Sorry for not updating in a while!!!!!!!!!!!
Part One of Chapter Four is here!!!!
SHG: Hi everyone! Welcome to my self help classes once again! Now all talk among yourselves and let your feelings flow..let your chi flow around you and make the chili inside boil..then the hormones start raging! Thank you. giggle
Eowyn: ...shut up! I hate you!
Denethor: It doesn't matter. Nothing matter we're all going to die anyway so WOOT party! Bring on the girls!
Grima: Aww Denny I didn't know you cared!
Frodo: Eww Grimykins that is so GROOOOOOOOOSS! How could you even, like, even, like, think of something like that?! brushes hair
Sam: Frodo....glare
SHG: So it seems as if most of you are having emotional problems..pessimistic..optimistic..teenageish..evilness....pervertedness..lu st..that's normal for the chili inside though! Let the chili run through your veins..then all will feel better.
Galadriel: Wow that totally works! hugs everyone in the room
Eowyn: Hey back off ferret head!
SHG: Now now..no fighting ladies
Sam: SHG...glare
Saruman: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAH my plan is working!
Arwen: wakes up Huh?? What did I miss?
SHG: You need to stay awake lamby-kins or you're going to miss the aura of self help my chili like class gives you. nods
Aragorn: Heck this is boring momeeeeeee!! I want SUGAR! and COOKIES! SUGARY SNACKS AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Theoden: hands everyone a free pair of underwear
Aragorn: Ooh yay! Undies!
Sam: Aragorn..glare
Saruman ::is muttering:: My plan is working..yesss working..precious..
Frodo: Huh?! What was that Saruman?
Saruman: Uhhhhhhhh..candy gram?
SHG: is not noticing any of this See how much better you're feelings? Isn't this grand all of us sitting down figuring out our problems?
Frodo: pulls off the fake mask Like, it's like, GOLLUM!
Sam: You nasty little wretch! glare
everyone gasps loudly and the DUN DUN music plays
LOL I'm really sorry this is so short but that's why it is only Part 1!