(The cold night air gets to my nose as I run from the Burger King. I have no idea how to actually defeat the evil dude. His strength and speed surpass my own, and every time I win he just comes back more powerful. There has to be a way to defeat him, there has to be.)

Chapter Six: Trying to Make a Relationship is a Waste of Time I some Cases, but not in These Cases

"Oh come on brudda, don't you think I have a chance with Lulu?" Wakka asked Tidus as they walked to school on Monday. Tidus shook his head. "No, no I don't. She's in a totally different league then you are, and besides, didn't you say that the first time you talked to her she took no apparent interest in you?" Tidus replied. "Well you can at least be supportive! I've supported you in your relationship with Yuna." Tidus gritted his teeth. "We are not in a relationship! We are just friends! And you haven't even been supportive," Tidus snared back.
Once Wakka spotted Seymour at school, he rushed over to him. "Seymour, do you think I have a chance with Lulu?" Seymour scratched his head. "No, but you can try," Seymour answered.
Tidus was walking to his class when he barely missed the big one and the little one. He darted behind a locker and looked to see if the coast was clear. It was, so he walked carefully to his class.
Math class was probably the most boring class he had. Mainly because the teacher was completely and totally boring and there were only two students, himself and Paine. However this time, there were four students. One was Lulu, and the other was the senior with silver hair and a green jacket he saw on the first day of school.
He sat down at his regular seat and took out his pencil. The teacher got up from his desk. "Class I would like to introduce two new students, Lulu Wasami, and Baralai Niriatami. "That's just plain freaky, they both have Japanese last names that I think don't exist," Tidus thought.
The teacher then grabbed a dry erase marker and wrote an extremely long and difficult calculus problem on the dry erase board.
"Would any one of you please answer this," he said plainly.
Lulu raised up her hand. "I will sir."
She stood up from her desk and walked over to the board and did the problem in exactly three seconds.
Tidus opened his mouth in shock.
After school Tidus and Seymour were talking when Wakka came up to them. "This is it guys! I'm going to impress Lulu!" Wakka exclaimed. Tidus just popped his knuckles. "Well, try if you want."
Wakka walked to where Lulu was while Seymour turned to Tidus. "Hey Tidus, I was wondering. Do you and Yuna like each other?" Tidus raised his eyebrow suspiciously. "Why?" Seymour blushed. "Well, I was gonna ask her out." Tidus smiled. "Hey, no problem! Don't worry about it!" Seymour smiled. "So, it's okay?" he asked. Tidus nodded. Seymour rushed off while Rikku ran over to Tidus.
"Hey Tidus!" Tidus had no idea that Rikku was there so he almost got a heart attack.
"Rikku! Don't do that!" Rikku just laughed. "So what's up?" she asked while jumping over the rail. Tidus shook his head. "Well, Wakka's trying to get Lulu to like him and Seymour's asking Yuna out on a date."
Rikku nodded and flipped over the rail landing on her feet.
Meanwhile, with Wakka and Lulu. "Hi Lulu," Wakka said nervously. Lulu didn't even need to look up from her laptop. "Hello, again." Wakka sat down next to her. "So, I was wondering, would you like to go see a movie, or something?" Lulu closed her laptop. "Why?" Wakka scratched his head. "I dunno. Get to know each other?" Lulu brushed a braid of hair to the side. "Why not?"
She walked away and Wakka jumped up and dashed towards Tidus. "See? I told you I had a chance!" Wakka exclaimed. Seymour was almost exactly the same.
Tidus just smirked. "Well that's all good, but I have to get ready for a movie tonight."

(Well that's Chapter Six! Next chapter's gonna be action packed with some samurai goodness. Yeah well, I've got a battle to prepare for, so I'm out.)