Hi all! Rosethorn wrote this up 'till Team Tree, so lets give her some
applause! *silence* I SAID lets give her some applause! *readers clap and
cheer* Much better. Thanks! Just so you all know: Algebra is evil. The end.
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S/A: Hi, and welcome once again to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Unfortunately, the RAVTIAOGS is unavaliable at the moment, so I'm doing all
the announcements. So.heeeere's your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
*clapping and whistling as Rosethorn runs on*
*clapping stops when Kati runs on*
Kati: Hey!
*Rosethorn giggles and hides tape recorder control behind her back*
S/A: Anyway. Team one is from Tortall. Please do not welcome Roger, Ozorne,
and Joren!
*much booing and hissing and throwing of tomatos as Roger, Ozorne and Joren
crash through the roof*
Roger: What the.where are we?
Joren: Beats me.
Rosethorn: Shut up.
S/A: Rosethorn, that's not nice.
Rosethorn: So?
Kati: S/A! That was merely ordinary.
*Kati pounces on three and duct tapes their mouths shut*
Kati: That was not nice.
Ozorne: Mmph!
S/A: Anyway. Team two is from Middle Earth! Here's Sam. *Sam crashes through roof* .a Nazgul. *Nazgul crashes through roof* .and Galadriel! *Galadriel walks calmly onstage*
Rosethorn: Eeee! Can I have your autograph?
*Kati restrains Rosethorn*
S/A: *after weird look at Rosethorn* Right. Last team is from dear old Earth, Sarah, Eleanor and Deborah!
*All walk onstage*
Sam: Is this the place Mister Frodo told me about? Eek! A Nazgul!
Nazgul: *jumps* Where?
Eleanor: *rolls eyes* What is going on?
S/A: *ignoring them* The categories, please, Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: Allright! Categories are.uh.*has quick conference with Kati* Right. Categories are: Don't Pick Me, Pick Me, S/A Has A Problem, RAVTIAOGS
Has A Problem, I Have A Problem, and We All Have Problems!
Kati: So, team one, what'll it be?
Joren: MMph!
Kati: We all have problems? Right.*consults with Rosethorn as Team One bumps and 'mmphs' in the background*
Rosethorn: Ok! Ozorne has to hop around on one foot singing the Hokey Pokey
while sending a message in semaphore.
Kati: *hands Ozorne flags* Say in semaphore that you're stupid. *rips duct tape off Ozorne's mouth*
Ozorne: Ow! #@*$!
Rosethorn: Bad Ozorne! No cursing in front of the kiddies.
S/A: One point deducted! Now do it!
*Ozorne hops around while waving the flags and singing the Hokey Pokey*
*Rosethorn dies laughing*
Kati: Well, we got rid of her.
*Rosethorn resurrects herself*
Kati: Darn.
Rosethorn: Anyway.
S/A: Team one loses because Ozorne was saying that Kati is stupid in semaphore. Team Two! What do you want?
Sam: Pick Me!
Nazgul: Don't Pick Me.
Galadriel: S/A Has A Problem.
Kati: Um.
Rosethorn: OK! Let's do S/A Has A Problem because I like Galadriel. So, S/A, what'll the question be?
S/A: *smiles evilly* I know. Nazgul!
Nazgul: *jumps* Where?
S/A: You. You have to tell the audience your name.
Nazgul: Oh no.
S/A: Oh yes.
Nazgul: Um.well.fine.it's.*whispers something*
S/A: *singsong* I can't hear you!
Nazgul: *whispers louder*
Rosethorn: Louder!
Nazgul: IT'S FLOPSY!
*Pause*
*Audience dies laughing*
Kati: Darn. We lost our audience.
S/A: *resurrects audience* And now.Team Three!
Eleanor: Once again, I ask you, what is going on here?
Rosethorn: Your on Someone Annoying's Gameshow.
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *grins evilly*
Eleanor: *looks oddly at S/A* Something wrong with you?
S/A: What? No! What does your team choose?
*they consult each other*
Sarah: *turns to S/A* We choose 'RAVTIOGS Has A Problem'.
S/A: Now, Rosethorn, you said something about knowing these people?
Rosethorn: Yes. *grins evilly*
Kati: We always have to be evil to Team Three, so what do we do to them?
*Rosethorn whispers something to Kati, who whispers something to S/A grins evilly*
S/A: Sarah has to stand on her head and recite the pledge of alleigence backwards while Deborah and Eleanor throw peanut butter at the audience.
Sarah: What? Uh-uh.
Rosethorn: You lose if you don't......
Deborah: *sighs and picks up a jar of peanut butter that has appeared out of nowhere* Let's just do it, you guys. It can't hurt, and it might be kind of fun...*looks at the audience with evil glint in her eyes*
Audience: *collectivly shudders*
Cue Card Guy: *takes down cue card that says 'Collectively Shudder'*
Eleanor: *picks up peanut butter* Lets do it. *opens jar*
Sarah: *stands on head* All for justice and liberty with indivisible, God under nation one. Stands it which for republic the to and America of States United the of flag the to alleigence pledge I. *after gradualy slowing her speech, faints*
Deborah & Eleanor: *throws peanut butter at the audience, laughing evilly all the while*
Kati: Um, you guys? I think our time slot's up, so we should, um, go now?
Rosethorn: Right, but who won?
S/A: I dunno.
Rosethorn: How about Team Two because I like Galadriel.
S/A: *shrugs* Fine with me! And the winners are Team Two! We've gotta go because I have a meeting with the author of this show. Bye!
*S/A, Kati, and Rosethorn exit to loud screams and a few shouts of 'Ahhhh! I'm deathly allergic to peeanut butter! Ahhhh!'*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ahh, it's just been too long! I've forgotten the hilarity a 20oz Mountian Dew can cause. Well, thanks for reading! Bye! ~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri
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S/A: Hi, and welcome once again to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Unfortunately, the RAVTIAOGS is unavaliable at the moment, so I'm doing all
the announcements. So.heeeere's your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
*clapping and whistling as Rosethorn runs on*
*clapping stops when Kati runs on*
Kati: Hey!
*Rosethorn giggles and hides tape recorder control behind her back*
S/A: Anyway. Team one is from Tortall. Please do not welcome Roger, Ozorne,
and Joren!
*much booing and hissing and throwing of tomatos as Roger, Ozorne and Joren
crash through the roof*
Roger: What the.where are we?
Joren: Beats me.
Rosethorn: Shut up.
S/A: Rosethorn, that's not nice.
Rosethorn: So?
Kati: S/A! That was merely ordinary.
*Kati pounces on three and duct tapes their mouths shut*
Kati: That was not nice.
Ozorne: Mmph!
S/A: Anyway. Team two is from Middle Earth! Here's Sam. *Sam crashes through roof* .a Nazgul. *Nazgul crashes through roof* .and Galadriel! *Galadriel walks calmly onstage*
Rosethorn: Eeee! Can I have your autograph?
*Kati restrains Rosethorn*
S/A: *after weird look at Rosethorn* Right. Last team is from dear old Earth, Sarah, Eleanor and Deborah!
*All walk onstage*
Sam: Is this the place Mister Frodo told me about? Eek! A Nazgul!
Nazgul: *jumps* Where?
Eleanor: *rolls eyes* What is going on?
S/A: *ignoring them* The categories, please, Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: Allright! Categories are.uh.*has quick conference with Kati* Right. Categories are: Don't Pick Me, Pick Me, S/A Has A Problem, RAVTIAOGS
Has A Problem, I Have A Problem, and We All Have Problems!
Kati: So, team one, what'll it be?
Joren: MMph!
Kati: We all have problems? Right.*consults with Rosethorn as Team One bumps and 'mmphs' in the background*
Rosethorn: Ok! Ozorne has to hop around on one foot singing the Hokey Pokey
while sending a message in semaphore.
Kati: *hands Ozorne flags* Say in semaphore that you're stupid. *rips duct tape off Ozorne's mouth*
Ozorne: Ow! #@*$!
Rosethorn: Bad Ozorne! No cursing in front of the kiddies.
S/A: One point deducted! Now do it!
*Ozorne hops around while waving the flags and singing the Hokey Pokey*
*Rosethorn dies laughing*
Kati: Well, we got rid of her.
*Rosethorn resurrects herself*
Kati: Darn.
Rosethorn: Anyway.
S/A: Team one loses because Ozorne was saying that Kati is stupid in semaphore. Team Two! What do you want?
Sam: Pick Me!
Nazgul: Don't Pick Me.
Galadriel: S/A Has A Problem.
Kati: Um.
Rosethorn: OK! Let's do S/A Has A Problem because I like Galadriel. So, S/A, what'll the question be?
S/A: *smiles evilly* I know. Nazgul!
Nazgul: *jumps* Where?
S/A: You. You have to tell the audience your name.
Nazgul: Oh no.
S/A: Oh yes.
Nazgul: Um.well.fine.it's.*whispers something*
S/A: *singsong* I can't hear you!
Nazgul: *whispers louder*
Rosethorn: Louder!
Nazgul: IT'S FLOPSY!
*Pause*
*Audience dies laughing*
Kati: Darn. We lost our audience.
S/A: *resurrects audience* And now.Team Three!
Eleanor: Once again, I ask you, what is going on here?
Rosethorn: Your on Someone Annoying's Gameshow.
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *grins evilly*
Eleanor: *looks oddly at S/A* Something wrong with you?
S/A: What? No! What does your team choose?
*they consult each other*
Sarah: *turns to S/A* We choose 'RAVTIOGS Has A Problem'.
S/A: Now, Rosethorn, you said something about knowing these people?
Rosethorn: Yes. *grins evilly*
Kati: We always have to be evil to Team Three, so what do we do to them?
*Rosethorn whispers something to Kati, who whispers something to S/A grins evilly*
S/A: Sarah has to stand on her head and recite the pledge of alleigence backwards while Deborah and Eleanor throw peanut butter at the audience.
Sarah: What? Uh-uh.
Rosethorn: You lose if you don't......
Deborah: *sighs and picks up a jar of peanut butter that has appeared out of nowhere* Let's just do it, you guys. It can't hurt, and it might be kind of fun...*looks at the audience with evil glint in her eyes*
Audience: *collectivly shudders*
Cue Card Guy: *takes down cue card that says 'Collectively Shudder'*
Eleanor: *picks up peanut butter* Lets do it. *opens jar*
Sarah: *stands on head* All for justice and liberty with indivisible, God under nation one. Stands it which for republic the to and America of States United the of flag the to alleigence pledge I. *after gradualy slowing her speech, faints*
Deborah & Eleanor: *throws peanut butter at the audience, laughing evilly all the while*
Kati: Um, you guys? I think our time slot's up, so we should, um, go now?
Rosethorn: Right, but who won?
S/A: I dunno.
Rosethorn: How about Team Two because I like Galadriel.
S/A: *shrugs* Fine with me! And the winners are Team Two! We've gotta go because I have a meeting with the author of this show. Bye!
*S/A, Kati, and Rosethorn exit to loud screams and a few shouts of 'Ahhhh! I'm deathly allergic to peeanut butter! Ahhhh!'*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ahh, it's just been too long! I've forgotten the hilarity a 20oz Mountian Dew can cause. Well, thanks for reading! Bye! ~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri