(Ka... Me... Ha...Me... HA!!!!! ObliviX flashes out his hands and fires out the
energy blast. The evil dude seems to have been obliterated. "Yay! I did it,
I did it-. The evil dude forms behind ObliviX. "Well now, don't you know
that I can't die?" "Curse you!")
Chapter Four: Tidus Gets Himself in to A lot of Trouble... And Auron is Introduced
Wakka walks down the street towards Tidus's house. Every Saturday night, Wakka comes to Tidus's house and they do stuff... random stuff. This time, they decided to play Tidus's Playstation 2 all night. But, they needed a game that would sustain them for the night. So, Wakka spent all day at Best Buy searching for the right game. He got two games, five DVDs, and seven floppy discs.
Wakka walked up to the door and rang the doorbell about six times. Wakka knew that at this time Jecht (Tidus's father, if you didn't read Chapter Two) was out in the city, getting drunk and having a good time.
"Come on brudda! Let's get this show on the road!" Wakka hollered. Tidus walked over to the door, and opened it. Wakka smirked and walked inside of the house. "Here brudda! Would you please take my bag, I am a guest."
Without a word, Tidus grabbed his bag and dropped it an inch away from the doorway.
Tidus's room was a mess. He still had not cleaned up from his birthday two weeks ago. There were many wrappers on the floor. Wakka plopped down on the floor.
"So, what did you find? Anything worth our time?" Tidus asked, sitting down next to him.
Wakka reached inside his bag and brought the two games out. He handed the first one to Tidus. "You know, I thought he looked like you," Wakka stated.
Tidus studied the case of the game, "Final Fantasy X". After a few seconds, Tidus replied, "I see no resemblance."
He ripped the plastic cover off, opened the case, took out the instruction manual, scanned it for two seconds, threw it in the trash, saying it was crap, and then took out the disc and placed it in the disc drive.
After watching the opening cinema feature, Tidus coughed. He then nudged Wakka. "How much gil did this game cost?" Wakka shrugged. "How should I know?"
Tidus rolled his eyes. He then started the game.
After getting to the part where you choose a name for the main character, Wakka stroked his chin. "Look. His name's yours, ya?" Tidus coughed. "Not anymore." He pressed the button to erase the name, and then inputted, Stupid-head.
"How do you like that? Now his name's not mine." Wakka looked at him. "Brudda, it's still the same." Tidus looked at him suspiciously. "What are you talking about?" Wakka sighed. "Your name's Stupid-head, stupid-head," he stated.
Tidus looked back and changed the name... just to make sure.
After beating the game in two hours, Tidus sighed. "Well, it was decent. An ending we can all agree on," he commented. Wakka was crying his eyes out. "No... Yuna lost Tidus... Why can't anything turn out good in these games?"
Tidus pushed him out of the way, and grabbed the second case and looked at the back. His mouth opened a bit. He took out the instruction manual. He analyzed it for a minute. "Oh... My... God..."
Tidus quickly slid the manual under his bed. "Wakka! You got us a game full of strippers!"
Wakka stared at him. "Could we start?" he asked calmly. Tidus shrugged and replied, "Okay."
Meanwhile, at Yuna's house, Rikku is playing the game "Soul Caliber II" with a silver- haired girl with blood red eyes.
"So, Paine," Rikku started, "do you like South Park?" Paine calmly pressed a few buttons and replied, "I think South Park is a piece of trash."
Rikku gasped. "That is not true!" Paine then replied, "Alright, it's a piece of junk." Rikku snared at Paine. "It is not!" she said in an angry tone. Paine smiled. "Well then, it's a piece of crap." Rikku was about to respond when Paine said, "Okay, we can call it a piece of- Rikku jumped on her and covered her mouth. "Please! Don't say it!"
Paine pushed Rikku off and looked at the TV screen. "And it seems I've won."
Rikku started to whine like crazy.
The next day at school, Seymour, Tidus, and Wakka are busy getting their lunch. As Tidus was paying, Wakka was eyeing a particular girl.
"Brudda, look at her," he whispered. Tidus sat down at a table and looked where Wakka was pointing.
Sitting there was a black- haired girl whose hair was in braids. She wore a dark velvet long- sleeve shirt with a black jacket covering it. She had on about three belts, and black pants.
Tidus and Seymour just looked at Wakka waiting for his next move.
Seymour responded first. "Wakka aren't you gonna make a move?"
Wakka gulped and walked over to the table she was sitting at.
Meanwhile, a couple of seniors walked over to the table where Tidus and Seymour were sitting at. "Hey kids, you do know this is our table right?" small one asked. The big muscular one just smacked his fist into his open hand.
Tidus just stared at them. "Sorry, but we're sitting here," Tidus replied.
The small one snapped his fingers and the big one grasped Tidus by his collar. Tidus gulped and started sweating.
"Let him go." The whole lunchroom became suddenly quiet when this voice was heard.
The person who said this walked over to the big one. The big one dropped Tidus to the ground, and ran off. The little one just stood there. "You think this is over Auron, but you're wrong," he said before running off.
Tidus got up and looked at his savior. Auron was wearing a red shirt with a dark red jacket covering it. He was wearing black pants with brown boots.
"The name's Auron," he said in a calm voice. Tidus got up and told him his own name. "Tidus, eh?" Auron said.
Auron then walked off. Tidus was a bout to sit down when Rikku dashed over to his seat.
"Wow! That was so cool!" Tidus ignored her and sat down. "Um, that guy was strange, a bit too calm," he stated. "Yeah, my brother can be like that sometimes."
Yuna sat down next to Seymour. Tidus looked at her. "He's your brother?" he asked.
Yuna nodded.
(Yay! The end of Chapter Four! Next chapter will have another Sephiroth attack! Anyway, please review!)
Chapter Four: Tidus Gets Himself in to A lot of Trouble... And Auron is Introduced
Wakka walks down the street towards Tidus's house. Every Saturday night, Wakka comes to Tidus's house and they do stuff... random stuff. This time, they decided to play Tidus's Playstation 2 all night. But, they needed a game that would sustain them for the night. So, Wakka spent all day at Best Buy searching for the right game. He got two games, five DVDs, and seven floppy discs.
Wakka walked up to the door and rang the doorbell about six times. Wakka knew that at this time Jecht (Tidus's father, if you didn't read Chapter Two) was out in the city, getting drunk and having a good time.
"Come on brudda! Let's get this show on the road!" Wakka hollered. Tidus walked over to the door, and opened it. Wakka smirked and walked inside of the house. "Here brudda! Would you please take my bag, I am a guest."
Without a word, Tidus grabbed his bag and dropped it an inch away from the doorway.
Tidus's room was a mess. He still had not cleaned up from his birthday two weeks ago. There were many wrappers on the floor. Wakka plopped down on the floor.
"So, what did you find? Anything worth our time?" Tidus asked, sitting down next to him.
Wakka reached inside his bag and brought the two games out. He handed the first one to Tidus. "You know, I thought he looked like you," Wakka stated.
Tidus studied the case of the game, "Final Fantasy X". After a few seconds, Tidus replied, "I see no resemblance."
He ripped the plastic cover off, opened the case, took out the instruction manual, scanned it for two seconds, threw it in the trash, saying it was crap, and then took out the disc and placed it in the disc drive.
After watching the opening cinema feature, Tidus coughed. He then nudged Wakka. "How much gil did this game cost?" Wakka shrugged. "How should I know?"
Tidus rolled his eyes. He then started the game.
After getting to the part where you choose a name for the main character, Wakka stroked his chin. "Look. His name's yours, ya?" Tidus coughed. "Not anymore." He pressed the button to erase the name, and then inputted, Stupid-head.
"How do you like that? Now his name's not mine." Wakka looked at him. "Brudda, it's still the same." Tidus looked at him suspiciously. "What are you talking about?" Wakka sighed. "Your name's Stupid-head, stupid-head," he stated.
Tidus looked back and changed the name... just to make sure.
After beating the game in two hours, Tidus sighed. "Well, it was decent. An ending we can all agree on," he commented. Wakka was crying his eyes out. "No... Yuna lost Tidus... Why can't anything turn out good in these games?"
Tidus pushed him out of the way, and grabbed the second case and looked at the back. His mouth opened a bit. He took out the instruction manual. He analyzed it for a minute. "Oh... My... God..."
Tidus quickly slid the manual under his bed. "Wakka! You got us a game full of strippers!"
Wakka stared at him. "Could we start?" he asked calmly. Tidus shrugged and replied, "Okay."
Meanwhile, at Yuna's house, Rikku is playing the game "Soul Caliber II" with a silver- haired girl with blood red eyes.
"So, Paine," Rikku started, "do you like South Park?" Paine calmly pressed a few buttons and replied, "I think South Park is a piece of trash."
Rikku gasped. "That is not true!" Paine then replied, "Alright, it's a piece of junk." Rikku snared at Paine. "It is not!" she said in an angry tone. Paine smiled. "Well then, it's a piece of crap." Rikku was about to respond when Paine said, "Okay, we can call it a piece of- Rikku jumped on her and covered her mouth. "Please! Don't say it!"
Paine pushed Rikku off and looked at the TV screen. "And it seems I've won."
Rikku started to whine like crazy.
The next day at school, Seymour, Tidus, and Wakka are busy getting their lunch. As Tidus was paying, Wakka was eyeing a particular girl.
"Brudda, look at her," he whispered. Tidus sat down at a table and looked where Wakka was pointing.
Sitting there was a black- haired girl whose hair was in braids. She wore a dark velvet long- sleeve shirt with a black jacket covering it. She had on about three belts, and black pants.
Tidus and Seymour just looked at Wakka waiting for his next move.
Seymour responded first. "Wakka aren't you gonna make a move?"
Wakka gulped and walked over to the table she was sitting at.
Meanwhile, a couple of seniors walked over to the table where Tidus and Seymour were sitting at. "Hey kids, you do know this is our table right?" small one asked. The big muscular one just smacked his fist into his open hand.
Tidus just stared at them. "Sorry, but we're sitting here," Tidus replied.
The small one snapped his fingers and the big one grasped Tidus by his collar. Tidus gulped and started sweating.
"Let him go." The whole lunchroom became suddenly quiet when this voice was heard.
The person who said this walked over to the big one. The big one dropped Tidus to the ground, and ran off. The little one just stood there. "You think this is over Auron, but you're wrong," he said before running off.
Tidus got up and looked at his savior. Auron was wearing a red shirt with a dark red jacket covering it. He was wearing black pants with brown boots.
"The name's Auron," he said in a calm voice. Tidus got up and told him his own name. "Tidus, eh?" Auron said.
Auron then walked off. Tidus was a bout to sit down when Rikku dashed over to his seat.
"Wow! That was so cool!" Tidus ignored her and sat down. "Um, that guy was strange, a bit too calm," he stated. "Yeah, my brother can be like that sometimes."
Yuna sat down next to Seymour. Tidus looked at her. "He's your brother?" he asked.
Yuna nodded.
(Yay! The end of Chapter Four! Next chapter will have another Sephiroth attack! Anyway, please review!)