*waves cheerily* Hi! I'm back! I got the time slot back!! *there is alot
of banging from the closet behind her and she dissapears for a few minutes,
loud music comes on, and she returns* Heh, heh, heh..... Anyway, Rosthorn?
I just decided to write this without your help, I wanted to see if I could
match your personality. O.K.? Thanks. On with the show!
Disclaimer: As you know, I don't own anything.....(except a few original characters, of course)
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RAVTIOGS: Hello, and Welcome back to Someone Annoying's Game Show. Here's Your host, Someone Annoying!
*S/A walks out onstage, and everyone claps and cheers*
S/A: Today, I have a special surprise, but before I tell you what it is here are your co-hosts Kati and Rosethorn!
*Rosethorn and Kati run on stage, Rosethorn muttering angrily*
Rosthorn: *muttering* Why was her name called first? That's not fair at all.....
Kati: Alphabetical order.
S/A: What?
Kati and Rosethorn: Nothing.
S/A: O.K.......Anyway, Today, on team one we have Delia of Eldorne (or whatever,I don't have my books right now), Numair Salmalin, and Queen Thayet. On team two we have Gabool the Wild, Cluny the Scourge, and Lord Urthstripe of Salamandastron. On team three we have Dannor, Pas, and Camryn (my friends). Now lets meet team one! *Delia, Numair, and Thayet appear out of nowhere*
Delia: Where are we? I can't believe it! I'm out of that filthy cell! HOORAY!!
S/A: Shut it.
Thayet: Who are you? And why are you wearing those ugly breeches?
Kati: Those happen to be very fashonable jeans.
Rosethorn: I thought they were old and ratty with a rip in one knee.
Kati: Shhhh!
Rosethorn: Oh......*smiles slightly*
Nuamair: *to S/A* Excuse me young lady, but how did you get us here? Is your gift strong?
S/A: I don't have a gift stupid. I can do that kind of stuff because I AM THE DIRECTOR/HOST/WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Numair: If you let us go back to Tortall would you come with us so I could run some test to see-
*S/A is turning red*
S/A: I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG!!!!!!!
Rosethorn: Want me to beat him up?
S/A: No, let's just ignore him and get on with the show. O.K. Now where were we?
Rosethorn: Team Two?
S/A: Thanks! Here comes team two! *Gabool, Cluny, and Lord Urthstripe come crashing through the roof (It happen every time! ;o) )*
Builder Guy: EXTRA PAY!!!!!!
Rosethorn: Shut up. *runs into the back room*
Kati: Where's she going?
S/A: *evil grin* Somewhere.
Kati: Ohhh.
*Rosethron returns*
Rosethorn: All done!
Builder Guy: Owwwwww!
*players look scared*
S/A: *evil grin* And now here's team three!
Dannor: *calls from his fic* BE RIGHT THERE!! (read 'Pas 'n Me: A Rather Annoying Talk Show' to understand)
S/A: *shouts* O.K.!
*Dannor and his Muse Pas come running in, My other friend Camryn arrives sleepily in P.J.'s *
Camryn: *groggily* Where am I?
Kati: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show.
Rosethorn: Yay! Now I get to say it! O.K. *clears her throat* Be afraid, be very afraid!
S/A: *evil grin*
Camryn: This is all a dream, isn't it? I know it is! This is not happening. SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!! *Rosethorn walks over and pinches Camryn hard on the arm* OW! THIS IS STILL A DREAM! I dremt that I felt pain. This is all an illusion You are all figments of my imagination! You are-
*Kati put a peice of Duct tape over her mouth and Rosethorn high-fives her*
S/A; O.K....... Anyway here come Dannor and Pas!
*Dannor an Pas arrive on the set*
Dannor: Thanks for inviting me S/A.
S/A: No problem.
Delia: *interested* Who's he?
Dannor: I'm Dannor. Who are you and why are you wearing that ugly dress?
Delia: This is fashionable!
Pas: Yeah, It was fashionable. In the 1800's.
Delia: *noticing Pas* Eww! That thing smells foul!
Dannor: Well, his name's an anogram for Putrid and Smelly.
Delia: Gross! *walks as far away from Dannor and Pas as possble and runs into a wall, everyone laughs hysterically*
S/A: *giggles* That was almost as funny as Frodo!!
Kati: Yeah, but not quite.
S/A: It needs something more...
Rosethorn: How about we start the game round?
S/A: Great idea! What are the catagories?
Kati: Your turn, Rosethorn.
Rosethorn: O.K..... The catagories are Dogs, Mirrors, Don't Ever Run With Sissors, Machinery, and Really Really Really Really Long Words.
S/A: Thanks! Now team one, what do you choose?
Delia: *without consulting anyone* We'll take 'Don't Ever Run With Sissors' for 300.
Kati: O.K. Here. *hands Delia a pair of really sharp sissors*
Delia: What do I do?
Rosethorn: You run with them, dummy. Don't you know anything? *whaps Delia over the head with stick*
Delia: But I thought the catagory was 'Don't ever run with Sissors'.
S/A: We forgot to change it. Sorry. *sign changes to 'Always Run With Sissors'*
*Delia is forced to run with the sissorc but she falls and drops them,(too bad she didn't poke her eye out) making her team loose the round*
S/A: You know what, guys? That wasn't funny, was it?
Rosethorn: Nope, too bad she didn't poke her eye out.
Kati: Exactly what I was thinking!
Urthstripe: ::Ahem::
S/A: Oh! Round two! O.K. What do you choose, team two?
Gabool: We choose-
Cluny: I wantd to choose it, numbskull!
Gabool: You always do everything! My turn to do it this ti-
Urthstripe: QUIET!!
*..........birds chirping.........*
Urthstripe: We choose 'Mirrors' for 800,000,000,031
S/A: O.K. You have to- *curch bells from across the street start ringing*
Gabool: AHHHHHHHH!!! *hides under chair*
Cluny: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *hides behind cue cards*
Cue Card Guy: Hey! get out of here!
Cluny: *clamps paws over ears and hides under chair*
(A/N: In case you don't get it, Gabool stole the Joseph Bell and it basically took his sanity, because he coulndn't read teh inscroptions and Cluny got killed because it fell on him. They are now afraid of the sound of bells)
Urthstripe: What's wrong with them?
S/A: *laughing her butt off* I don't know but it's funny! *church bells stop ringing*
Cluny: Thank heaven!
Gabool: Is it gone?
S/A: Let's ignore them and go to team three. Dannor? What's your choice?
Camryn: Mmph! *Dannor rips the duct tape off her mouth* OW! You idiot! *steps on his feet*
Dannor: OW! I helped, didn't I????
Kati: Are they always like this?
S/A: Yep. So what do you choose team three?
Camryn: Since this is a dream, I choose 'Really, Really, Really, Really Long Words' for 444
S/A: *grins evilly* O.K. What should we do......
*Kati whispers something to Rosethorn who whispers something to S/A. they all grin evilly*
Dannor: Thanks alot, Camryn. Now they'll do something evil to us. You are such an diot.
Camryn: This is a dream! What can they do that I can't wake up from?
Dannor: THIS IS NOT A DREAM, YOU IDIOT!
Camryn: It isn't?
Dannor: No!
Camryn: Oops.
S/A: Alright. Dannor you have to kiss Delia.
Dannor: WHAT! NO WAY!!!
Delia: Really? He does? *faints*
Dannor: *looks disgusted*
S/A: You have to do it or your team gets disqualified!
Dannor: Oh, alright.
*Dannor runs over and gives Delia a peck on the cheek*
Kati: Did that count?
S/A: Nevermind if it did or not, we're running out of tim! We have to announce the winners. Rosethorn you do that this time.
Rosethorn: Yay! And the winners are team three! Dannor Camryn and Pas!
Pas: But I didn't do anything!
Dannor: Shut up! We won didn't we?
Camryn: YAY! WE WON!
S/A: And that's it for this edition of 'Someone Annoying's Game Show'! I'm your host Someone Annoying! Bye, everybody! See you next time!
*S/A Kati and Rosethron exit the camera fades out on a rejoicing team three*
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Hi! Rosethorn, did I do O.K.? It wasn't really funny at all. I must be loosing (who cares how you spell it) my touch. Alright. The idea for someone kissing Delia came from . See! If you review and put in a suggestion I'll use it! There's a nice little button that really would like to be pushed. ~Libby a.k.a Veralidaine Sarrasri.
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Disclaimer: As you know, I don't own anything.....(except a few original characters, of course)
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RAVTIOGS: Hello, and Welcome back to Someone Annoying's Game Show. Here's Your host, Someone Annoying!
*S/A walks out onstage, and everyone claps and cheers*
S/A: Today, I have a special surprise, but before I tell you what it is here are your co-hosts Kati and Rosethorn!
*Rosethorn and Kati run on stage, Rosethorn muttering angrily*
Rosthorn: *muttering* Why was her name called first? That's not fair at all.....
Kati: Alphabetical order.
S/A: What?
Kati and Rosethorn: Nothing.
S/A: O.K.......Anyway, Today, on team one we have Delia of Eldorne (or whatever,I don't have my books right now), Numair Salmalin, and Queen Thayet. On team two we have Gabool the Wild, Cluny the Scourge, and Lord Urthstripe of Salamandastron. On team three we have Dannor, Pas, and Camryn (my friends). Now lets meet team one! *Delia, Numair, and Thayet appear out of nowhere*
Delia: Where are we? I can't believe it! I'm out of that filthy cell! HOORAY!!
S/A: Shut it.
Thayet: Who are you? And why are you wearing those ugly breeches?
Kati: Those happen to be very fashonable jeans.
Rosethorn: I thought they were old and ratty with a rip in one knee.
Kati: Shhhh!
Rosethorn: Oh......*smiles slightly*
Nuamair: *to S/A* Excuse me young lady, but how did you get us here? Is your gift strong?
S/A: I don't have a gift stupid. I can do that kind of stuff because I AM THE DIRECTOR/HOST/WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Numair: If you let us go back to Tortall would you come with us so I could run some test to see-
*S/A is turning red*
S/A: I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG!!!!!!!
Rosethorn: Want me to beat him up?
S/A: No, let's just ignore him and get on with the show. O.K. Now where were we?
Rosethorn: Team Two?
S/A: Thanks! Here comes team two! *Gabool, Cluny, and Lord Urthstripe come crashing through the roof (It happen every time! ;o) )*
Builder Guy: EXTRA PAY!!!!!!
Rosethorn: Shut up. *runs into the back room*
Kati: Where's she going?
S/A: *evil grin* Somewhere.
Kati: Ohhh.
*Rosethron returns*
Rosethorn: All done!
Builder Guy: Owwwwww!
*players look scared*
S/A: *evil grin* And now here's team three!
Dannor: *calls from his fic* BE RIGHT THERE!! (read 'Pas 'n Me: A Rather Annoying Talk Show' to understand)
S/A: *shouts* O.K.!
*Dannor and his Muse Pas come running in, My other friend Camryn arrives sleepily in P.J.'s *
Camryn: *groggily* Where am I?
Kati: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show.
Rosethorn: Yay! Now I get to say it! O.K. *clears her throat* Be afraid, be very afraid!
S/A: *evil grin*
Camryn: This is all a dream, isn't it? I know it is! This is not happening. SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!! *Rosethorn walks over and pinches Camryn hard on the arm* OW! THIS IS STILL A DREAM! I dremt that I felt pain. This is all an illusion You are all figments of my imagination! You are-
*Kati put a peice of Duct tape over her mouth and Rosethorn high-fives her*
S/A; O.K....... Anyway here come Dannor and Pas!
*Dannor an Pas arrive on the set*
Dannor: Thanks for inviting me S/A.
S/A: No problem.
Delia: *interested* Who's he?
Dannor: I'm Dannor. Who are you and why are you wearing that ugly dress?
Delia: This is fashionable!
Pas: Yeah, It was fashionable. In the 1800's.
Delia: *noticing Pas* Eww! That thing smells foul!
Dannor: Well, his name's an anogram for Putrid and Smelly.
Delia: Gross! *walks as far away from Dannor and Pas as possble and runs into a wall, everyone laughs hysterically*
S/A: *giggles* That was almost as funny as Frodo!!
Kati: Yeah, but not quite.
S/A: It needs something more...
Rosethorn: How about we start the game round?
S/A: Great idea! What are the catagories?
Kati: Your turn, Rosethorn.
Rosethorn: O.K..... The catagories are Dogs, Mirrors, Don't Ever Run With Sissors, Machinery, and Really Really Really Really Long Words.
S/A: Thanks! Now team one, what do you choose?
Delia: *without consulting anyone* We'll take 'Don't Ever Run With Sissors' for 300.
Kati: O.K. Here. *hands Delia a pair of really sharp sissors*
Delia: What do I do?
Rosethorn: You run with them, dummy. Don't you know anything? *whaps Delia over the head with stick*
Delia: But I thought the catagory was 'Don't ever run with Sissors'.
S/A: We forgot to change it. Sorry. *sign changes to 'Always Run With Sissors'*
*Delia is forced to run with the sissorc but she falls and drops them,(too bad she didn't poke her eye out) making her team loose the round*
S/A: You know what, guys? That wasn't funny, was it?
Rosethorn: Nope, too bad she didn't poke her eye out.
Kati: Exactly what I was thinking!
Urthstripe: ::Ahem::
S/A: Oh! Round two! O.K. What do you choose, team two?
Gabool: We choose-
Cluny: I wantd to choose it, numbskull!
Gabool: You always do everything! My turn to do it this ti-
Urthstripe: QUIET!!
*..........birds chirping.........*
Urthstripe: We choose 'Mirrors' for 800,000,000,031
S/A: O.K. You have to- *curch bells from across the street start ringing*
Gabool: AHHHHHHHH!!! *hides under chair*
Cluny: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *hides behind cue cards*
Cue Card Guy: Hey! get out of here!
Cluny: *clamps paws over ears and hides under chair*
(A/N: In case you don't get it, Gabool stole the Joseph Bell and it basically took his sanity, because he coulndn't read teh inscroptions and Cluny got killed because it fell on him. They are now afraid of the sound of bells)
Urthstripe: What's wrong with them?
S/A: *laughing her butt off* I don't know but it's funny! *church bells stop ringing*
Cluny: Thank heaven!
Gabool: Is it gone?
S/A: Let's ignore them and go to team three. Dannor? What's your choice?
Camryn: Mmph! *Dannor rips the duct tape off her mouth* OW! You idiot! *steps on his feet*
Dannor: OW! I helped, didn't I????
Kati: Are they always like this?
S/A: Yep. So what do you choose team three?
Camryn: Since this is a dream, I choose 'Really, Really, Really, Really Long Words' for 444
S/A: *grins evilly* O.K. What should we do......
*Kati whispers something to Rosethorn who whispers something to S/A. they all grin evilly*
Dannor: Thanks alot, Camryn. Now they'll do something evil to us. You are such an diot.
Camryn: This is a dream! What can they do that I can't wake up from?
Dannor: THIS IS NOT A DREAM, YOU IDIOT!
Camryn: It isn't?
Dannor: No!
Camryn: Oops.
S/A: Alright. Dannor you have to kiss Delia.
Dannor: WHAT! NO WAY!!!
Delia: Really? He does? *faints*
Dannor: *looks disgusted*
S/A: You have to do it or your team gets disqualified!
Dannor: Oh, alright.
*Dannor runs over and gives Delia a peck on the cheek*
Kati: Did that count?
S/A: Nevermind if it did or not, we're running out of tim! We have to announce the winners. Rosethorn you do that this time.
Rosethorn: Yay! And the winners are team three! Dannor Camryn and Pas!
Pas: But I didn't do anything!
Dannor: Shut up! We won didn't we?
Camryn: YAY! WE WON!
S/A: And that's it for this edition of 'Someone Annoying's Game Show'! I'm your host Someone Annoying! Bye, everybody! See you next time!
*S/A Kati and Rosethron exit the camera fades out on a rejoicing team three*
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Hi! Rosethorn, did I do O.K.? It wasn't really funny at all. I must be loosing (who cares how you spell it) my touch. Alright. The idea for someone kissing Delia came from . See! If you review and put in a suggestion I'll use it! There's a nice little button that really would like to be pushed. ~Libby a.k.a Veralidaine Sarrasri.
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