Hi all! First you should know that it was 9:30 in the morning when I wrote
this, and I had just finished a 20oz. Mountain dew. I get very hyper when I
drink mountain dew. Actually my friends told me to post this and tell you
this and I swore never to obey anyone but the ALMIGHTY PAPER SHREDDER!
(inside joke) Anyway, you really don't want to listen to me rant and rave,
so let's get on with the show!
~Someone Annoying
That really annoying voice that is always on talk shows: Welcome one and all to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host....... Someone Annoying! *shouts of boos go up and Someone Annoying enters the stage. S/A glares at them and they go right to clapping and cheering*
S/A: Thank you, thank you! I just want to tell you all how special I feel towards Barney and all of his......*stares at cue cards in the background* WHAT? Who wrote the damn script? I'm sueing! This is an outrage! *stalks off-stage and you hear the sound of a fist sight. S/A comes back in looking triumphant with a black eye and a bloody lip* Well, now that that's been taken care of, we should get on with the show! Today we have King Jonathan of Conte, Sir/Lady Alanna, King's Champion, Baroness of Pirate's Swoop, heir to Barony Olau, and Veralidaine Sarrasri, the Wildmage o team #1. On team #2 we have Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, and Hermione Granger. For team #3 it's Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, and Princess Leah of Alderan. (A/N I know, I know, Leah is only an adopted princess, but SO WHAT!)
Here's your co-hosts Kati and Ari! *nothing happens* I said HERE ARE YOUR CO-HOSTS KATI AND ARI! *Kati and Ari run on-stage and start babbling about why their late (at the same time)*
Kati: Sorry, the bus got stopped on the way here and I..
Ari: I had to finish all the extra wok and..
S/A: SHUT UP! We're on the air!
Kati and Ari: Oh!
S/A: O.K. Now let's meet team number one! *Jon, Alanna, and Daine all crash through the roof*
Jon, Alanna, and Daine: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Daine: Where are we?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Jon, Alanna, and Daine: *gulp*
S/A: Now let's meet team two! *nothing happens* I said LET'S MEET TEAM TWO! *Harry, Ron and Hermione all appear in a puff of smoke and stare at S/A, Kati, and Ari*
Hermione: (to Harry) Where are we?
Harry I don't know, one minute we were in Charms and the next minute we were here!
Daine: Ask them. (points at S/A, Kati, and Ari)
Ron: Where are we?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil, evil grin*
All: *gulp*
Jon: (suddenly stronger) I command you to free us at once and send us all back to where we were!
S/A: Why should I?
Jon: Because..... well........ because I'm the King!
Kati: Not here, you're not!
Jon: What????
Ari: Let me explain. Right now, you're on a game show. You are not the king here because we are in America, and there's no king. Besides, the Almighty Author didn't really know what to put here.
Jon: Oh.
*Whilst Ari is explaining this to Jon, Kati whispers something in S/A's ear. They both grin evilly*
S/A: Now we should announce team three, but Kati and I would like to introduce them by character. So heeeeeeeeeeeere's Anakin Skywalker! *Ani appears and looks around flabbergasted (I love that word)* And here's Count Dooku!
Anakin: Count Dooku? Where??
*Count Dooku appears*
Anakin: DIE, DOOKU, DIE! *He reaches for his lightsaber only to find that it's not there* WHAT??? WHERE'S MY LIGHTSABER????????????????
S/A: You can't have it on this show. Anyway, Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Princess Leah of Alderan! *Leah walks onto the stage dressed beautifully and Jon, Harry, and Ron gape at her, Anakin is still shouting at Dooku and Count Dooku seems obsessed with the fact that one of his nails is broken.* (A/N I know, Dooku might not be like this, but he's evil, and we need to make him obsess about something other than that! Besides he seems like one who would be vain.)
Dooku: (wailing) I broke a nail! I broke a nail! I broke a nail! I-
S/A, Kati, and Ari: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
*Dooku is silent*
Leah: Where am I?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil, evil, evil grin*
Everyone Except Leah: *gulp*
Leah: Fun!
All: (everyone looks at Leah) *gasp!*
Leah: What?
Ron: Do you know what you just said?
Leah: Yes. I said 'What'.
Ron No! Before that!
Leah: Oh, I said 'Fun!' So what? I mean, they are really scary, especially the one who grinned, but it might be fun! (A/N is Leah OOC? If so tell me! And tell me how she would act. I haven't seen Episodes 4,5, &6 in a long time.)
S/A: *very angrily* What do you mean 'especially the one who grinned'?
Leah: Um.......
S/A: I SHALL NOW UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE PAPER SHREDDER!
All: What?
*Kati and Ari are struggling to hold S/A back*
Ari: She is very obsessed with paper shredders. Don't let her anywhere near one. Last time, she was at a doctor's office and she bent down to worship it and they all thought she was mentally ill.
Alanna: You mean she isn't? *Alanna ducks a flying empty 2-leader bottle of Mountain Dew that has been thrown at her by S/A*
Kati: Uh-oh.
Daine, Hermione, Alanna, and Leah: What?
Kati: Ari, did she just throw what I think she threw?
Ari: I'm afraid so.
Kati: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: WHAT?
Ari: She just threw an empty 2-leader bottle of Mountain Dew.
Anakin: And?
Kati: *finally calmed down enough to talk* If it was empty that means she drank it.
Anakin: And?
Ari: SHE GETS HYPER WHEN SHE GETS TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND SUGAR WHICH IS BASICALLY WHAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS MADE OF!
Kati: How did you know all that about the Mountain Dew?
Ari: When I get bored I read the back of pop bottles.
S/A: *very hyper and jumping around* You mean I'm not the only one?
Kati: O.K. Now she's scaring me.
S/A: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD I SHOULD SCARE YOU! You....you.... NON- LOVER OF PAPER SHREDDERS! *starts sobbing*
Ari: Look what you did, Kati!
Kati: What?
Ari: You made her sad, you meanypoopoohead!
Kati: I'm sorry Li-I means S/A.
S/A: That doesn't cut it. Plus you just said my real name 'on the air'-
Kati: Almost said your real name.
S/A: So the stalker people will come and get me! *sobs hysterically*
Ari: S/A the stalker people will not come and get you!
S/A: How do you know??
Alanna: ::Ahem:: Hello? Have you forgotten about us?
S/A: *stops crying immediately* Who......? No, of course not, Now on with the show!
Sorry that sux! I really was on a 'Mountain Dew High' as my friends call it. Review, even if to say it made no sense! I am NOT continuing if I get no reviews!
~Someone Annoying
That really annoying voice that is always on talk shows: Welcome one and all to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host....... Someone Annoying! *shouts of boos go up and Someone Annoying enters the stage. S/A glares at them and they go right to clapping and cheering*
S/A: Thank you, thank you! I just want to tell you all how special I feel towards Barney and all of his......*stares at cue cards in the background* WHAT? Who wrote the damn script? I'm sueing! This is an outrage! *stalks off-stage and you hear the sound of a fist sight. S/A comes back in looking triumphant with a black eye and a bloody lip* Well, now that that's been taken care of, we should get on with the show! Today we have King Jonathan of Conte, Sir/Lady Alanna, King's Champion, Baroness of Pirate's Swoop, heir to Barony Olau, and Veralidaine Sarrasri, the Wildmage o team #1. On team #2 we have Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, and Hermione Granger. For team #3 it's Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, and Princess Leah of Alderan. (A/N I know, I know, Leah is only an adopted princess, but SO WHAT!)
Here's your co-hosts Kati and Ari! *nothing happens* I said HERE ARE YOUR CO-HOSTS KATI AND ARI! *Kati and Ari run on-stage and start babbling about why their late (at the same time)*
Kati: Sorry, the bus got stopped on the way here and I..
Ari: I had to finish all the extra wok and..
S/A: SHUT UP! We're on the air!
Kati and Ari: Oh!
S/A: O.K. Now let's meet team number one! *Jon, Alanna, and Daine all crash through the roof*
Jon, Alanna, and Daine: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Daine: Where are we?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Jon, Alanna, and Daine: *gulp*
S/A: Now let's meet team two! *nothing happens* I said LET'S MEET TEAM TWO! *Harry, Ron and Hermione all appear in a puff of smoke and stare at S/A, Kati, and Ari*
Hermione: (to Harry) Where are we?
Harry I don't know, one minute we were in Charms and the next minute we were here!
Daine: Ask them. (points at S/A, Kati, and Ari)
Ron: Where are we?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil, evil grin*
All: *gulp*
Jon: (suddenly stronger) I command you to free us at once and send us all back to where we were!
S/A: Why should I?
Jon: Because..... well........ because I'm the King!
Kati: Not here, you're not!
Jon: What????
Ari: Let me explain. Right now, you're on a game show. You are not the king here because we are in America, and there's no king. Besides, the Almighty Author didn't really know what to put here.
Jon: Oh.
*Whilst Ari is explaining this to Jon, Kati whispers something in S/A's ear. They both grin evilly*
S/A: Now we should announce team three, but Kati and I would like to introduce them by character. So heeeeeeeeeeeere's Anakin Skywalker! *Ani appears and looks around flabbergasted (I love that word)* And here's Count Dooku!
Anakin: Count Dooku? Where??
*Count Dooku appears*
Anakin: DIE, DOOKU, DIE! *He reaches for his lightsaber only to find that it's not there* WHAT??? WHERE'S MY LIGHTSABER????????????????
S/A: You can't have it on this show. Anyway, Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Princess Leah of Alderan! *Leah walks onto the stage dressed beautifully and Jon, Harry, and Ron gape at her, Anakin is still shouting at Dooku and Count Dooku seems obsessed with the fact that one of his nails is broken.* (A/N I know, Dooku might not be like this, but he's evil, and we need to make him obsess about something other than that! Besides he seems like one who would be vain.)
Dooku: (wailing) I broke a nail! I broke a nail! I broke a nail! I-
S/A, Kati, and Ari: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
*Dooku is silent*
Leah: Where am I?
Kati: You're on Somebody Annoying's Game Show!
Ari: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil, evil, evil grin*
Everyone Except Leah: *gulp*
Leah: Fun!
All: (everyone looks at Leah) *gasp!*
Leah: What?
Ron: Do you know what you just said?
Leah: Yes. I said 'What'.
Ron No! Before that!
Leah: Oh, I said 'Fun!' So what? I mean, they are really scary, especially the one who grinned, but it might be fun! (A/N is Leah OOC? If so tell me! And tell me how she would act. I haven't seen Episodes 4,5, &6 in a long time.)
S/A: *very angrily* What do you mean 'especially the one who grinned'?
Leah: Um.......
S/A: I SHALL NOW UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE PAPER SHREDDER!
All: What?
*Kati and Ari are struggling to hold S/A back*
Ari: She is very obsessed with paper shredders. Don't let her anywhere near one. Last time, she was at a doctor's office and she bent down to worship it and they all thought she was mentally ill.
Alanna: You mean she isn't? *Alanna ducks a flying empty 2-leader bottle of Mountain Dew that has been thrown at her by S/A*
Kati: Uh-oh.
Daine, Hermione, Alanna, and Leah: What?
Kati: Ari, did she just throw what I think she threw?
Ari: I'm afraid so.
Kati: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: WHAT?
Ari: She just threw an empty 2-leader bottle of Mountain Dew.
Anakin: And?
Kati: *finally calmed down enough to talk* If it was empty that means she drank it.
Anakin: And?
Ari: SHE GETS HYPER WHEN SHE GETS TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND SUGAR WHICH IS BASICALLY WHAT MOUNTAIN DEW IS MADE OF!
Kati: How did you know all that about the Mountain Dew?
Ari: When I get bored I read the back of pop bottles.
S/A: *very hyper and jumping around* You mean I'm not the only one?
Kati: O.K. Now she's scaring me.
S/A: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD I SHOULD SCARE YOU! You....you.... NON- LOVER OF PAPER SHREDDERS! *starts sobbing*
Ari: Look what you did, Kati!
Kati: What?
Ari: You made her sad, you meanypoopoohead!
Kati: I'm sorry Li-I means S/A.
S/A: That doesn't cut it. Plus you just said my real name 'on the air'-
Kati: Almost said your real name.
S/A: So the stalker people will come and get me! *sobs hysterically*
Ari: S/A the stalker people will not come and get you!
S/A: How do you know??
Alanna: ::Ahem:: Hello? Have you forgotten about us?
S/A: *stops crying immediately* Who......? No, of course not, Now on with the show!
Sorry that sux! I really was on a 'Mountain Dew High' as my friends call it. Review, even if to say it made no sense! I am NOT continuing if I get no reviews!