("I think I'm safe here." ObliviX is huddled under a Burger King counter. A
dark mists creeps into the room. It takes the form of an evil dude. He
walks over to the counter. ObliviX rises up, his eyes closed. "Can I take
your order?" "Yes, I'd like to have your soul." "EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH")
Chapter Three: The Trials of Education, Again, and Bad Things Happen
Tidus and Seymour walked to the auditorium. Yuna had run off somewhere. Every few minutes Tidus would say, "She was cute," or, "She was nice." Seymour got agitated from it and told Tidus to stop.
The auditorium was large, with a large curtain hiding the back of a huge stage. There was a podium, with the principal standing in it.
Wakka spotted Tidus and Seymour and waved to them. Tidus saw him and they walked over and sat down.
"What took you so long brudda? They're about to start," Wakka asked. Tidus was about to reply when Seymour answered for him. "He met a cute girl." Tidus blushed. Wakka grinned. "I told you brudda, things were looking good for us this year," he said.
After the room had quieted down, the principal started to speak. "I thank you all for being able to make it to this presentation. I'm here to welcome you all to Seaside High School."
Seymour nudged Tidus. Does he always do this?" Tidus nodded. "Every year. And he always says the same words, never fails."
The principal stated that all students must report to classes in ten minutes. Tidus, Seymour, and Wakka walked out of the auditorium. Wakka stared at Seymour's hair. "How do you get it like that?" Wakka's hair had a slight spike in the front, so he was at "level one" as he says. In Wakka's point of view, Seymour was at "level five." Seymour's face tensed. "Actually, my hair grew like this. When I was seven, it was seven. It's a living being, and has feelings."
"Okay," Wakka said nervously. "Tidus!" The three turned around to see Yuna walking towards them. Wakka nudged Tidus. "Is she the one?" he whispered. Tidus blushed. Yuna smiled. "I'd like to introduce my cousin, Rikku." Beside Yuna, stood a blonde- haired girl. Her hair had braids that fell to the sides of her face. On the top it was in a bun. She was wearing an orange sleeveless shirt and a green skirt. She had some yellow tennis shoes.
"So, Yunie, is this your boyfriend?" Rikku asked inspecting Tidus. Yuna blushed horribly. "No!" she said loudly. Tidus also blushed at this statement. "Uh, well it was nice meeting you Rikku. Bye!" he said quickly and sped off down the hall.
Yuna also sped down the opposite hall, leaving Rikku with Seymour and Wakka. After a few moments, she sped down the hall.
"So, Wakka, what class do you have?" Seymour asked. Wakka scratched his head and pulled out his schedule. It was folded up and wrinkled, making it hard to see what was on there. "Right now, I have home ec." Wakka frowned. "Home ec!? No, this has go to be a mistake!" Seymour sighed. "Hey, no sweat. I have that class too. I'll help you out."
Seymour and Wakka walked into the room, to see that there were about five students in the room, including Tidus. "Hey, what are you doing in this class?" Wakka asked. Tidus smiled. "Cooking is my passion! I signed up for it! The first one actually."
Tidus wiped his face with his apron, to see the teacher enter the room. She was a plump woman, with blonde hair in a bun. She had an apron and hair net, appearing to be one of the lunch ladies.
"Now, all of you sissies pair up! You're sissies 'cause you're in this class," she bellowed. Tidus turned. "Seymour, you seem to be keen to cooking. Come over here!" Tidus said. Seymour shrugged. "Okay."
Everyone paired up quickly, leaving Wakka standing in the dust. (Literally)
"You. You're coming with me," the lady bellowed, pointing to Wakka. Wakka's mouth opened. "NO!!!!!!"
"Now, you're all just gonna do whatever you want with the food, while I just sit here and eat."
Tidus jumped up. "Seymour! Let's make a cake, and sell it for some gils!" Tidus exclaimed. Seymour shrugged. "Okay."
So, the class slaved for what seemed like hours. (But was really five minutes.)
Seymour clutched his head. "Ugh, I'm not feeling too well. Tidus you keep it up." Seymour started to walk somewhere, but then stopped. "Of course, at least try to keep it up." Seymour started to laugh a horrible laugh. Veins started to appear in his forehead. A black aura appeared around him.
Everyone was watching, except for the lunch lady who was stuffing herself with the garbage. "Whoa, Seymour, you feeling okay? You look funky," Tidus said, watching. Seymour shaked his head. "I'm feeling great, of course, I'm not Seymour, so it doesn't really matter."
Seymour held out his hand in Tidus's direction. Suddenly, Tidus was pushed against the wall. "Hey! Could you loosen up on the physic powers?" Tidus asked pinned against the wall.
Seymour laughed. "First, I'd like to introduce myself. I am the dark god of oblivion, SEPHIROTH!" Tidus frowned. "The Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII?" Sephiroth shook his head. "No, you stupid imbecile. Square Enix stole my name. Anyway, I almost controlled the world, but I was defeated and banished away. Well, I took refuge in a human boy he was about two. I was too weak to control his whole body, so I controlled his hair. It was the only place, which was suitable enough. I decided to stay there until my I regained my strength. So, I've been here for sixteen years."
"Now all of you will be pinned against the wall like this stupid head here." "Hey!" Tidus yelled. Sephiroth waved Seymour's hand, causing everybody but Wakka to be pinned against the wall.
Sephiroth frowned. "Why didn't it work on you?" he asked, directing the question towards Wakka. "I dunno."
"Wakka, get him! He's an evil dude!" Tidus yelled. Sephiroth turned to Tidus. "Would you please shut up!" He waved his hand again, muting Tidus.
Wakka stood straight. "Apparently, I have to stop you," Wakka stated. Sephiroth started to laugh. "You... What could you possibly do?" Sephiroth stammered. Wakka just ran up and punched Sephiroth, (Really Seymour) knocking him to the ground.
Everyone could start to move, and Tidus could talk. "Yay! I can talk!"
Seymour opened his eyes. "What happened?" he asked plainly. Tidus smiled. "Oh, nothing big. You were just possessed by an evil god that is trapped in your hair."
Seymour got up. "I always knew my hair was a living being."
(I lost the evil dude for now. Anyway, review. Oh, and what do you think of Seymour's hair?)
Chapter Three: The Trials of Education, Again, and Bad Things Happen
Tidus and Seymour walked to the auditorium. Yuna had run off somewhere. Every few minutes Tidus would say, "She was cute," or, "She was nice." Seymour got agitated from it and told Tidus to stop.
The auditorium was large, with a large curtain hiding the back of a huge stage. There was a podium, with the principal standing in it.
Wakka spotted Tidus and Seymour and waved to them. Tidus saw him and they walked over and sat down.
"What took you so long brudda? They're about to start," Wakka asked. Tidus was about to reply when Seymour answered for him. "He met a cute girl." Tidus blushed. Wakka grinned. "I told you brudda, things were looking good for us this year," he said.
After the room had quieted down, the principal started to speak. "I thank you all for being able to make it to this presentation. I'm here to welcome you all to Seaside High School."
Seymour nudged Tidus. Does he always do this?" Tidus nodded. "Every year. And he always says the same words, never fails."
The principal stated that all students must report to classes in ten minutes. Tidus, Seymour, and Wakka walked out of the auditorium. Wakka stared at Seymour's hair. "How do you get it like that?" Wakka's hair had a slight spike in the front, so he was at "level one" as he says. In Wakka's point of view, Seymour was at "level five." Seymour's face tensed. "Actually, my hair grew like this. When I was seven, it was seven. It's a living being, and has feelings."
"Okay," Wakka said nervously. "Tidus!" The three turned around to see Yuna walking towards them. Wakka nudged Tidus. "Is she the one?" he whispered. Tidus blushed. Yuna smiled. "I'd like to introduce my cousin, Rikku." Beside Yuna, stood a blonde- haired girl. Her hair had braids that fell to the sides of her face. On the top it was in a bun. She was wearing an orange sleeveless shirt and a green skirt. She had some yellow tennis shoes.
"So, Yunie, is this your boyfriend?" Rikku asked inspecting Tidus. Yuna blushed horribly. "No!" she said loudly. Tidus also blushed at this statement. "Uh, well it was nice meeting you Rikku. Bye!" he said quickly and sped off down the hall.
Yuna also sped down the opposite hall, leaving Rikku with Seymour and Wakka. After a few moments, she sped down the hall.
"So, Wakka, what class do you have?" Seymour asked. Wakka scratched his head and pulled out his schedule. It was folded up and wrinkled, making it hard to see what was on there. "Right now, I have home ec." Wakka frowned. "Home ec!? No, this has go to be a mistake!" Seymour sighed. "Hey, no sweat. I have that class too. I'll help you out."
Seymour and Wakka walked into the room, to see that there were about five students in the room, including Tidus. "Hey, what are you doing in this class?" Wakka asked. Tidus smiled. "Cooking is my passion! I signed up for it! The first one actually."
Tidus wiped his face with his apron, to see the teacher enter the room. She was a plump woman, with blonde hair in a bun. She had an apron and hair net, appearing to be one of the lunch ladies.
"Now, all of you sissies pair up! You're sissies 'cause you're in this class," she bellowed. Tidus turned. "Seymour, you seem to be keen to cooking. Come over here!" Tidus said. Seymour shrugged. "Okay."
Everyone paired up quickly, leaving Wakka standing in the dust. (Literally)
"You. You're coming with me," the lady bellowed, pointing to Wakka. Wakka's mouth opened. "NO!!!!!!"
"Now, you're all just gonna do whatever you want with the food, while I just sit here and eat."
Tidus jumped up. "Seymour! Let's make a cake, and sell it for some gils!" Tidus exclaimed. Seymour shrugged. "Okay."
So, the class slaved for what seemed like hours. (But was really five minutes.)
Seymour clutched his head. "Ugh, I'm not feeling too well. Tidus you keep it up." Seymour started to walk somewhere, but then stopped. "Of course, at least try to keep it up." Seymour started to laugh a horrible laugh. Veins started to appear in his forehead. A black aura appeared around him.
Everyone was watching, except for the lunch lady who was stuffing herself with the garbage. "Whoa, Seymour, you feeling okay? You look funky," Tidus said, watching. Seymour shaked his head. "I'm feeling great, of course, I'm not Seymour, so it doesn't really matter."
Seymour held out his hand in Tidus's direction. Suddenly, Tidus was pushed against the wall. "Hey! Could you loosen up on the physic powers?" Tidus asked pinned against the wall.
Seymour laughed. "First, I'd like to introduce myself. I am the dark god of oblivion, SEPHIROTH!" Tidus frowned. "The Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII?" Sephiroth shook his head. "No, you stupid imbecile. Square Enix stole my name. Anyway, I almost controlled the world, but I was defeated and banished away. Well, I took refuge in a human boy he was about two. I was too weak to control his whole body, so I controlled his hair. It was the only place, which was suitable enough. I decided to stay there until my I regained my strength. So, I've been here for sixteen years."
"Now all of you will be pinned against the wall like this stupid head here." "Hey!" Tidus yelled. Sephiroth waved Seymour's hand, causing everybody but Wakka to be pinned against the wall.
Sephiroth frowned. "Why didn't it work on you?" he asked, directing the question towards Wakka. "I dunno."
"Wakka, get him! He's an evil dude!" Tidus yelled. Sephiroth turned to Tidus. "Would you please shut up!" He waved his hand again, muting Tidus.
Wakka stood straight. "Apparently, I have to stop you," Wakka stated. Sephiroth started to laugh. "You... What could you possibly do?" Sephiroth stammered. Wakka just ran up and punched Sephiroth, (Really Seymour) knocking him to the ground.
Everyone could start to move, and Tidus could talk. "Yay! I can talk!"
Seymour opened his eyes. "What happened?" he asked plainly. Tidus smiled. "Oh, nothing big. You were just possessed by an evil god that is trapped in your hair."
Seymour got up. "I always knew my hair was a living being."
(I lost the evil dude for now. Anyway, review. Oh, and what do you think of Seymour's hair?)