Hi! I just want you all to know that I have a real person as a co-host
(Guess who?) And we did this over IM so It's not all the way finished.
Don't own, don't sue.
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That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: Welcome to another episode of Someone Annoying's Game show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying! *S/A enters and everyone claps and cheers*
S/A: Hi! How're you all today? Well we really don't have time for pleasentries so Here are your co-hosts Kati and Ari!
*Kati rushes on stage*
Kati: Ari's had an accident! She got an anvil dropped on her head!
*there is a titter from the front row*
S/A: *looks through the audience and spots a girl with wavy brown-gold-red hair and blue eyes sitting in the front row* You! Come up here.! This is our new co-host.....er....*whispers*what's your name?
Rosethorn: Rosethorn. Yay! I'm a cohost! Eat that, starsong!
Kati: *looks confused*
S/A: Let's introduce the 12 contestants!
Rosethorn: Oh, goody!
S/A: Here's team one!
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: All the way from Emalyn it's Rosethorn, Crane, and.......What's that name? Oh! and Briar Moss!
Rosethorn (co-host): *squeals* ROSETHORN! You're my absolute favorite character and I've always wanted to meet you and you're the coolest person in the world and...
*Real Rosethorn edges away; co-host advances, still babbling*
S/A: *isn't even paying attention to Rosethorn (co-host)*
Crane: Where are we?
Briar: How am I s'posed to know?
Rosethorn (cohost): BRIAR! You're my *other* absolute favorite character and I've also always wanted to meet you and I think you're soooo cute and are you single?
*Briar looks horrified and hides behind Crane, real Rosethorn looks relieved*
Kati: *looks like she's having a seizure*
Rosethorn (co-host) : *notices Crane* CRANE! You are a blooming idiot for...*shuts up* Sorry. Let's get on with the show.
S/A: Here comes team two!
*Lyra, Will and Serafina Pekkala appear with a 'POP!'*
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: From various worlds and His Dark Materials, Lyra Silvertongue, Will and Serafina Pekkala!
Young Girl From the Audience: OMIGOSH!! IT'S WILL AND LYRA AND SERAFINA PEKKALA!
S/A: *sarcastically* Well isn't that obvious?
Rosethorn(co-host): Didn't the RAVTIAOGS just say that?
RAVTIAOGS: Hey!
Rosethorn (co-host): Shut up. S/A?
S/A: *is reading her copy of the script but looks up when her name is called* Hm?
Rosethorn (co-host): Team three?
S/A: Oh! Yeah! Here's team 3! *Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo crash through the roof*
Builder Guy: That's the second roof repair this week! You better all pay me extra!
Rosethorn: Shut up.
Builder Guy: *shuts up*
Frodo: Where are we?
RAVTIAOGS: And finally, from Middle Earth, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo! *to the Builder Guy* You have no idea how lucky you are. You get paid! *Rosethorn (co-host) marches backstage. There is a scuffle*
RAVTIAOGS: OW!
Rosethorn (co-host): *returns* Ok! Let's do it!
Frodo: I asked WHERE ARE WE? *clutches ring and looks paranoid*
Rosethorn (co-host): Far away from Sauron and Saruman-who-also-plays-Count- Dooku.
Anakin (from the audience): Count Dooku? Where?
Rosethorn: Shut up. S/A?
Anakin: Where is count Dooku?
S/A: Nowhere. *waves pink sundress threateningly and Ani shuts up* Where's Kati?
Kati: *returns from backstage* Here!
S/A: What were you doing?
Kati: *looks innocent* Oh, nothing...
RAVTIAOGS: Owwww....
*Rosethorn (co-host) high-fives Kati*
S/A: *is shaking with silent laughter but calms down* Alright then. Kati please announce the catagories.
Frodo: WHERE ARE WE?????
Rosethorn: ON SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!
Kati: *smiles* I wondered when you were going to say that! *turns to players* Be afriad. Be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Rosethorn(co-host): *grins*
Frodo: *gulps*
Kati: Here are the categories...Pencils, Andre Norton, Games Not to Play in Tortall, Yoda, and My Brother.
Briar: Your brother?
Kati: Yes. Actually Rosethorn's Brother. He's insane.
Briar: *turns to real Rosethorn* You have a brother?
Rosethorn: No...
Rosethorn (co-host): No! MY brother!
*Rosethorn's (co-host) brother Tim appears on stage*
Tim: Hi....
S/A: Is that.....
Rosethorn (co-host): That's my brother. Say hi to the people, Tim.
Tim: Hi to the people, Tim.
Kati: *raises an eyebrow*
Rosethorn(co-host): You said yourself he was insane. You were right.
Kati: I was reading the script. *points to cue cards in the back*
Rosethorn(co-host): There's a script?
S/A: ANYWAY. Team One? What category do you pick?
Crane:......
Briar:.....
Rosethorn: Honestly! We pick 'Pencils' for 5,000
*Rosethorn (co-host) and Kati go into a huddle*
Kati: All right! Rosethorn, you have to....Kiss Crane!
Rosethorn (co-host): What has that got to do with pencils?
Kati: Nothing. That's the point.
Rosethorn: WHAT?
Rosethorn (co-host): You have to kiss Crane. It's standard.
Kati: *grins evilly*
S/A: Go on, you have to do it or your team is disqualified. *grinning just as evilly*
Rosethorn (real): Oh, gods... *she squinches her eyes shut and kisses Crane* Hey! That wasn't so bad! *She kisses him again; he's kissing back*
Briar: *whistles*
S/A: *claps*
Rosethorn (co-host): About time...
Kati: Get a room, you two!
S/A: Builder Guy!
Builder Guy: Yes?
S/A: Build them a room.
Builder Guy *builds a room*
Rosethorn (cohost): There you go!
*Rosethorn and Crane disappear into the room; Briar grins evilly*
Briar: They kissed all right.
Rosethorn (cohost): *flutters her eyelashes at Briar*
Briar: *Looks horrified*
Kati: Yeah...anyway...did they win, or are they disqualified?
S/A: They won alright....that round....
Briar: There's more???
S/A: Of course!
Briar: *faints*
S/A: Get a bucket of ice water over here!
Rosethorn (co-host): Or I could kiss him?
S/A: Go ahead.
*Rosethorn (co-host) kisses Briar*
Briar: Yuck!
S/A: *is rolling on the floor laughing, her face is turning purple*
Rosethorn (co-host): S/A? Shut up.
S/A: *stops for a second then starts up again*
Rosethorn (co-host): Grr...Anyway! Team Two! You need to pick a category!
*Lyra, Will, and Serafina go into a huddle, with Serafina and Lyra arguing against Pencils and Will arguing For*
Lyra: *comes out of huddle* We'll take 'Games Not To Play In Tortall' for 8
Rosethorn (co-host) : Kati? It's your turn...
Kati: Hmmmm............
Lyra: Uh-oh...
Pan: It's O.K. Lyra. They can't hurt us.
Rosethorn (co-host): Wanna bet?
Lyra: *gasps*
Kati: I've got it!
Rosethorn (co-host): Oh, do tell!
Kati: Serafina Pekkela has to go over to team three's booth and kiss Aragorn!
Serafina: *looks horrified*
Aragorn: *looks horrified*
Rosethorn (co-host): *giggles* Nice one, Kati.
Kati: Thanks!
Sarrafina: *takes a cleansing breath and grimaces*
Lyra and Will: *look disappointed*
Kati: Come on, Serafina...just pretend he's Lee...
Serafina: *goes all stiff* What did you say?
Kati: I said just pretend he's Lee.
Rosethorn (co-host): Idea! If you win, I'll bring Lee and Hester back to life.
Sarrafina: You will? Great! *kisses Aragorn out of happiness and skips back to her place with team two*
Aragorn: *wipes mouth*
S/A: *sees him and laughs*
Rosethorn (co-host): S/A?
S/A: Yes? Don't you tell me to shut up or I'll kick you off the show!
Rosethorn (co-host): Wasn't going to. It's team three's turn
S/A: So it is! *turns to team three grinning evilly*
Frodo: Uh-oh...
Gandalf: Back! Back, I say!
S/A: You can't make me do anything! HA!
Gandalf: Uh-oh.
S/A: Choose a catagory.
Gandalf: My Brother, then.
Frodo: Are you mad???
Gandalf: It looks harmless...
Briar: *has to lean on Rosethorn(co-host) for support for laughing at Gandalf*
Rosethorn(co-host): *flutters her eyelashes again*
Briar: *gets off*
S/A: What torture - er - I mean task should we lay upon them?
Rosethorn(co-host): Hmm....
Frodo: *runs in circles screaming and clutching his ring*
Rosethorn(co-host): I dunno, that (gestures at Frodo) is amusing enough.
S/A: Yeah, but it's just not enough...
Rosethorn: Hmm...
Kati: Hmmm....
*they go into a huddle*
Aragorn: *to Gandalf* What'll they do to us?
Gandalf: I don't know....Be on your guard...
Aragorn: Alright.
Frodo: *still screaming and running in circles while clutching his ring*
Rosethorn: Alright! Your challenge is...*she pauses and whispers with Kati*
Kati: Rosethorn's brother will give you the challenge!
Rosethorn: Tim!
Tim: Yeah?
Rosethorn: Give these nice people their challenge.
Tim: Ok...put underwear on your head and run around screaming. I AM INSANE!
*Packages of underwear appear out of nowhere*
Gandalf: Dear gods...
Rosethorn: Hey, just put underwear on Frodo's head. He's got the rest down pat.
Gandalf: *throws underwear at Frodo and amazingly enough it lands on his head*
Kati: That's one...
Aragorn: *picks up underwear looking disgusted ad runs aroung screaming*
Rosethorn: On the head, Gandalf!
Gandalf: Alright, Alright. *picks up underwear, puts it on his head and runs around as best he can screaming*
Rosethorn: *giggles* Ok. I have pictures! S/A, do your thing!
S/A: And the winners are..........*squints at cue cards in the back and finally gives up* The winners are Team one! Rosethorn, Crane, and Briar!
Serafina: NOOO!
Rosethorn: oh, fine, I'm going to be nice. *Lee and Hester appear*
Serafina: Lee!
Lee: Serafina!
*they kiss*
Rosethorn: *wipes tear from eye* Call me a sucker, but I like happy endings.
Kati: *sniff* Me too!
S/A: Where are Will and Lyra?
*a postcard flies through the air. It has a picture of Hawaii on it. It reads: Dear Game Show People, We have eloped. We will watch your show every night to thank you for getting us back together. Thanks, Will and Lyra*
Rosethorn: ooh! More happy endings!
Briar: And there's another one in there...*he gestures at the room*
S/A: *grins* You bet. But you know what's sad? There's never a happy ending for the hosts! *sobs*
Rosethorn: Aww, poor S/A! What happy ending do you want? :*looks at Briar* I know which one I want...
Briar: *rolls eyes*
S/A: *still sobs uncontrollably*
Kati: S/A....S/A?
S/A: I'm fine....
Kati: Rosethorn I can help you with your happy ending! *pushes Rosethorn so she falls backward into Briar*
Briar: Umm...
Rosethorn: Thanks, Kati! *kisses Briar, he appears to like it this time*
Kati: Drat! Now S/A and I are stuck with the old guys! *beats them both with a stick*
Rosethorn: Hey! Gerroff!
Aragorn: Catfight!
*Rosethorn throws a brick at him*
*suddenly your screen goes fuzzy and Someone Annoying's Game Show is replaced with a really crappy daytime soap opera*
*cheesy theme song plays*
Announcer Guy: This time on 'The Really Crappy Daytime Soap Opera' Tina is caught with Fred by her boss in her cubicle at work. Will she get fired? Or will she give her boss a surprise. Keep watching for 'The Really Crappy Daytime Soap Opera'.
*you turn off the T.V. in dusgust*
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That's all folks! Come again. Maybe with a lawyer, a few million bucks, and a hypnotist or two I'll get my time slot back.
~Libby a.k.a Veralidaine Sarrasri
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That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: Welcome to another episode of Someone Annoying's Game show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying! *S/A enters and everyone claps and cheers*
S/A: Hi! How're you all today? Well we really don't have time for pleasentries so Here are your co-hosts Kati and Ari!
*Kati rushes on stage*
Kati: Ari's had an accident! She got an anvil dropped on her head!
*there is a titter from the front row*
S/A: *looks through the audience and spots a girl with wavy brown-gold-red hair and blue eyes sitting in the front row* You! Come up here.! This is our new co-host.....er....*whispers*what's your name?
Rosethorn: Rosethorn. Yay! I'm a cohost! Eat that, starsong!
Kati: *looks confused*
S/A: Let's introduce the 12 contestants!
Rosethorn: Oh, goody!
S/A: Here's team one!
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: All the way from Emalyn it's Rosethorn, Crane, and.......What's that name? Oh! and Briar Moss!
Rosethorn (co-host): *squeals* ROSETHORN! You're my absolute favorite character and I've always wanted to meet you and you're the coolest person in the world and...
*Real Rosethorn edges away; co-host advances, still babbling*
S/A: *isn't even paying attention to Rosethorn (co-host)*
Crane: Where are we?
Briar: How am I s'posed to know?
Rosethorn (cohost): BRIAR! You're my *other* absolute favorite character and I've also always wanted to meet you and I think you're soooo cute and are you single?
*Briar looks horrified and hides behind Crane, real Rosethorn looks relieved*
Kati: *looks like she's having a seizure*
Rosethorn (co-host) : *notices Crane* CRANE! You are a blooming idiot for...*shuts up* Sorry. Let's get on with the show.
S/A: Here comes team two!
*Lyra, Will and Serafina Pekkala appear with a 'POP!'*
That-really-annoying-voice-that-is-always-on-game-shows: From various worlds and His Dark Materials, Lyra Silvertongue, Will and Serafina Pekkala!
Young Girl From the Audience: OMIGOSH!! IT'S WILL AND LYRA AND SERAFINA PEKKALA!
S/A: *sarcastically* Well isn't that obvious?
Rosethorn(co-host): Didn't the RAVTIAOGS just say that?
RAVTIAOGS: Hey!
Rosethorn (co-host): Shut up. S/A?
S/A: *is reading her copy of the script but looks up when her name is called* Hm?
Rosethorn (co-host): Team three?
S/A: Oh! Yeah! Here's team 3! *Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo crash through the roof*
Builder Guy: That's the second roof repair this week! You better all pay me extra!
Rosethorn: Shut up.
Builder Guy: *shuts up*
Frodo: Where are we?
RAVTIAOGS: And finally, from Middle Earth, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo! *to the Builder Guy* You have no idea how lucky you are. You get paid! *Rosethorn (co-host) marches backstage. There is a scuffle*
RAVTIAOGS: OW!
Rosethorn (co-host): *returns* Ok! Let's do it!
Frodo: I asked WHERE ARE WE? *clutches ring and looks paranoid*
Rosethorn (co-host): Far away from Sauron and Saruman-who-also-plays-Count- Dooku.
Anakin (from the audience): Count Dooku? Where?
Rosethorn: Shut up. S/A?
Anakin: Where is count Dooku?
S/A: Nowhere. *waves pink sundress threateningly and Ani shuts up* Where's Kati?
Kati: *returns from backstage* Here!
S/A: What were you doing?
Kati: *looks innocent* Oh, nothing...
RAVTIAOGS: Owwww....
*Rosethorn (co-host) high-fives Kati*
S/A: *is shaking with silent laughter but calms down* Alright then. Kati please announce the catagories.
Frodo: WHERE ARE WE?????
Rosethorn: ON SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!
Kati: *smiles* I wondered when you were going to say that! *turns to players* Be afriad. Be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Rosethorn(co-host): *grins*
Frodo: *gulps*
Kati: Here are the categories...Pencils, Andre Norton, Games Not to Play in Tortall, Yoda, and My Brother.
Briar: Your brother?
Kati: Yes. Actually Rosethorn's Brother. He's insane.
Briar: *turns to real Rosethorn* You have a brother?
Rosethorn: No...
Rosethorn (co-host): No! MY brother!
*Rosethorn's (co-host) brother Tim appears on stage*
Tim: Hi....
S/A: Is that.....
Rosethorn (co-host): That's my brother. Say hi to the people, Tim.
Tim: Hi to the people, Tim.
Kati: *raises an eyebrow*
Rosethorn(co-host): You said yourself he was insane. You were right.
Kati: I was reading the script. *points to cue cards in the back*
Rosethorn(co-host): There's a script?
S/A: ANYWAY. Team One? What category do you pick?
Crane:......
Briar:.....
Rosethorn: Honestly! We pick 'Pencils' for 5,000
*Rosethorn (co-host) and Kati go into a huddle*
Kati: All right! Rosethorn, you have to....Kiss Crane!
Rosethorn (co-host): What has that got to do with pencils?
Kati: Nothing. That's the point.
Rosethorn: WHAT?
Rosethorn (co-host): You have to kiss Crane. It's standard.
Kati: *grins evilly*
S/A: Go on, you have to do it or your team is disqualified. *grinning just as evilly*
Rosethorn (real): Oh, gods... *she squinches her eyes shut and kisses Crane* Hey! That wasn't so bad! *She kisses him again; he's kissing back*
Briar: *whistles*
S/A: *claps*
Rosethorn (co-host): About time...
Kati: Get a room, you two!
S/A: Builder Guy!
Builder Guy: Yes?
S/A: Build them a room.
Builder Guy *builds a room*
Rosethorn (cohost): There you go!
*Rosethorn and Crane disappear into the room; Briar grins evilly*
Briar: They kissed all right.
Rosethorn (cohost): *flutters her eyelashes at Briar*
Briar: *Looks horrified*
Kati: Yeah...anyway...did they win, or are they disqualified?
S/A: They won alright....that round....
Briar: There's more???
S/A: Of course!
Briar: *faints*
S/A: Get a bucket of ice water over here!
Rosethorn (co-host): Or I could kiss him?
S/A: Go ahead.
*Rosethorn (co-host) kisses Briar*
Briar: Yuck!
S/A: *is rolling on the floor laughing, her face is turning purple*
Rosethorn (co-host): S/A? Shut up.
S/A: *stops for a second then starts up again*
Rosethorn (co-host): Grr...Anyway! Team Two! You need to pick a category!
*Lyra, Will, and Serafina go into a huddle, with Serafina and Lyra arguing against Pencils and Will arguing For*
Lyra: *comes out of huddle* We'll take 'Games Not To Play In Tortall' for 8
Rosethorn (co-host) : Kati? It's your turn...
Kati: Hmmmm............
Lyra: Uh-oh...
Pan: It's O.K. Lyra. They can't hurt us.
Rosethorn (co-host): Wanna bet?
Lyra: *gasps*
Kati: I've got it!
Rosethorn (co-host): Oh, do tell!
Kati: Serafina Pekkela has to go over to team three's booth and kiss Aragorn!
Serafina: *looks horrified*
Aragorn: *looks horrified*
Rosethorn (co-host): *giggles* Nice one, Kati.
Kati: Thanks!
Sarrafina: *takes a cleansing breath and grimaces*
Lyra and Will: *look disappointed*
Kati: Come on, Serafina...just pretend he's Lee...
Serafina: *goes all stiff* What did you say?
Kati: I said just pretend he's Lee.
Rosethorn (co-host): Idea! If you win, I'll bring Lee and Hester back to life.
Sarrafina: You will? Great! *kisses Aragorn out of happiness and skips back to her place with team two*
Aragorn: *wipes mouth*
S/A: *sees him and laughs*
Rosethorn (co-host): S/A?
S/A: Yes? Don't you tell me to shut up or I'll kick you off the show!
Rosethorn (co-host): Wasn't going to. It's team three's turn
S/A: So it is! *turns to team three grinning evilly*
Frodo: Uh-oh...
Gandalf: Back! Back, I say!
S/A: You can't make me do anything! HA!
Gandalf: Uh-oh.
S/A: Choose a catagory.
Gandalf: My Brother, then.
Frodo: Are you mad???
Gandalf: It looks harmless...
Briar: *has to lean on Rosethorn(co-host) for support for laughing at Gandalf*
Rosethorn(co-host): *flutters her eyelashes again*
Briar: *gets off*
S/A: What torture - er - I mean task should we lay upon them?
Rosethorn(co-host): Hmm....
Frodo: *runs in circles screaming and clutching his ring*
Rosethorn(co-host): I dunno, that (gestures at Frodo) is amusing enough.
S/A: Yeah, but it's just not enough...
Rosethorn: Hmm...
Kati: Hmmm....
*they go into a huddle*
Aragorn: *to Gandalf* What'll they do to us?
Gandalf: I don't know....Be on your guard...
Aragorn: Alright.
Frodo: *still screaming and running in circles while clutching his ring*
Rosethorn: Alright! Your challenge is...*she pauses and whispers with Kati*
Kati: Rosethorn's brother will give you the challenge!
Rosethorn: Tim!
Tim: Yeah?
Rosethorn: Give these nice people their challenge.
Tim: Ok...put underwear on your head and run around screaming. I AM INSANE!
*Packages of underwear appear out of nowhere*
Gandalf: Dear gods...
Rosethorn: Hey, just put underwear on Frodo's head. He's got the rest down pat.
Gandalf: *throws underwear at Frodo and amazingly enough it lands on his head*
Kati: That's one...
Aragorn: *picks up underwear looking disgusted ad runs aroung screaming*
Rosethorn: On the head, Gandalf!
Gandalf: Alright, Alright. *picks up underwear, puts it on his head and runs around as best he can screaming*
Rosethorn: *giggles* Ok. I have pictures! S/A, do your thing!
S/A: And the winners are..........*squints at cue cards in the back and finally gives up* The winners are Team one! Rosethorn, Crane, and Briar!
Serafina: NOOO!
Rosethorn: oh, fine, I'm going to be nice. *Lee and Hester appear*
Serafina: Lee!
Lee: Serafina!
*they kiss*
Rosethorn: *wipes tear from eye* Call me a sucker, but I like happy endings.
Kati: *sniff* Me too!
S/A: Where are Will and Lyra?
*a postcard flies through the air. It has a picture of Hawaii on it. It reads: Dear Game Show People, We have eloped. We will watch your show every night to thank you for getting us back together. Thanks, Will and Lyra*
Rosethorn: ooh! More happy endings!
Briar: And there's another one in there...*he gestures at the room*
S/A: *grins* You bet. But you know what's sad? There's never a happy ending for the hosts! *sobs*
Rosethorn: Aww, poor S/A! What happy ending do you want? :*looks at Briar* I know which one I want...
Briar: *rolls eyes*
S/A: *still sobs uncontrollably*
Kati: S/A....S/A?
S/A: I'm fine....
Kati: Rosethorn I can help you with your happy ending! *pushes Rosethorn so she falls backward into Briar*
Briar: Umm...
Rosethorn: Thanks, Kati! *kisses Briar, he appears to like it this time*
Kati: Drat! Now S/A and I are stuck with the old guys! *beats them both with a stick*
Rosethorn: Hey! Gerroff!
Aragorn: Catfight!
*Rosethorn throws a brick at him*
*suddenly your screen goes fuzzy and Someone Annoying's Game Show is replaced with a really crappy daytime soap opera*
*cheesy theme song plays*
Announcer Guy: This time on 'The Really Crappy Daytime Soap Opera' Tina is caught with Fred by her boss in her cubicle at work. Will she get fired? Or will she give her boss a surprise. Keep watching for 'The Really Crappy Daytime Soap Opera'.
*you turn off the T.V. in dusgust*
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That's all folks! Come again. Maybe with a lawyer, a few million bucks, and a hypnotist or two I'll get my time slot back.
~Libby a.k.a Veralidaine Sarrasri