(I'm updating again, whoa. You little freaks out there better review, or I'll find you, trust me, I'll find you.)
Chapter Ten: Why Tidus Should Never Own a Cat
The bus was enveloped in flames as all the passengers barely escaped. Tidus jumped out of the bus to see the monkey flip in front of him. It quickly flicked him off, leaving him to stare.
"You little monkey! You did not just flick me off!"
"Oh yes he did, brudda," Wakka corrected.
Tidus gritted his teeth. "I am so going to kick your monkey- Tidus stopped as the monkey started rapidly punching him in the stomach. He then delivered a flying kick to Tidus's chest.
The monkey then smirked and ran off.
"You will die Monkey! You, will, DIE!!!!!" So, Yuna and Lulu deposited Rikku at the hospital. The doctors said she should stay the night, just in case she went insane.
The next day at school went by slowly. At the end of the day, Tidus and Yuna were talking about something, so they decided to walk home together.
"I still think that it wasn't fair how they got their own video games! I mean, we were friends when we were kids. They're so heartless," Tidus moped.
Yuna smiled at him. "Hey Tidus, you want to come to my house for awhile? I would like to show you my new cat, Kimhari. He's really amazing. He seems to know what we talk about and he's really intelligent too ."
Yuna's house was big, as big as a mansion.
"Are you rich or something?" Tidus asked as they entered her house. "Sort of. My dad has a very good job," Yuna answered.
They both walked into the den as Yuna looked at the clock. "Are you hungry? If so, I'll be right back."
Tidus nodded. "Yeah, I didn't eat much."
Yuna nodded and walked away to the kitchen.
Tidus plopped down on the couch and waited. "Kimhari wonder why stupid blonde- headed fool has entered with gullible girl."
Tidus turned. "Look, a kitty! You must be Kimhari."
"Kimhari think Tidus is complete and total imbecile."
"Wha?"
Kimhari shook his head. "Allow Kimhari to explain in words Tidus would understand. Kimhari, think, Tidus, is a, poopy- head."
Tidus just looked at him. "I don't get what you're saying."
"Alright then, allow Kimhari to explain in EASIER words. Kimhari think Tidus is dumb."
Tidus smiled. "Oh, now I... Oh no you didn't!"
Tidus launched himself at Kimhari, however, using his superior intellect and telekinesis he flipped Tidus over and pinned him to the ground.
"How are you doing this?" Tidus asked. Kimhari shook his head. "Kimhari just used Kimhari's superior mind, something Kimhari believe Tidus does not have. Kimhari think Tidus should go back to where he belongs, in the dumpster."
Tidus quickly responded, "That's it Kimhari. Your furry, little blue ass is mine!"
At that moment, Yuna walked into the room to see Tidus about to attack Kimhari.
Tidus turned. "Yuna, your cat talks!"
Yuna just stared at him. "That's funny Tidus, but I doubt cats can speak."
"No, but he really talked!" Tidus exclaimed.
"Why don't we just go and eat?" Yuna suggested.
The dining room was very nice, with a huge chandelier on hanging from the ceiling.
"Sorry, but this was the only quick thing we have right now," Yuna said as she handed Tidus his macaroni and cheese. "That's fine," Tidus answered as he started eating.
As Yuna was about to begin eating, Kimhari jumped on her lap.
Kimhari rubbed his head against Yuna and started to purr. "Ahh, how sweet," Yuna said as she petted Kimhari.
"You know, in some countries, it's illegal for cats to be with a person when they're eating," Tidus commented
Yuna gave him a strange look. "Are you some nutcase or something?" she asked jokingly.
They continued eating. Kimhari suddenly glanced at Tidus giving him the evil eye. Tidus glared back.
As Tidus placed his fork in his mouth, Kimhari used his telekinetic powers to jam the fork into the back of his throat, stabbing it slightly.
Tidus pulled the fork out and started grasping his throat as the macaroni went down.
Kimhari then started purring, distracting Yuna, but at the same time enjoying it.
Kimhari slightly smirked and used his telekinetic powers as Tidus was about to take a gulp of his water. Kimhari then caused Tidus to miss, spilling it all over the middle of his pants.
Yuna then looked down. "Tidus! Couldn't you have held it?"
Tidus blushed. "No, it's not what you think! I... I... Never mind. Uh, I'll take care of it later."
Tidus started to grow beet red as Kimhari grinned.
Tidus and Yuna continued to eat their dinner. However, Kimhari suddenly shot Tidus the paw.
DUM-DUM-DUM!
Tidus stood up. "Thas' it Kimhari! You're going down!"
Yuna stared at him. "What?" Tidus blushed and sat back down. "Oh, what I meant to say was that this macaroni is so damn good!"
"It's frozen food," Yuna answered.
Tidus scratched his head. "Which is exactly why it's so good!"
Yuna smiled slightly and picked up the plates. "Um, I think we've both had enough."
She walked away into the kitchen. "This is the last time I ever buy frozen food again," she muttered.
Yuna walked out of the kitchen. "Hey Tidus, would you like to watch a movie or something for awhile?"
Tidus nodded. "Sure, why not?"
They both seated themselves upon Yuna's large couch. She walked over to the TV and placed a DVD in. "You don't mind watching "Cats and Dogs" do you?"
Tidus shook his head.
As the movie started, Kimhari seated himself on Yuna's lap. Tidus slightly glanced at him.
When the cats finally spoke in the movie, Tidus turned back and forth at Kimhari and the TV. He then stood up.
"You see Yuna! The cats talk!"
Yuna stared at him. "Tidus, cats don't really talk. Actors speak out their voices and then computers transmit the voices to the animals."
Tidus sat back down. "Believe what you want, but the cat talks."
After about an hour of wasted time, the time was around six thirty.
Yuna stood up. "I'm going to go out side for awhile. Want to come?" she asked.
Tidus nodded. "Go on. I'll be there."
Yuna walked outside while Tidus stood up and fixed his cuff. Kimhari stared at him. Seeing that the cat kept on staring, Tidus got freaked out and went outside.
He found Yuna sitting at the edge of the pool, dipping her feet into the water.
Tidus sat down next to her. "What's up?" he asked.
Yuna shook her head. "Nothing really. I'm just a bit worried about Rikku."
"Hey, just because she went into a coma for five minutes doesn't mean she's going to go psycho or anything."
Yuna giggled. "I don't know." Tidus scratched his head. "But anyway, at least tomorrow's Friday. I just remembered about Wakka. I didn't go with him to Happy Hair. Crap."
Yuna then suddenly fell into the pool. Tidus jumped in after her to save her.
"Yuna! Don't worry! I'll save you!"
"Tidus!"
"Don't worry Yuna I'm coming!'
"Yuna!!"
"I'm almost there Yuna!"
"TIDUS!!"
"What?" Tidus asked. "We're in the shallow part of the pool," she answered. Tidus looked down. "Heh heh, I knew that."
Yuna started to swim. "Instead of getting out, why don't we swim for awhile?"
Tidus smiled. "Hey! How about we see which one of us can hold their breath the longest?" Yuna smiled. "Sure!"
So, they both ducked down underwater. About a milli- second later, Tidus splashed up, gasping for air. Yuna rose up after him. "It seems I win."
Tidus and Yuna started to slowly swim laps around the pool.
As Tidus swam around with Yuna, he began to notice her for the young woman that she was.
He felt oddly drawn to her. He kept swimming with her, watching her every movement. Is hormones began to go crazy, and to say the least, Yuna felt the same way about Tidus.
Suddenly, they stopped swimming. They looked at each other, and then floated closer, and closer, and closer...
Their lips met, and they shared a long passionate kiss.
For them, it seemed to last an eternity.
Braska drove into the drive- way, and stepped out of the car.
Tidus and Yuna continued to kiss, un- wanting it to end.
Braska walked inside the house, it had been a long hard job at McDonald's Exclusive, which was basically the same as McDonald's, they just had more ketchup packets.
Braska had slaved all day, serving hundreds of Big Macs at the same time, and not even a thank you, not even a single thank you. "Ungrateful little maggots," he thought.
Kimhari then walked by and wrapped himself around Braska's leg. "Awww, pretty kitty," he said as he petted Kimhari.
Then Kimhari, who used his telekinetic powers to drop Braska's wallet, grabbed it and ran off.
Braska chased Kimhari throughout the entire house, until they went outside.
Kimhari dropped Braska's wallet next to the pool. Braska picked it up. "Stupid cat," he whispered.
Then, as he looked up and saw Yuna and Tidus kissing, he breathed in heavily.
"YUNA!!!!!!!" he shouted, causing Tidus and Yuna to break apart.
Tidus was horrified. "Caught in the act," he mumbled.
Yuna gasped. "Oh my, what was I doing?"
(How nice... Anyway, I truly have to think Jay Are Vee for without his help, this chapter would never have existed. Oh and yes when Tidus and Yuna were making out that was a macalania woods reference.)
Chapter Ten: Why Tidus Should Never Own a Cat
The bus was enveloped in flames as all the passengers barely escaped. Tidus jumped out of the bus to see the monkey flip in front of him. It quickly flicked him off, leaving him to stare.
"You little monkey! You did not just flick me off!"
"Oh yes he did, brudda," Wakka corrected.
Tidus gritted his teeth. "I am so going to kick your monkey- Tidus stopped as the monkey started rapidly punching him in the stomach. He then delivered a flying kick to Tidus's chest.
The monkey then smirked and ran off.
"You will die Monkey! You, will, DIE!!!!!" So, Yuna and Lulu deposited Rikku at the hospital. The doctors said she should stay the night, just in case she went insane.
The next day at school went by slowly. At the end of the day, Tidus and Yuna were talking about something, so they decided to walk home together.
"I still think that it wasn't fair how they got their own video games! I mean, we were friends when we were kids. They're so heartless," Tidus moped.
Yuna smiled at him. "Hey Tidus, you want to come to my house for awhile? I would like to show you my new cat, Kimhari. He's really amazing. He seems to know what we talk about and he's really intelligent too ."
Yuna's house was big, as big as a mansion.
"Are you rich or something?" Tidus asked as they entered her house. "Sort of. My dad has a very good job," Yuna answered.
They both walked into the den as Yuna looked at the clock. "Are you hungry? If so, I'll be right back."
Tidus nodded. "Yeah, I didn't eat much."
Yuna nodded and walked away to the kitchen.
Tidus plopped down on the couch and waited. "Kimhari wonder why stupid blonde- headed fool has entered with gullible girl."
Tidus turned. "Look, a kitty! You must be Kimhari."
"Kimhari think Tidus is complete and total imbecile."
"Wha?"
Kimhari shook his head. "Allow Kimhari to explain in words Tidus would understand. Kimhari, think, Tidus, is a, poopy- head."
Tidus just looked at him. "I don't get what you're saying."
"Alright then, allow Kimhari to explain in EASIER words. Kimhari think Tidus is dumb."
Tidus smiled. "Oh, now I... Oh no you didn't!"
Tidus launched himself at Kimhari, however, using his superior intellect and telekinesis he flipped Tidus over and pinned him to the ground.
"How are you doing this?" Tidus asked. Kimhari shook his head. "Kimhari just used Kimhari's superior mind, something Kimhari believe Tidus does not have. Kimhari think Tidus should go back to where he belongs, in the dumpster."
Tidus quickly responded, "That's it Kimhari. Your furry, little blue ass is mine!"
At that moment, Yuna walked into the room to see Tidus about to attack Kimhari.
Tidus turned. "Yuna, your cat talks!"
Yuna just stared at him. "That's funny Tidus, but I doubt cats can speak."
"No, but he really talked!" Tidus exclaimed.
"Why don't we just go and eat?" Yuna suggested.
The dining room was very nice, with a huge chandelier on hanging from the ceiling.
"Sorry, but this was the only quick thing we have right now," Yuna said as she handed Tidus his macaroni and cheese. "That's fine," Tidus answered as he started eating.
As Yuna was about to begin eating, Kimhari jumped on her lap.
Kimhari rubbed his head against Yuna and started to purr. "Ahh, how sweet," Yuna said as she petted Kimhari.
"You know, in some countries, it's illegal for cats to be with a person when they're eating," Tidus commented
Yuna gave him a strange look. "Are you some nutcase or something?" she asked jokingly.
They continued eating. Kimhari suddenly glanced at Tidus giving him the evil eye. Tidus glared back.
As Tidus placed his fork in his mouth, Kimhari used his telekinetic powers to jam the fork into the back of his throat, stabbing it slightly.
Tidus pulled the fork out and started grasping his throat as the macaroni went down.
Kimhari then started purring, distracting Yuna, but at the same time enjoying it.
Kimhari slightly smirked and used his telekinetic powers as Tidus was about to take a gulp of his water. Kimhari then caused Tidus to miss, spilling it all over the middle of his pants.
Yuna then looked down. "Tidus! Couldn't you have held it?"
Tidus blushed. "No, it's not what you think! I... I... Never mind. Uh, I'll take care of it later."
Tidus started to grow beet red as Kimhari grinned.
Tidus and Yuna continued to eat their dinner. However, Kimhari suddenly shot Tidus the paw.
DUM-DUM-DUM!
Tidus stood up. "Thas' it Kimhari! You're going down!"
Yuna stared at him. "What?" Tidus blushed and sat back down. "Oh, what I meant to say was that this macaroni is so damn good!"
"It's frozen food," Yuna answered.
Tidus scratched his head. "Which is exactly why it's so good!"
Yuna smiled slightly and picked up the plates. "Um, I think we've both had enough."
She walked away into the kitchen. "This is the last time I ever buy frozen food again," she muttered.
Yuna walked out of the kitchen. "Hey Tidus, would you like to watch a movie or something for awhile?"
Tidus nodded. "Sure, why not?"
They both seated themselves upon Yuna's large couch. She walked over to the TV and placed a DVD in. "You don't mind watching "Cats and Dogs" do you?"
Tidus shook his head.
As the movie started, Kimhari seated himself on Yuna's lap. Tidus slightly glanced at him.
When the cats finally spoke in the movie, Tidus turned back and forth at Kimhari and the TV. He then stood up.
"You see Yuna! The cats talk!"
Yuna stared at him. "Tidus, cats don't really talk. Actors speak out their voices and then computers transmit the voices to the animals."
Tidus sat back down. "Believe what you want, but the cat talks."
After about an hour of wasted time, the time was around six thirty.
Yuna stood up. "I'm going to go out side for awhile. Want to come?" she asked.
Tidus nodded. "Go on. I'll be there."
Yuna walked outside while Tidus stood up and fixed his cuff. Kimhari stared at him. Seeing that the cat kept on staring, Tidus got freaked out and went outside.
He found Yuna sitting at the edge of the pool, dipping her feet into the water.
Tidus sat down next to her. "What's up?" he asked.
Yuna shook her head. "Nothing really. I'm just a bit worried about Rikku."
"Hey, just because she went into a coma for five minutes doesn't mean she's going to go psycho or anything."
Yuna giggled. "I don't know." Tidus scratched his head. "But anyway, at least tomorrow's Friday. I just remembered about Wakka. I didn't go with him to Happy Hair. Crap."
Yuna then suddenly fell into the pool. Tidus jumped in after her to save her.
"Yuna! Don't worry! I'll save you!"
"Tidus!"
"Don't worry Yuna I'm coming!'
"Yuna!!"
"I'm almost there Yuna!"
"TIDUS!!"
"What?" Tidus asked. "We're in the shallow part of the pool," she answered. Tidus looked down. "Heh heh, I knew that."
Yuna started to swim. "Instead of getting out, why don't we swim for awhile?"
Tidus smiled. "Hey! How about we see which one of us can hold their breath the longest?" Yuna smiled. "Sure!"
So, they both ducked down underwater. About a milli- second later, Tidus splashed up, gasping for air. Yuna rose up after him. "It seems I win."
Tidus and Yuna started to slowly swim laps around the pool.
As Tidus swam around with Yuna, he began to notice her for the young woman that she was.
He felt oddly drawn to her. He kept swimming with her, watching her every movement. Is hormones began to go crazy, and to say the least, Yuna felt the same way about Tidus.
Suddenly, they stopped swimming. They looked at each other, and then floated closer, and closer, and closer...
Their lips met, and they shared a long passionate kiss.
For them, it seemed to last an eternity.
Braska drove into the drive- way, and stepped out of the car.
Tidus and Yuna continued to kiss, un- wanting it to end.
Braska walked inside the house, it had been a long hard job at McDonald's Exclusive, which was basically the same as McDonald's, they just had more ketchup packets.
Braska had slaved all day, serving hundreds of Big Macs at the same time, and not even a thank you, not even a single thank you. "Ungrateful little maggots," he thought.
Kimhari then walked by and wrapped himself around Braska's leg. "Awww, pretty kitty," he said as he petted Kimhari.
Then Kimhari, who used his telekinetic powers to drop Braska's wallet, grabbed it and ran off.
Braska chased Kimhari throughout the entire house, until they went outside.
Kimhari dropped Braska's wallet next to the pool. Braska picked it up. "Stupid cat," he whispered.
Then, as he looked up and saw Yuna and Tidus kissing, he breathed in heavily.
"YUNA!!!!!!!" he shouted, causing Tidus and Yuna to break apart.
Tidus was horrified. "Caught in the act," he mumbled.
Yuna gasped. "Oh my, what was I doing?"
(How nice... Anyway, I truly have to think Jay Are Vee for without his help, this chapter would never have existed. Oh and yes when Tidus and Yuna were making out that was a macalania woods reference.)