Chapter 2
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm back and you can't stop me! *Someone tries to take her 2-leader Mountain Dew away* NOOOOOOOO NEVER! * She grabs it back and hits whoever it was over the head with one of those electric wand thingys. He stumbles in pain and she laughs hyserically* O.K. On with the show!
DISCLAIMER: S/A belongs to me. (Wait! she is me!) Kati and Ari are My BFs. All the SW characters belong to Lucas. All the Tortallan characters are Tammy's. All the HP charachters are J.K.'s. All the Labyrinth charachters are Jim Henson Co. and George Lucas's. (As if I owned Jareth the Goblin King! *sobs then calms down enough to talk again* Ah, well. I can only dream!)
That really annoying voice that is alway on talk shows: Welcome one and all to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host....... Someone Annoying! *everyone remembers to clap and cheer this time except for some people in the back*
S/A: (to the two people in the back who were booing) Who are you?
Girl#1: I'm Lizzy
Girl#2: I'm Stacia
S/A: Well, why were you boing instead of clapping and cheering, huh, huh? *glares at them*
Lizzy: Well.........we..........um
Stacia: *brilliantly* We didn't remember!
Lizzy: Yeah that's it! We didn't remember!
S/A: Do you know what the punishment for forgetting is?
Lizzy and Staicia: No.
*All of we sudden we appear in that long tunnel in the Labyrinth. S/A is twirling a crystal/bubble in her hand*
Lizzy: Where are we??
S/A: You know very well where we are.
Lizzy: No, I don't. *very panicked* Get me out of here now!
S/A: So, Stacia, Lizzy, how are you enjoying my Game Show?
Stacia: *over confidentally* We like it.
S/A: Is that so? Well how about this little slice?
*S/A throws the crytal/bubble and two really ugly guys appear out of nowhere*
*Lizzy faints*
Stacia: Ewwww! Who are they?
S/A: They are your dates tonight.
Lizzy: *suddenly revived* Our dates?
S/A: Yes. Your dates.
Stacia and Lizzy: It's not fair!
S/A: You say that so often. *Stacia and Lizzy look confused* I wonder what your basis for comparison is.
*S/A dissapears*
Stacia: O.K. That was weird.
Lizzy: Let's get out of here!
*The guys are following them*
*Camera suddenly turns back to the studio in witch the teams are set up for the first round*
S/A: O.K. The first catagory is 'Labyrinth'. The second catagory is 'David Bowie'. The third catagory is 'Labyrinth'. The fourth catagory is 'David Bowie'. And the fith catagory is 'Yoda'!
Hermione: Yoga? I can do that! *goes into the 'dying chicken' posture*
Kati: No! Not 'yoga'! Yoda! See!
*Yoda appears*
Yoda: (to Jon) Master Anakin. These days, how are you?
Jon: Um... I'm not Master Anakin.
Anakin: Master Yoda!
Yoda: Anakin! How are you, I must ask?
Anakin: I'm fine!
Ari: (to Yoda) Sorry, to break up this touching reunion, but who the hell are you?
Yoda: I am Maser Yoda of the Jedi Council.
Ari: The what?
Adience Member: Have you ever seen Star Wars, missy?
Kati: No, she hasn't. *menacingly* You got a problem with that? *Kati, who stole Anakin's lightsaber, takes it out and turns it on*
AM#1: *gulp* No, not a problem
AM#2: Well, I've got all the tapes in my purse here somewhere if you want to wach them. *rumages (sp?) around in purse*
S/A: We don't have time for that! *ducks sharp objects being thrown at her* ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
*All the audience members are quiet though grumbling about not watching SW ans S/A glares at them. (A/N I do that when I'm annoyed, I glare. Plus I like that word!)*
S/A: *a little too sweetly* Team #1, what is your choice?
Jon: (who seems to have been elected spokesperson) We choose 'Yoda' for 900,000,000,000.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm back and you can't stop me! *Someone tries to take her 2-leader Mountain Dew away* NOOOOOOOO NEVER! * She grabs it back and hits whoever it was over the head with one of those electric wand thingys. He stumbles in pain and she laughs hyserically* O.K. On with the show!
DISCLAIMER: S/A belongs to me. (Wait! she is me!) Kati and Ari are My BFs. All the SW characters belong to Lucas. All the Tortallan characters are Tammy's. All the HP charachters are J.K.'s. All the Labyrinth charachters are Jim Henson Co. and George Lucas's. (As if I owned Jareth the Goblin King! *sobs then calms down enough to talk again* Ah, well. I can only dream!)
That really annoying voice that is alway on talk shows: Welcome one and all to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host....... Someone Annoying! *everyone remembers to clap and cheer this time except for some people in the back*
S/A: (to the two people in the back who were booing) Who are you?
Girl#1: I'm Lizzy
Girl#2: I'm Stacia
S/A: Well, why were you boing instead of clapping and cheering, huh, huh? *glares at them*
Lizzy: Well.........we..........um
Stacia: *brilliantly* We didn't remember!
Lizzy: Yeah that's it! We didn't remember!
S/A: Do you know what the punishment for forgetting is?
Lizzy and Staicia: No.
*All of we sudden we appear in that long tunnel in the Labyrinth. S/A is twirling a crystal/bubble in her hand*
Lizzy: Where are we??
S/A: You know very well where we are.
Lizzy: No, I don't. *very panicked* Get me out of here now!
S/A: So, Stacia, Lizzy, how are you enjoying my Game Show?
Stacia: *over confidentally* We like it.
S/A: Is that so? Well how about this little slice?
*S/A throws the crytal/bubble and two really ugly guys appear out of nowhere*
*Lizzy faints*
Stacia: Ewwww! Who are they?
S/A: They are your dates tonight.
Lizzy: *suddenly revived* Our dates?
S/A: Yes. Your dates.
Stacia and Lizzy: It's not fair!
S/A: You say that so often. *Stacia and Lizzy look confused* I wonder what your basis for comparison is.
*S/A dissapears*
Stacia: O.K. That was weird.
Lizzy: Let's get out of here!
*The guys are following them*
*Camera suddenly turns back to the studio in witch the teams are set up for the first round*
S/A: O.K. The first catagory is 'Labyrinth'. The second catagory is 'David Bowie'. The third catagory is 'Labyrinth'. The fourth catagory is 'David Bowie'. And the fith catagory is 'Yoda'!
Hermione: Yoga? I can do that! *goes into the 'dying chicken' posture*
Kati: No! Not 'yoga'! Yoda! See!
*Yoda appears*
Yoda: (to Jon) Master Anakin. These days, how are you?
Jon: Um... I'm not Master Anakin.
Anakin: Master Yoda!
Yoda: Anakin! How are you, I must ask?
Anakin: I'm fine!
Ari: (to Yoda) Sorry, to break up this touching reunion, but who the hell are you?
Yoda: I am Maser Yoda of the Jedi Council.
Ari: The what?
Adience Member: Have you ever seen Star Wars, missy?
Kati: No, she hasn't. *menacingly* You got a problem with that? *Kati, who stole Anakin's lightsaber, takes it out and turns it on*
AM#1: *gulp* No, not a problem
AM#2: Well, I've got all the tapes in my purse here somewhere if you want to wach them. *rumages (sp?) around in purse*
S/A: We don't have time for that! *ducks sharp objects being thrown at her* ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
*All the audience members are quiet though grumbling about not watching SW ans S/A glares at them. (A/N I do that when I'm annoyed, I glare. Plus I like that word!)*
S/A: *a little too sweetly* Team #1, what is your choice?
Jon: (who seems to have been elected spokesperson) We choose 'Yoda' for 900,000,000,000.