Maybe being a Girl... Is getting too dangerous

The next three days were followed by the absence of Suu, no phone call, and no note. Nothing, strangely Kaiba felt like he was missing her as the hours passed. He and Mokuba were walking around the city, aimlessly. Kaiba had gone back to the wearing his old boy clothes, though he disliked them intensely.

Passing a particular clothes store he stopped at the window

"Oh look how pretty!" he clasped his hands together and laughed infectiously. Mokuba looked up to him and blinked stupidly.

"W-what? You mean that Nii-san?" Mokuba pointed to the pink almost wedding like dress in the window. Instead of buckles and leather there was lace and frills. Mokuba nearly passed out.

"Are you alright?" Mokuba tugged the baggy shirt, Kaiba looked down with a smile.

"I'm fine why?" Kaiba tipped his beautiful face to one side and smiled at his brother.

Mokuba nearly gagged, he saw makeup on his brother's face. Did Seto know what he was doing was wrong?

"Did you put makeup on today?" Mokuba asked a little carefully. Seto nodded excitedly and began

"Oh yes, don't you think the eye shadow matches my eyes?" and then Seto trailed off

"OH GOD!" he screamed loudly, Mokuba clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Be quiet! You better turn back into a boy I don't want my brother to be wearing pink to all the dueling tournaments!" he hissed into Seto's ear. Seto began to giggle

"Oh come on Mokuba having just a little bit of fun wouldn't hurt..."

Mokuba fell over, Seto picked him up. Mokuba then shot past his brother and down two storefronts staring at the girl who stood at the window. Looking like a model out of one of the Vogue magazines. Long brunette hair shining in the bright sunlight,

Seto folded his arms and stamped his heeled foot "Well then! I will just go in there and buy that dress myself!" with a swish of his trench coat. Seto swept into the store. He walked in two steps and slammed into a young woman carrying a large bag. It sent the both of them tumbling to the floor.

Kaiba waited for the pain of his ass hitting the hardwood floor, but did not feel it. Opening a long lashes, his vision focused. For a long moment he was staring at

"MUTT!" Seto screamed pulling away from his grasp, feeling his skin crawl.

Joey tipped his head in curiosity "Oh the Kaiba-chick again, wat you got his clothes now?!"

Seto nearly died, either he was the stupidest human being on the earth, or... "Yeah, I um like his clothes, they're so punk."

Joey snorted "You okay Serenity?" he dusted his sister's shoulder off with a kind smile.

"Yeah, um I'm sorry for nearly messin up your hot dog in the Pavilion..." Joey began rubbing the back of his neck. He faint blush creeping over his cheeks,

Seto in terror nearly vomited what little he ate this morning, he heard his stomach make a violent noise "I think I'm going to be sick..." he muttered and then added

"Leave me alone Wheeler you make me sick" Seto snapped, Joey perked with something like anger.

"Well then, you are startin to talk just like Kaiba. Come to think of it, that jerk has been absent for over a few weeks now, Germany can't take that long can it?" Joey asked.

Seto was coherent long enough to see the floor rise to meet him,

Frail arms caught him, "Lord Sato, it's just a boy. You don't need to faint" Suu Kushimara turned around looking thinner then ever. Sato Kushimara in her arms, Serenity Wheeler stared. Joey's face was dumbstruck, where the hell had she come from?

"What are you doin here?" he cried looking at the sad looking girl dressed in black.

"I am here to guide my cousin, and nothing more. I have to tell you something Joey Wheeler. Do you want to know why this girl looks so much like Kaiba, because she /is/ Kaiba..." she whispered in his ear.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!" Joey's scream echoed for the next few minutes, till even Grandpa in the Kame Game Shop faintly heard the scream...