Hi-hi! The long awaited (Yeah, right. Why would any of this be awaited? If
you like it you're crazy!) chapter 4! a.k.a Round #2(and #3 and the End of
show)! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never guess what my mommy just bought
me...... heh, heh, heh.*holds up a Mountian Dew* Whaddaya say I let S/A
take over for a while? You say 'YES! NOW GET ON WITH THE FREAKIN' SHOW!!!'?
Okey-day then! Now if you remember correctly we got 'snapped away' by Ari
and you have no idea where we are! (tee-hee) I'll tell you. We are really
all there, we are just invisible. (lame, I know)
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Ari: Where did everyone go?
S/A: *Her voice comes from behind Ari and she jumps* We're all right here.
Kati: Ari, why did you do that? Last time we ended up on Pluto!!!
Ari: Well, how about this? *snaps her fingers and we all appear* Better?
S/A: Yes, much.
*Everyone is still asleep, and S/A mutters a word of power, they all turn into trees*
S/A: Drat! Wrong word!
*S/A mutters another word and they are no longer trees. They wake up*
Jon: What happened?
Ari: Nothing. You just-*Kati clamps a hand over her mouth*
Kati: No more long boring explainations!
Ari: *looks disappointed* Alright.
S/A: Now on with the show! Team two, what's your choice?
Hermione: *elected spokesperson* We choose 'David Bowie' for 10.
S/A: *grinning evilly* Alright. You have to..............*whips out a frog* KISS THIS!!!
Hermione: What? Ewww! No way! I am not kissing that.......that.......that....thing!
Frog: Hey!
*Hermione stares at the frog for a moment then turns to consult Harry and Ron who nod feverishly with identical evil grins on their faces*
Hermione: *turns back to S/A and winces* Alright. I'll do it.
*S/A hands the frog to Hermione, trying to keep a straight face, and Hermione takes the frog and kisses it. You hear a 'POP' and see a small explosion, and standing there is Howie Drough (A/N Sorry, all you Backstreet Boy lovers, I hate 'em!)*
Howie: *to Hermione* Who are you?
Hermione: I'm...... I'm H-H-Hermione G-Granger.
Howie: Oh. Listen, do you want to run away with me?
Hermione: Sure!
*Hermione and Howie run through a stage exit*
S/A: *with no interest whatsoever* Well now, wasn't that exciting? Anyway Team 2 is disqualified because they are short a player. Bye-bye! *Waves cheerfully and Harry and Ron go up in smoke and disappear* Now, Team 3..
*camera turns to team 3's booth and you se Anakin and Dooku fighting and Leah sitting there, looking like she's about to bite the head off of whoever comes near her. S/A doesn't seem to notice*
S/A: Team 3, what do you choose?
*Anakin and Dooku stop fighting*
Anakin: Um.......
Dooku: Um.......
Leah: *looks at them both in disgust* We choose 'Labyrinth' for 5.
*S/A, Kati, and Ari, all have identical Evil Grins in thier faces*
S/A: You all have to put on dresses and jump around singing the Barney song.
*Leah looks horrified but not as horrified as Dooku and Anakin*
Dooku: We have to put on dresses?!?!?!?
Anakin: And jump around singing the Barney song?!?!?!?
S/A: *grinning evilly* Yep.
*Kati and Ari lead them all away. You hear screams coming from the mens' dressing room and then they walk out. All wearing matching pink sundresses (*grin*)*
Dooku, Anakin and Leah: *half-heartedly jumping around*
'I love you, You love me, We're a happy family. With a great big hug, And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me, too?
S/A: Awwwwwww! They're so cute! Any way that's all the time we have for today! Bye bye!
*S/A, Kati, and Ari exit and the camera fades out on Leah, Dooku, and Anakin*
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: Tune in next week fo r another exciting episode of- *he is cut short and you hear two burglers in the background*
Burgler #1: Give us all you're money!
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: I don't have any!
Burgler #2: Yeah right!
*you hear the sound of a fist fight and Burgler #1 finds the script*
Burgler #1: Hey, what's this??
Burgler #2: Someone Annoying's Game Show? I love that show!
Burgler #1: Oh, no! What've we done?
*They both break into tears and try to get the announcer guy to wake up*
*Screen dims*
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Hee-hee! I'm so mean! Well, tell me if you like it and give me some idea's for people to do next time! *waves watch in front of your face* There is a little blue button that you are going to push when I count to three. When I clap my hands you will put a nice review in the box along with a box of homemade cookies and money as offering of peace. 1.......2......3! *claps her hands*
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A Note to Archeress and the other one(I'm not on-line right now,but I'll get your name later): I havn't read Wolf Queen, since my Stupid, stupid library doesn't have it yet. *hobbles to the library (that's about a million miles away 'coz I live in the middle of nowhere and my broken leg doesn't help) and kicks it with her good foot until a security guard comes out and threatens to call the police (I never liked that security guard)* Reading 'The Amber Spyglass' currently. I just got it ot of the library even though my dad took 'The Subtle Knife' away even though I told him not to. It was right after Lee Scrosby(sp?) and Hester died. To tell you the truth, I cried. Those stupid, stupid men in the blue uniforms. Anyhow, IM me and tell me what happened please, Archeress.It's gonna be hard figuring out what happened.
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Ari: Where did everyone go?
S/A: *Her voice comes from behind Ari and she jumps* We're all right here.
Kati: Ari, why did you do that? Last time we ended up on Pluto!!!
Ari: Well, how about this? *snaps her fingers and we all appear* Better?
S/A: Yes, much.
*Everyone is still asleep, and S/A mutters a word of power, they all turn into trees*
S/A: Drat! Wrong word!
*S/A mutters another word and they are no longer trees. They wake up*
Jon: What happened?
Ari: Nothing. You just-*Kati clamps a hand over her mouth*
Kati: No more long boring explainations!
Ari: *looks disappointed* Alright.
S/A: Now on with the show! Team two, what's your choice?
Hermione: *elected spokesperson* We choose 'David Bowie' for 10.
S/A: *grinning evilly* Alright. You have to..............*whips out a frog* KISS THIS!!!
Hermione: What? Ewww! No way! I am not kissing that.......that.......that....thing!
Frog: Hey!
*Hermione stares at the frog for a moment then turns to consult Harry and Ron who nod feverishly with identical evil grins on their faces*
Hermione: *turns back to S/A and winces* Alright. I'll do it.
*S/A hands the frog to Hermione, trying to keep a straight face, and Hermione takes the frog and kisses it. You hear a 'POP' and see a small explosion, and standing there is Howie Drough (A/N Sorry, all you Backstreet Boy lovers, I hate 'em!)*
Howie: *to Hermione* Who are you?
Hermione: I'm...... I'm H-H-Hermione G-Granger.
Howie: Oh. Listen, do you want to run away with me?
Hermione: Sure!
*Hermione and Howie run through a stage exit*
S/A: *with no interest whatsoever* Well now, wasn't that exciting? Anyway Team 2 is disqualified because they are short a player. Bye-bye! *Waves cheerfully and Harry and Ron go up in smoke and disappear* Now, Team 3..
*camera turns to team 3's booth and you se Anakin and Dooku fighting and Leah sitting there, looking like she's about to bite the head off of whoever comes near her. S/A doesn't seem to notice*
S/A: Team 3, what do you choose?
*Anakin and Dooku stop fighting*
Anakin: Um.......
Dooku: Um.......
Leah: *looks at them both in disgust* We choose 'Labyrinth' for 5.
*S/A, Kati, and Ari, all have identical Evil Grins in thier faces*
S/A: You all have to put on dresses and jump around singing the Barney song.
*Leah looks horrified but not as horrified as Dooku and Anakin*
Dooku: We have to put on dresses?!?!?!?
Anakin: And jump around singing the Barney song?!?!?!?
S/A: *grinning evilly* Yep.
*Kati and Ari lead them all away. You hear screams coming from the mens' dressing room and then they walk out. All wearing matching pink sundresses (*grin*)*
Dooku, Anakin and Leah: *half-heartedly jumping around*
'I love you, You love me, We're a happy family. With a great big hug, And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me, too?
S/A: Awwwwwww! They're so cute! Any way that's all the time we have for today! Bye bye!
*S/A, Kati, and Ari exit and the camera fades out on Leah, Dooku, and Anakin*
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: Tune in next week fo r another exciting episode of- *he is cut short and you hear two burglers in the background*
Burgler #1: Give us all you're money!
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: I don't have any!
Burgler #2: Yeah right!
*you hear the sound of a fist fight and Burgler #1 finds the script*
Burgler #1: Hey, what's this??
Burgler #2: Someone Annoying's Game Show? I love that show!
Burgler #1: Oh, no! What've we done?
*They both break into tears and try to get the announcer guy to wake up*
*Screen dims*
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Hee-hee! I'm so mean! Well, tell me if you like it and give me some idea's for people to do next time! *waves watch in front of your face* There is a little blue button that you are going to push when I count to three. When I clap my hands you will put a nice review in the box along with a box of homemade cookies and money as offering of peace. 1.......2......3! *claps her hands*
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A Note to Archeress and the other one(I'm not on-line right now,but I'll get your name later): I havn't read Wolf Queen, since my Stupid, stupid library doesn't have it yet. *hobbles to the library (that's about a million miles away 'coz I live in the middle of nowhere and my broken leg doesn't help) and kicks it with her good foot until a security guard comes out and threatens to call the police (I never liked that security guard)* Reading 'The Amber Spyglass' currently. I just got it ot of the library even though my dad took 'The Subtle Knife' away even though I told him not to. It was right after Lee Scrosby(sp?) and Hester died. To tell you the truth, I cried. Those stupid, stupid men in the blue uniforms. Anyhow, IM me and tell me what happened please, Archeress.It's gonna be hard figuring out what happened.