Can Opener"
MS: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-NO
(Zelda holds knife up to masked strangers head)
MS: I ADMIT IT!!!... IM MIDO!
Zelda: MIDO??? YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT, I FREAKIN HATE YOU
Mido: Good bye... my love
Zelda: what the HELL?
Mido: Yeaaaah I don't know about you... but this is an odd moment for me... so... BYE ( Mido blows himself up out of the cave thing) WAAAHO!
Zelda: Well... that was odd!
( Later once they have the can opener)
( Link is on the computer)
Computerized voice: Hello, You may now bring any two people here!
Link: (in his mind) HEY this isn't my porn site
Zelda: OO BRING LINKS PARENTS HERE
( Links parents are at the door)
Links Dad: Hey my show offy self isn't in the Bahamas
Links mom: or my Nerdy self
Authors note His mom and dad are based on Andrew and Shannon. (O'Malley this is basically a joke between us two that well only get)
Link: Zelda you freaking idiot. My parents are losers
Zelda: (snicker) I can ALREADY tell
Links dad: ME and my show offy butt are gonna go to the bathroom
Links mom: Don't fall inside the vicinities again.
Links dad: I WAS TRYING A BACK FLIP KOM: WAS THAT SHORT OR WHAT? ILL TELL YA! IT WAS SHORT AS HELL!