LOTR Self Help Classes-Chapter Three!
Self-Help Guy: Hello, and welcome to the third session of self-help for Lord of the Rings
characters! Joining us today are..
Gollum: The precious is ours..yesssshhh...precious..
Merry: NOW I'M ANGRY
Pippin: I made him angry
Denethor: I'm kinda flaming..and I kinda ache everywhere from burn scars
and..and..and..*sob* I got OIL in my eyes...*big huge shuddering gasp and more sobs*
Random Orc: I dunno Rocky..I'm just here for the ride man..just here for the ride..
Farmer Maggot: SOMEONE WAS IN MY 'SHROOMS
*Hundreds of miles away Frodo Baggins cowers*
Gimli: My beard got tangled up
Merry: SO?!?!?! I'M ANGRY
Gimli: ...
Pippin: Merry..you know how this affects your ulcer! *nods knowingly*
Haldir: If you must know..I swoon Legolas
SFG: O_O
Haldir: *grins cheekily* Only his fabulous hair of course..and his wonderful good looks..and everything about him..hehe
Merry: . *pulls the mask and the wig and the costume off*
Crying Girl from TTT: MOMMEEEEE! LEGOLAS IS NAKEE!
Haldir/Legolas: NO! I'm not Legolas! *gets a fluffy pink bathrobe* I'm serious!
CGfTTT: *sob* He scares me! WHERE'S THE FRYING PAN?
Fmaggot: Mebbe you all need some mushrooms..who STOLE them..?
Denethor: No one cares about me! All you care about are all your little problems..well I
have problems too you know! Boromir is dead *more great racking sobs* Faramir isn't
King (*secretly shouts yay!*) and I'm dead!
Pippin: Eeehhhh shaaaatt up
Gollum: Precious..precious..shut up yes precious..shut the *beep* up!
CGfTTT: He said a BAD word MOMMYKINS!
Gimli: *slaps the little girl* Quiet you! No one is too know that..you realize Andy..errr I mean Gollum has a nasty temper!
Merry: NO, I HAVE A NASTY TEMPER YOU TWIT!
Elf Who Really Is Legolas: *pats the bathrobe*
Random Orc: It's all good man..fluffy bathrobes are da bomb in da Mordor..woot...
Legolas: Not so!
Gollum: Precious..preciouss..
Denethor: *is still crying* Does no one care for me? *everyone shouts NO!* FINE! Then I'm leaving! *runs out screaming and slams the door as everyone laughs*
Everyone: Bahaa..!
Gollum: MEH! DENNY! Where'd ya GOOO?
SFG: O_O Wha..what? Gollum?
Gollum: Errrrr..precious..precious..
Gimli: That's better.. scared moi for a second
CgfTTT: EEEPPS that was French!
SFG: *does not want to get into things like French in this session* Bye bye now! *giggles girlishly*
Self-Help Guy: Hello, and welcome to the third session of self-help for Lord of the Rings
characters! Joining us today are..
Gollum: The precious is ours..yesssshhh...precious..
Merry: NOW I'M ANGRY
Pippin: I made him angry
Denethor: I'm kinda flaming..and I kinda ache everywhere from burn scars
and..and..and..*sob* I got OIL in my eyes...*big huge shuddering gasp and more sobs*
Random Orc: I dunno Rocky..I'm just here for the ride man..just here for the ride..
Farmer Maggot: SOMEONE WAS IN MY 'SHROOMS
*Hundreds of miles away Frodo Baggins cowers*
Gimli: My beard got tangled up
Merry: SO?!?!?! I'M ANGRY
Gimli: ...
Pippin: Merry..you know how this affects your ulcer! *nods knowingly*
Haldir: If you must know..I swoon Legolas
SFG: O_O
Haldir: *grins cheekily* Only his fabulous hair of course..and his wonderful good looks..and everything about him..hehe
Merry: . *pulls the mask and the wig and the costume off*
Crying Girl from TTT: MOMMEEEEE! LEGOLAS IS NAKEE!
Haldir/Legolas: NO! I'm not Legolas! *gets a fluffy pink bathrobe* I'm serious!
CGfTTT: *sob* He scares me! WHERE'S THE FRYING PAN?
Fmaggot: Mebbe you all need some mushrooms..who STOLE them..?
Denethor: No one cares about me! All you care about are all your little problems..well I
have problems too you know! Boromir is dead *more great racking sobs* Faramir isn't
King (*secretly shouts yay!*) and I'm dead!
Pippin: Eeehhhh shaaaatt up
Gollum: Precious..precious..shut up yes precious..shut the *beep* up!
CGfTTT: He said a BAD word MOMMYKINS!
Gimli: *slaps the little girl* Quiet you! No one is too know that..you realize Andy..errr I mean Gollum has a nasty temper!
Merry: NO, I HAVE A NASTY TEMPER YOU TWIT!
Elf Who Really Is Legolas: *pats the bathrobe*
Random Orc: It's all good man..fluffy bathrobes are da bomb in da Mordor..woot...
Legolas: Not so!
Gollum: Precious..preciouss..
Denethor: *is still crying* Does no one care for me? *everyone shouts NO!* FINE! Then I'm leaving! *runs out screaming and slams the door as everyone laughs*
Everyone: Bahaa..!
Gollum: MEH! DENNY! Where'd ya GOOO?
SFG: O_O Wha..what? Gollum?
Gollum: Errrrr..precious..precious..
Gimli: That's better.. scared moi for a second
CgfTTT: EEEPPS that was French!
SFG: *does not want to get into things like French in this session* Bye bye now! *giggles girlishly*