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Disclaimer: Sigh I do not Yawn own these characters. Therefore I do not have that? Which I don't? Oh, well. I don't own these characters. Sorry I haven't been updating, I've been busy.

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= Inu Yasha 1/3 =

"So, 'Sakura' what do we do know?" Inuyama asked. She pulled her skirt down a bit. "Kagome. How do you ever put up with this... this thing!! It's cold!!" Inuyama sneezed.

"Bless you my dear. I have something to ask you. Inuyama. My dear. Will you bear my child?" She asked.

"MIROKU!!!!" Saisho and Kagome yelled.

A tick mark suddenly appeared on Inuyama's face. Her fist was shaking violently. "NO! BAKA!! We are both women!! Numbskull!!" She yelled.

Sakura looked at Inuyama. "Oh yeah. Your Inu Yasha how could I have forgotten?" He looked at his hand. "Hmm. Hey... I can look at myself naked!!"

Inuyama slapped Sakura. "Baka!! Come on let's go." Saisho grabbed Sakura by the ear and they walked off to see some sites.

"WOW! China is so cool!!" The little Shippou said holding Kirara's little hand.

"Kirara. Hold Shippou's hand. So you don't get lost." Saisho turned around. "So where are we going next?"

"I'm ready to turn in!" Sakura yelled.

"Well. We have to walk to my uncle's house. Come on. I don't think it's far from here. My mom said that his house is a mile away from the Great Wall's southern wall. And I think we're almost there, too!" Kagome said. "Kagome looked around. There was a huge wall in front of them.

"Hey! What's this wall doing here? No problem. I'll just punch my way through!" Inuyama said. She punched the wall. Her hand became really red. "OWW!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. Everyone had another look of stupidity on they're faces.

"It's called the 'GREAT WALL' for that reason. It's suppose to be there." Kagome stated.

"I suppose that you don't have your demon strength anymore..." Saisho said. Inuyama began to sob softly.

"It's okay. Inuyama. You'll be fine!" Sakura swung her staff at Inuyama.

"OI!!" Inuyama slapped Sakura.

"OWW!!" She yelled. She rubbed her face. "Jeeze, why'd you hit me... it hurt..." She uttered.

"OH! Come on it's that way!!" Kagome said. They all started to run towards the house a few yards away.

Kagome knocked on the door. "Ouji-chan!!" Kagome yelled and backed away from the door. There was a man standing in front of the door. He looked puzzled.

"Ah, Ni hao?" He said. "Who are you? I don't want anymore cookies dear, I'm sorry." He said.

"Ouji-chan!! It's me Kagome!!" Kagome yelled in frustration.

He pulled his glasses out of his pocket and put them on. "Kagome-chan? Is that really you?"

"Yes, it's me!!" She yelled.

"You sound like my Kagome. But, you don't look anything like my Kagome." He said.

"Uh... that's because... uh... because we're rehearsing for a play... that's based on China. And we're in costume and it's kinda stuck on us." Kagome laughed nervously.

"Us? Who is this us?" He asked lifting an eyebrow.

Kagome stepped to the side and everyone behind her appeared. "This is Inuyama. Saisho. Sakura. Shippou. And Kirara." Kagome stammered.

"Eh. Inuyama? Saisho? Sakura? Shippou? And Kirara? Oh friends? Please come in come in."

They entered the house. "Oh, is that Kagome, dear?" A kind woman asked.

"Yeah. How'd you know?" He asked.

"Her mother just called. To say that they were going to come here." She said.

"Okay. Her friends are staying with her too." Kagome spoke to everyone quietly.

"Oh, really? Okay. Let me get a good look at her. The last time I saw her she was four years old." She said standing up from the couch.

Kagome turned around and greeted her aunt. "Hello."

"AH! Kagome-chan is that you?" She yelled backing up in shock.

"Yeah. It's me. I'm just in costume for a play we're doing and the costume is uh... kinda stuck on me." She said panicky.

"Costume? Eh? What play?" She asked.

"It's called.... ano... etto.... China!" She faltered.

"Oh. So that's why you're here huh? Your mother said it was because you're coming to seek a jewel of some kind."

"Well, that's what... the... the uh... story plot is about." Kagome uttered.

"OH! Okay." She said. She sat back onto the couch and started to knit once more.

Kagome's uncle showed them to they're room. "If that's okay with you. You all will sleep in the same room. We only have one room to spare." He asked kindly with a smile.

"Sure. That'd be fine." Kagome said. Kagome's uncle left the room to get some blankets and pillows and everyone got comfy. "What do we do now?"

Saisho looked at Kagome. "What do we do now? We aren't going to say this way forever are we?" he asked.

"Yeah. I don't like being a girl!!" Inuyama yelled.

"Keep it down Inu Yasha I suppose we're going to have to stay like this forever!" Kagome shouted.

Kagome's uncle came. "Kagome-chan. I brought you some things!! Oh why don't you, Inuyama, Sakura and Kirara take a bath together?" He asked.

"Sure why not!!" Sakura smirked.

"No that's okay. I'll just take a bath first with Kirara. Then everyone else will go." Kagome said.

"Okay. But what's so wrong with bathing with them?" Her uncle asked.

"Well... uh... there's this thing about us not getting along well, and it's hard to explain."

Her uncle just shrugged. "Suit yourself." He handed Kagome the towels and walked out of the room.

"Miroku. Don't you dare be looking at yourself naked! DO YOU HEAR ME!!" Kagome yelled.

"I'll be watching him if he does!!" Inuyama yelled.

Sakura, Inuyama and Saisho went into the bathroom. Lucky for Inu Yasha and Miroku they didn't have to sneak in like Sango did.

Sakura began to unveil herself. Saisho quickly took a towel and wrapped it around Sakura.

"OI!!! NANI O!" Sakura yelled. – Hey!! What--! –

Saisho put a finger on his forehead, "You were going to look at yourself weren't you?" Saisho asked.

"Maybe I was!" Sakura yelled.

Inuyama was watching from a distance. "Stupid Monk!" He yelled.

Saisho pushed Sakura into the hot water. Suddenly, Sakura had turned into Miroku again.

Miroku looked at his hand. "HEY! I'M MYSELF!!" He yelled.

Saisho and Inu Yasha were in shock. Miroku stood up. His towel fell. He watched slowly as his towel fell to floor. Miroku screamed.

Saisho turned around and ran out of the room to tell Kagome. He also brought a big bucket full of hot water. "KAGOME!!" Saisho yelled.

"Yes?" Kagome turned her head and told Kagome what had just happened to Miroku.
"HONTO??!!" She yelled.

"It's true. See for yourself!" Saisho yelled. He took the bucket and poured it over himself. Saisho turned into Sango.

"WOOW!! Give me a go!" Kagome took a bucket of hot water and poured it over herself. "Hey!! I am myself again!! Let's go do that to the others!!"

Sango and Kagome took the BIG bucket of hot water, enough for everyone to get poured on by and rushed to the bathroom.

"Inu Yasha!! Shippou!! Kirara!!" Sango screamed.

They came running about.

"What?" Shippou asked.

Kagome and Sango pulled the rope, which had the bucket on the end and spilled it over them.

"KAGOME!!" Inu Yasha yelled. He looked at his hair. "Hey! I am back to normal!!"

To be continued...

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Hello! I hoped you liked that! Thank you OLGA! For all the help! I hope you all review! Please!! If you have any suggestions for Myoga or anyone else please tell me. I'm having some trouble. =.=

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